I Swallow

Cis he/him. 25. Bi.

[elexecution]

there is so much to learn about everything

[gondwana]

Divorced dads do not wear pants at home. It keeps their pants cleaner.

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[sreegs]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[retiredmahoushoujo]

[sovietnam]

[demilypyro]

it's funny how "press F to pay respects" was such a gigantic meme that it seems to have permanently affected the way we talk online. people use it completely genuinely and unironically. had a bad day? F. died in a videogame? F. I see it constantly in Discord, Twitch and ingame chats. like it's actually being used as common shorthand. when it only gained prominence because of how hilariously stupid this screenshot is

[mrsterlingeverything]

[pointnclick]

the minecraft brothers

[paper-mario-wiki]

adam and steve

[mino2aur]

cybertrucks are so amazing to me. sure it may be unsafe to drive and unimaginably expensive and ugly as shit but at least everyone who sees you driving it thinks youre a nazi

[lemonsweet]

Smiley face french fry from memory

[lemonsweet]

I don't know why you guys are so afraid it's just a memory

[dogpuppy]

[evilsanlang]

it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit

[evilsanlang]

"taylor swift is a lesbian" check your house for mold

"I can fuck the heterosexuality out of sabrina carpenter" questionable taste, but much more respectable

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[ryebreadedd]

this is genuinely the funniest thing nintendo has ever done i start laughing everytime i think abt this stage

[ryebreadedd]

its funny to me the exact same way unreal engine mario vids are

[destielgaysex]

[foreskinniest]

This is what it feels like to be a sensitive young man with a heart of gold in this cruel world

[toesuckler]

[organicmatter]

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

[samshepard]

The concept of this concept originating somewhere that isnt england

[knockoffbootlegs]

I’ve had this since i was a kid. Back then I used to call it “pikachu’s brother”