sweet, sugar, candy man

Hello Gotham, it's me! I'm sure you've noticed by now that Gotham Square is in my sticky grasp but just like a kid in a candy store I managed to stick a few extra goodies into my pockets when no one was looking!

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guys im super tired so imma head off for the night.

[mindlikeadiamcnd]

Weirdo. 

@mindlikeadiamcnd;; s.c.

“–What?” No candy pun would fall from those lips he’d just turn on his heels towards her. He’s offended and his eyebrows narrow with an inhale of breath upon looking her over. “Could you repeat that?”

     “ I SAID, you look like a Willy Wonka reject,” repeated the girl, an AMUSED   grin on her face. Yeah, the weirdos were RAMPANT around this time, but, shit,   it sometimes made her night a little more entertaining. “Did you use real cotton   candy to make that wig?”

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Yeah like actual cotton candy would make sense. It would be melted with all that FUCKING RAIN that seemed to loom over Gotham. SweetTooth shoved his hands in his pockets-- not looking for candy just out of anger. “And you look like you could stand to grow a few inches, Buttercup.” Not the kind of chaos he had in mind, he had better things to do but here he was. “What if I did, huh? Why’s it matter?”

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@glitznygma;; s.c.

“--Yeah I really am entertained by that, Nygma.” The hand resting over his mouth doesn’t cover the bored look in his eyes. Maybe he should be paying better attention but he’s not.

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@rosetozier;; s.c.

“What is it, SweeTART?” SweetTooth would look her over, inhaling a breath rather sharply. “Not enjoying my Spree?”

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@mindlikeadiamcnd;; s.c.

“--What?” No candy pun would fall from those lips he’d just turn on his heels towards her. He’s offended and his eyebrows narrow with an inhale of breath upon looking her over. “Could you repeat that?”

[killswithcandy-blog]

i have very limited icons and it’s almost 2 am but does anyone want a starter?

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The Joker? No, you see– The Joker is a sucker!

as told by darko

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skittle me this motherfucker

“I should have expected you sooner or later, Smartie.”

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guess who’s back,, back again

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[musingmemes]

domestic couple starters

“you forgot to take the trash out again.”

“do you think we should just order in tonight?”

“what’s the point of making the bed if we’re just gonna mess it up?”

“will you pick up your clothes? it’s like a pig-sty in here.”

“you cooked, it’s only fair that i clean.”

“i haven’t shaved in like a week.”

“let me run you a bath.”

“you used all the hot water.”

“oh come on, i just cleaned the kitchen!”

“can you stop using my bath bombs? they’re expensive.”

“dinner was ready a half hour ago.”

“you cooked me dinner?”

“i had to carry you to bed last night, you were exhausted.”

“do you even know how to load a dishwasher?”

“your red sock turned all my whites pink.”

“what’s with the hat? are you having a bad hair day?”

“we’ve spent too much on pay per view this month.”

“are you watching porn?”

“next time it’s your turn to do the dishes.”

“my parents are coming over for dinner tomorrow.”

“play hooky and let’s sleep in tomorrow.”

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crossedwiires:

if we have a ship together chances are i want twenty with you and if we don’t have a ship together chances are i still want twenty with you so

[killswithcandy-blog]

“Those people who have ruffled Penguin’s feathers will get 100 Grand each.”

[shock]

ever wanted to know what your name might be if you were a villain using the common thematic structures of ridiculous DC villains? 

wonder no more.

i am King Egg.

[hermannco]

I got frucking ‘Lord man’

[odin-n-out]

Crime Pain are you kidding me

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