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23 // they/them // saw dnp terrible influence tour 25/10 💙

[winx-trash]

Fuck off, Iginio

[acefuruya]

I genuinely appreciate how obsession doesn't try to frame bear as morally grey but just fully leans into how deplorable he is. a lesser movie would have tried to give him redeeming moments along the way but no, at every single crossroads bear makes the wrong choice. when the customer service rep asks him if he wants to cancel his wish, he says no, and asks to alter it. when nikki, the real one, begs him to kill her, he asks her "if it would be so bad to love him", and right at the end, backs out of killing himself and tries to throw the pills up. he is the villain, not another victim, not a confused, cowardly boy, the villain.

[furiosa-femininst]

Why do people always talk about Tumblr as if it doesn’t exist anymore

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[ultirex]

“feeling like a person again” collection

[dgeometric]

Every other site's algorithm: Here is an endless stream of content we have decided you might like. If you slip and forget to bookmark something, you will likely never encounter it again.

Tumblr's algorithm: Here is one post we have decided you WILL like. We are going to keep bringing it up, forever.

[twistedhellknight52]

you know voltron?

*Calmly levels a pistol at your forehead*

[heylsgowt]

[wtfplanetdying]

phil is the sexiest man alive (dan looks nice too but this is phil appreciation<33)

[concrepes]

sorry i’m talking about hozier again but FIRST TIME??? masterpiece.

“INFINITELY SUFFERING, but fighting off like ALL creation the absence of itself”

AND THEN. HE JUST. MOVES ON?????

nah bro fym “but anyway..” NO

“some part of me must’ve died the first time you called me ‘baby’”

EXCUSE ME???

[valtsv]

i love it when someone wearing a helmet is breathing fast and heavy and the condensation keeps fogging up the interior and the enclosed space amplifies the sound it's like a striptease to me

[valtsv]

[lying maliciously] the helmet stays on during sex. for uh. protection. from. um.

[valtsv]

[thinking fast] i mean they don't call it "fucking your brains out" for nothing

[the-haiku-bot]

[thinking fast] i mean

they don’t call it “fucking your

brains out” for nothing

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[landmineblogging]

hello internet i am gay

[landmineblogging]

don't tell anyone

[munkegutz]

it’s too late I told everybody

[landmineblogging]

at least they'll never know i'm homestuck

[jacklesside]

I have bad news, man

[landmineblogging]

well burn my biscuits and butter me at the stake

[poetrylesbian]

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

[whalepunk]

Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[geyfrog]

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

[incandescent-creativity]

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

[incandescent-creativity]