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@killianhookjonesouat
"Not breaking character, huh? Are you an actor too? That’s what i’m working on right now. Acting."
"Actor? I'm not familiar with the term, mate. Or, what you're talking about for that matter. If you don't mind leaving, it would be greatly appreciated."
[text]:I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
[text: swan] you're doing what?![text: swan] i'm coming home, love.[text: swan] in the meantime.. put some clothes on.
Honesty Hour, Ask me anything! Nothing will go unanswered
killianhookjonesouat
"Hey, dude. You know Halloween’s not for a few weeks right?”
"I'm quite aware, mate. Although I'm still getting used to the.. customs of this land."
She chuckled and leaned forward, laying a kiss on his neck as she ground her core against his lap. “Is this all you wanted from me captain? Just to see me naked? Or do you have something else in mind?”
"Well.. I intend to hold up your end of the bargain.." Killian smirked, gripping her ass. "But.. how slowly I get there is entirely up to me..."
Ruby stood up, leaving her legs on either side of Killian and slowly pulled her underwear down her legs, throwing them behind herself with a smirk before sitting on his lap again. “How’s that?”
Killian smirked, "Almost.." He said as he unhooked her bra with his hook throwing it on the floor. "Fuck.." He said, moving his face to lick her breasts, pulling closer to him.
She sat on his lap, wrapping her arm around his neck and laying her lips against hi neck. “I could say the same to you pirate.”
Killian instantly wrapped his arms around her and groaned lightly at her kisses, "I need you... Now.. take off your clothes."
Ruby smiled and began to pull off her shirt slowly, tossing it to the side as she swayed closer to him. She bent in front of him, slowly placing kisses up Killian’s chest before turning around and slowly sliding her pants down her legs.
Killian took off his shirt as well, giving her better access to his skin. He smirked at her almost naked body, "Gods, you're so sexy..."
"Anything? And what if I want you to fuck me?"\
"Your wish is my command, love." Killian smirked, sitting down in a chair, awaiting the entertainment, "But first... strip."
rubyintheredridinghood:
"Really? And what will I get if I do?"
"Anything you want, love."
M!A Gender shuffle ||Open
Ruby growled gently, staring down at her… His tented pants. “What the hell man? I was just thinking about lingerie and you pop up out of nowhere?” She leaned forward and laid her head on the counter, ruffling her now short hair. As the bell above the diner rang she yelled out to the unknown person. “Waitress is having a crisis, come back later.” She glanced up and smirked. “Or you could help me with my problem.”
Killian raised his eyebrows, looking at the new hired waiter, "Oh, I thought that Ruby was working today, I'll come back later, sorry, mate."
take me
42. "I think you should strip for me."
NSFW M!As
Touch Too Much: My muse’s entire body is an erogenous zone. The gentlest tap will make them want to collapse with ecstasy.
Sweet Nothings: My muse can only speak in a soft, sexy growl.
Dirty Talk: My muse is hearing voices, and they’re saying everything they want to hear.
Razor’s Edge: My muse will be stuck right on the edge of orgasm but unable to bring themselves over.
Button Box: Another muse (both mun’s must consent) has a remote control that can make my muse orgasm on command.
All Tied Up and No Place to Go: My muse is tied up in shibari-style bondage until someone finds and frees them.
Not The Chair: My muse is tied to a chair with instructions (anon specifies instructions) and a switched-off vibrator inside of them for anyone to find them.
Chaste Kisses: My muse is trapped in a chastity device, while another muse (again, both mun’s must consent) has the key.
Handyman: Muse feels like hundreds of hands are caressing them all over.
Think Kink: Muse has to wear an item (anon specifies) that unsubtly hints at one of their kinks. (I.E. Someone with a spanking kink wears red shorts / carries a whip, someone with a biting kink wears a turtleneck sweater, ETC.)
Tickle Touch: My muse has huge sexual urges, but their entire body becomes unbearably ticklish so they can’t relieve themselves.
Filthy Mind: My muse will have vivid dirty thoughts. Anon can specify about what / who.
Masochist: My muse is turned on by pain (Being spanked, bitten, slapped, pinched, burnt, ETC.)
Big Bad Handsome Man: Muse will thirst for / be turned on by / want to leap upon big, muscular characters.
Touch Word: Muse will orgasm every time a certain word is said.
Big Five: Muse is blindfolded, handcuffed, gagged, collared and clamped. They cant remove any of the items.
Freudian Slip: Muse will accidentally let their dirty thouhgts slip out in conversation.
Gender Shuffle: Muse is a different biological sex, and wants to test-drive their new equipment.
BDSM/Kink Sentence Meme
Put “Take Me” in my ask box and I’ll generate a number from 1-60 and give you a sentence starter! [Prompts are incredibly nsfw, possible trigger warnings apply!] Feel free to alter the sentence to suit your character (and their orientation/preferences!)
Points if don’t read below the cut before sending!!
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*cackles in the distance* ♋
"You have got to be bloody kidding me, Swan?!” Killian looked down at his new body and didn’t know if he should be thrilled or just plain annoyed.
"HEY. Grab my breasts one more time, and I’ll dump out the rum and throw your hook into the woods." She snarls at him.
It’s starting to snow, which is what started this fiasco.
Emma, due to her insomnia, had left the loft to go do her nightly rounds of the town, seeing how bad the weather was getting.
Somehow she ended up getting lost in the woods with no idea where her car went.
Emma sighs heavily and sits down on a log.
"Okay. Think… think… I thought of home…"
Her head feels clouded.
Looking up at the sky, tries to come up with something. “What did you think of when I said, ‘home’?” She asks.
Killian's eyes widened as she threatened him, "I am pretty scary when I get angry.. Not any less dashing though." His hands left his boobs and rested at his sides. He grabbed the flask from her and took a swig of the rum. "This is a disaster..."
Killian raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms, "What do you expect? I thought about home, love. Not for... this. This was not my doing no matter how much you'd like to blame me for this."
Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]
[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
*cackles in the distance* ♋
"You have got to be bloody kidding me, Swan?!” Killian looked down at his new body and didn’t know if he should be thrilled or just plain annoyed.
"I… I don’t know. Just shut up a minute."
Emma runs a hand through her hair… or rather Hook’s hair.
Despite switching bodies, it seems that her exhaustion came with her. “Just… don’t move. Lemme think.”
She paces, fiddling with Hook’s hook as she tries to think.
Emma’s been running on four hours of sleep for this entire week.
Taking the flask of rum out of Hook’s vest, she takes a swig, the alcohol burning her throat and waking her up a little bit more.
"Okay… Okay… So we were standing here. And I closed my eyes like this."
She recreates the moment, holding up her hands. “And I thought… I thought of home… and you thought of home too… and…”
Emma still can’t grasp what happened, “It should have worked!”
Killian tapped his foot, rather Emma's foot, which were pretty small. Come to think of it, pretty much all of her was smaller, expect well.. you know. Killian grabbed onto his new boobs, knowing that he's felt some before, but never knew what if felt like. "What's even the point of these things..."
He looked up just as she took of a swig of his rum, "Hey, that's still mine, lass. We can't get anywhere if you're drunk.. And stop messing with my hook, I just polished it."
