Land of Homestuck and Hetalia

Mun: I'm Liandra(/Lia). Think 2p!Aph Canada, but a major weeb, and that's all you need to know about me. Mod: I'm Alex, the mun's little sister! ((All of the above pretty much applies to me. owo)) ------------------------------ Hetalia Muses: Aph Canada, Aph, England, Aph America, APH France. Homestuck Troll Muses: Sollux Captor and Eridan Ampora. Homestuck Human Muses: //All kids, from Roxy to Jade.//

[imagineyouricon]

Imagine your icon asleep in a pile of kittens.

[psychologicalfact]

[black-quadrant]

eridan would try to teach cronus various forms of ballroom dancing because as a highblood he should be cultured

"don’t you know how to dance at all?"

cronus responds through dirty dance and eridan just shrieks

[amporazz]

cronus just gyrates his hips troll elvis presley style

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

I have a gif for that

[endoshan]

WAKE UP COUSIN

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

[ulibeanzz]

being “cute” is really hard because even when youre angry people just kinda giggle at you and say “aw youre so cute when youre angry.” no. stop. recognize my power. 

[snowflake-of-destiny-deactivate]

best gif use ever 

its still fucking adorable 

[unicornmagic]

[honorarytenenbaum]

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

[rosemiracles-deactivated2016032]

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

[hinatasashybamf]

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

[walkonmemories-deactivated20180]

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

[distresseddeernoise]

the hook is worthy

[shinysmashkeys]

the hook is worthy

[stephendann]

Peter Pan would disagree.

[demon-princess-serina-verified]

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

[molegria]

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

[ecumenicalseeker-deactivated201]

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 

OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

[blueflame91]

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

[esculentesset-deactivated201411]

i just… can’t have this not on my blog.

[arotalia-----deactivated-deacti]

This is very important.

[factoryrain-deactivated20161122]

"When Russia greets people, he does so with a kiss on the lips. When Germany denied him the greeting, also pushing his hand on his face to ensure he didn’t kiss him, Russia immediately became very sad and pouted, beginning to walk away, before Germany insisted that he greet him any way but with a kiss to the mouth. Russia then said he would blow him a kiss, instead."

Source

Thought that needed to be added.

[ladybeemer]

BASED OFF A TUMBLR POST THAT I CAN’T SEEM TO FIND.;;;;

[solipsexual]

Canada cosplay!!! (my hair is a bit messy but still)

[amvs]

Visit Original Link

THE ANTHEM OF THE ROMANOPOCALYPSE

[jinbeizaki]

NOT SORRY

[girlchub-deactivated20181204]

FAT SHAMING

SKINNY SHAMING

SHAMING SOMEONE BECAUSE OF THEIR APPEARANCE

chicken nuggets

[castielonfire-deactivated201906]

bless this post

[princessrinielle]

M.A.S.H. for Le Homestuck

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

I’m gonna marry Equius and live in a mansion and I’m gonna wear a kimono and he’ll wear a clown suit and we’ll honeymoon on LORAF and we’ll drive a blue pickup truck and i’ll be a bard of hope and we’ll have 413 babies

[kiku-the-cutie]

I'm gonna marry Karkat and live in an apartment. I'll wear a kimono and he'll wear the tuxedo T-shirt. We'll honeymoon in The Land Of Wind And Shade, and our mode of transportation will be a rocket pack. I'll be a Maid of Blood and we'll have no babies.

[kaneki-in-a-box-deactivated2014]

[kittynoct]

iceland is scary

[occams]

are those giant marshmallows

[kittynoct]

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

[c0rnmuffins]

Seriously though what the fuck are those

[kittynoct]

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

[starpyrate]

RT Community Day Draws: Michaelink and Gavindorf

[roseroyalty-moving]

50’sstuck!Alpha Kids

Dirk Strider

Jake English

Jane Crocker

Roxy Lalonde