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Hi I'm Andy - Gaymer, lamer, wild pug tamer

[mousegirlheart]

[cuppydogshane]

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

[andykinskywalker]

[suppermariobroth]

All congratulations screens from Super Smash Bros. Melee that feature characters related to the Mario franchise, extracted from the game's files (please zoom in to view details).

Source: blueberrymuffin

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[andykinskywalker]

The person making these screens:

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[suppermariobroth]

Custom render of Mario aggressively presenting a Game Boy Advance, used in 2001 for the UK Nintendo Official Magazine.

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[hometoursandotherstuff]

 Z from the 1998 animated film Antz.

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[mrsterlingeverything]

[belbar74]

[tall]

[theonion]

In a move widely interpreted as an effort to exempt its offerings from health and safety standards, American chain restaurant Arby’s issued a statement Tuesday reclassifying its food as entertainment. “Whether it’s our Classic Beef ’N Cheddar, our Chicken Cordon Bleu, or our famous Jamocha Shake, the menu items at Arby’s are not meant to be construed as edible substances subject to FDA regulation,” said an Arby’s spokesperson, adding that the restaurant was not required to display a disclaimer identifying its sandwiches as entertainment because their non-nourishment status should be obvious to any discerning adult. “When we say, ‘We have the meats,’ that statement is not a legally binding claim of said meats being suitable for human consumption,” she added.

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[flyfella]

Fighting for my life in margaritaville

[flyfella]

Solving an impossible task in margaritaville

[flyfella]

Transporting an immovable object in margaritaville

[andykinskywalker]

Experiencing existential dread in margaritaville

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[counterpunches]

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

[moneybytheton]

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Me getting tickled

[andykinskywalker]

IT’S HAPPENING!?

[depsidase]