KilJoius

she/her; nsfw; feed runs on a queue pfp by @jollyart & header image by @asiriyep

[kiljoius]

Hello, thanks for stopping by. Much of my work is NSFW, so please be mindful. Should you notice I have ever reblogged something AI generated, please feel free to notify me. If you don't want to follow my random reblogs and nonsense posts here, head over to @kiljoius-writes for fic updates solely!

If I have ever shared a post with you without explanation, it is almost certainly because I have fat thumbs and it was an accident and if you ask me why I sent it, I will be embarrassed.

Complete works on Ao3

currently

[flwrrico]

i really liked this chapter!! (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)

[15560931]

anya's new outfit is cute

[bamkoon]

idk man

continuation here

[peachiiwren]

what is his problem

[slijmtijd]

Who's a good boy, Akamaru?! ✨️ commission done for @lazyneonrabbitt ♡♡♡♡

[areuils]

I think the biggest issue with spy x family is that is that people read it as if it’s a slice of life romance instead of a slice of life action-comedy. I don’t think I’d be so annoyed if people don’t constantly treat anything unrelated to twiyor as ‘filler.’ People hate on eden kids stuff despite twiyor moments also being ‘plot filler.’ Developing Anya’s interpersonal life and treating her not as just a cute mascot but a character is actually the same as furthering Yor and Twilight’s emotional development.

[netscapenavigator-official]

You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

[veliseraptor]

if you're in my notifications on a regular basis but we have never spoken...I want you to know that I know your username and think fondly of you

[itadori-san]

sousou no frieren s2e3 :: when you choose the destination, you choose the troubles of the journey too, stark

[tordenvejr]

just remembered i'm a real person to other people

[kiljoius]

a list of names I used to call Naruto characters when my boyfriend introduced me to it:

kaske (could never remember sasuke or kakashi, so they became one)

naruto and sakura I already knew

blind girl

dog boy

bug boy

diaper head

what a drag guy

blond girl

blind guy

buns

rock lee

rock lee's dad

hot smoking teacher

hot red eye teacher

old man

annoying kid

annoying kids friends

girl who is actually boy

snakey boy

booby lady

lady with pig

[kankuroplease]

Poll winners NaruIno + burnt breakfast

[socra-time]

Better that they don’t know-

[craftpunky]

this is a dumb idea that has been lingering in my mind for the past two pride months.

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[catchymemes]

everyone: happy pride month 🌈

my brain at 12:00 am on june 1st: