[90s90s90s]

Starcraft (1998)

[amorverde]

U ever meet a super cool girl and ur like… do I want her to be my best friend or my wife

[coffeebuddha]

[killerpancake]

How Thing's Should Have Went

Captain: We're not leaving until we find that anchor charm!

Ship mate: Heh heh. I stole it and hid it.

Isaac: I found the thing.

Ship mate: You found the thing?!

Isaac: I found the thing.

Captain: The thing! Where was it?

Isaac: Top of the mast.

Captain: What? How?

Isaac: Iunno. Someone must have tried to hide it so we couldn't leave.

Captain: That bas- wait. They took the charm...

Isaac: Yeah huh.

Captain: And put it in plain sight at the Crows Nest...

Isaac: Yeah huh.

Captain: Thinking that it would never be found?

Isaac: Yep.

Captain: ...we're on a ship surrounded by water and they didn't think to just throw it overboard?

Ship mate: ...luckily whoever did it was dumb...certainly not me...

[killerpancake]

Claude: Okay I got it. But only if you get your mother's permission first, Rena. I won't let you go until you get the green light. Rena: Yeah...I know. Excuse me but Rena has no idea what "green light" means, she lives on an underdeveloped planet. Dammit, localizers.

[speedlimit15]

[killerpancake]

[justanotherteenidle]

Pop Punk’s not dead, oh no.

[bigdeel]

[cleopat-ra-blog]

this is my favorite post on all of the Internet

[weloveshortvideos]

When you get the whole class an A on the test

[flareblade2000]

[sushinfood]

oh my god i actually feel so bad for that teacher if that was the arrangement because they’re going to get in SO MUCH TROUBLE from their supervisor but SERIOUSLY that shot was SICK

[killerpancake]

Bitch say my name you know how I am, I’m too hot

[st-pam]

[supleena]

boopp

[heyfunniest]

[austinadia]

[sridevi]

[killerpancake]

Trump supporters be like

[mogifire]

well… you were warned

[fullhouseforever87]

[kellntime]

This. Show.

[killerpancake]

They've done it. They've finally done it. "Dicks out for Harambe."