don't expect too much

life sucks and then you die 

[coughloop]

You aren't going to be okay ever again

[ireniggg]

I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window

[gayestpiano]

[addicted-to-his-knife]

[omegaverse]

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit

[moonmangarrett]

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

[omegaverse]

Hi garrett

[alex-0-0-0-0-0-0]

[kuvaton]

[stupidpetface]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

roast beast is a feast i can’t stand in the least

[coughloop]

Top 10 Monks That Did Crazy Ass Shit for Their God

[missjukebox8bit]

I think magical girls should unionize

[ladyphlogiston]

I want to make up chants, but I can’t figure out who or what is employing us

[missjukebox8bit]

it’s mostly the cute animal sidekicks that give out superpowers

[the274]

[tel-aviva]

[tel-aviva]

[shrimpkidd]

[unown]

[ripndip]

This could b us but..

[twerklina]

[parkore]

feelin like those pics of michael myers eating rn

[parkore]

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

Naming a gorilla "Stimmy 2000" and injecting it with shark testosterone before setting it loose in Mitch Mcconnell's house.

[catchymemes]

Cr: @frikin_killer

[imaveryneutralcapybara]