I Swallow

Cis he/him. 25. Bi.

[mrsterlingeverything]

[pointnclick]

the minecraft brothers

[paper-mario-wiki]

adam and steve

[mino2aur]

cybertrucks are so amazing to me. sure it may be unsafe to drive and unimaginably expensive and ugly as shit but at least everyone who sees you driving it thinks youre a nazi

[lemonsweet]

Smiley face french fry from memory

[lemonsweet]

I don't know why you guys are so afraid it's just a memory

[dogpuppy]

[evilsanlang]

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

[evilsanlang]

"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold

"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[ryebreadedd]

this is genuinely the funniest thing nintendo has ever done i start laughing everytime i think abt this stage

[ryebreadedd]

its funny to me the exact same way unreal engine mario vids are

[destielgaysex]

[foreskinniest]

This is what it feels like to be a sensitive young man with a heart of gold in this cruel world

[toesuckler]

[organicmatter]

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

[samshepard]

The concept of this concept originating somewhere that isnt england

[knockoffbootlegs]

I’ve had this since i was a kid. Back then I used to call it “pikachu’s brother”

[kyriathanatos]

IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKING EDITED GIF OF STREAMER JERMA985. ITS NOT. ITS JUST STRAIGHT FROM THE TV SHOW “LEGION” UNEDITED. WHAT THE FUCK

[stripedteacup]

It's the most Jerma-like movements possible

[ilynpilled]

[tiktokswithoutjumpscares]

[spider-artdump]

[penworthy]

[dogpuppy]

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[klapollo]

personal favorite tag I've gotten on this post. great sequence of words.