i don’t even go here

except clearly i kinda do

[weyounbathwater]

I'm pretty sure I would die for your goats

[killerbeets]

This is the quality goat content I crave

[llllllilllllll]

this miss americana billboard at sundance festival is everything.

[killerbeets]

I am legitimately losing my mind

[alicentflowers]

Things I want to see but I know I won't get to:

1. THE THIRD POLAROID

2. The video of Taylor banging her head on the ceiling when she was trying to get on Karlie's shoulders

[mytearsrricochet]

did Taylor swift fucking murder David Koch

[aaronexplainsitall]

[luntfontanne]

taylor: The Man is not about ‘what would I do if I was a man?’ it’s about how I would be seen if I’d done exactly the same stuff

The Man: getting bitches and models

[killerbeets]

“Lived in the shade you were throwing till all of my sunshine was gone, gone, gone” —IFTYE

“Sunshine at the street at the parade [...] Shade never made anybody less gay” —YNTCD

help

[phantomivy]

so it goes

[wisteriawatching]

Aug 22 @ 7 am ET: Live performance on GMA (livestream link)

Aug 22 @ 5 pm ET: Lover’s Lounge live event, including live performance, Q&A, info on Stella X Taylor Swift, + Lover music video premiere (livestream link)

Aug 23 @ 12 am ET: ♡ ♡ ♡ LOVER IS RELEASED! ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ (Spotify link)

Aug 23 @ 5 pm ET : Live performance + Q&A on SiriusXM Hits 1 show (ch 2) (listening link) (get free trial subscription) Will rebroadcast “throughout the weekend”

Aug 23 @ 8 pm ET: iHeartRadio secret session (get the free app) Will rebroadcast “every 30 minutes, all weekend long”

Aug 25 @ 9 am ET: Interview on CBS Sunday Morning

Aug 26 @ 8 pm ET: Live performance on VMAs

[9w1ft]

hey i’m not the best at making things catch on but i’m feeling emotional so what’s about if we all sent some love letters to taylor on this album release eve??

reblog with the love letter emoji and maybe taylor can see in the notes just how many of us there are in the gaylor swift community, here for her, in this moment 🥰

taylor, from all of us here to you:

💌

[killerbeets]

💌

[thecalmthatkeepsyouawake]

scooter braun’s slow death begins november 2020

[killerbeets]

Robin: Can you tell us about the meaning of “Lover”?

Taylor: lol nahhhhh

[littleoblivions]

he was a london boi she said see u later boi

[killerbeets]

My biggest takeaway from today’s drama is that a disturbingly large number of Swifties apparently don’t know the difference between “apart” and “a part.”

[killerbeets]

This remains a thing.

[luntfontanne]

“That leather body suit is very meow. Because your friend is dressed as cat woman for Halloween.”

the closest thing to michelle pfeiffer that you’ve ever seeeeeen

[9w1ft]

okay girls

this is the last straw

[curbonox]

it’s experiment time!

i thought to myself today: why don’t you give joe another chance to prove himself as the one and only muse of taylor’s songs? so let’s listen to reputation again and hopefully convert myself to toe-ism!

[curbonox]

“Knew he was a killer first time that I saw him / Wonder how many girls he had loved and left haunted”

i mean yeah i totally get it

[curbonox]

“Ooh you and me we got big reputations”

with your very first underground indie movie coming out that everyone’s definitely heard of you can definitely say about yourself that you got a big reputation

[curbonox]

“They say she's gone too far this time”

“And baby, for you, I would fall from grace / Just to touch your face”

dating a white cis male: that’s brave and i can totally understand those fears. christians never accepted heterosexual couples it’s so hard!

[curbonox]

“Do the girls back home touch you like I do?”

phew i was worried for a sec here!

[curbonox]

“All eyes on us” she has to have the power to look into the future i’m so impressed! back when she wrote the song we didn’t know about their relationship so she has to be talking about the future. O M mg

[curbonox]

“You've ruined my life, by not being mine” its so hard! dumping your boyfriend you don’t care about and get together with the single boy you like so much? honestly impossible

[curbonox]

“I'm perfectly fine, I live on my own I made up on my mind, I'm better off bein' alone We met a few weeks ago”

joe!! king of making her forget she had a boyfriend while she thought she was single. he must have made her so crazy that she had to date tom first to calm her down. 

[curbonox]

she said “fancy” i’m screaming! who else except for british people uses that word? no one! and you know who is from england? you guessed it

[curbonox]

“People started talking, putting us through our paces I knew there was no one in the world who could take it”

again: dating a cis male with a big reputation? no wonder everyone started talking. who in their right mind could tolerate that? how lucky we swifties are so strong and open minded and not at least homophobic!

[curbonox]

but to be honest I don't think I have to quote anything from DWOHT because this one screams joe

[curbonox]

“Our secret moments in a crowded room They've got no idea about me and you“

those uncountable times we saw them before knowing they were a couple... they really fooled us!

[curbonox]

“I want your midnights But I'll be cleaning up bottles with you on New Year's Day“

why does joe have to be an unproblematic male? she wants to spent new years eve with him but she cant because she has to hide their relationship from everyone because... reasons! but that doesn't matter to them because cleaning up is so much more fun joe really is a keeper

[9w1ft]

maybe @curbonox snapped

[killerbeets]

loooooooollllllllll

[killerbeets]

🎵Why are you mad🎶

🎵When you could be…doubling down on the belief that Taylor Swift has, over the course of 13 years, carefully constructed a heterosexual cocoon around herself to conceal her true queer self and has never been above concealing or twisting the truth to avoid revealing things she isn’t ready to make known quite yet🎶

hmm, doesn’t quite have the same ring to it 😂