#true myths

Tumblr du forum rpg KILL YOUR GODS. Parce que c'est dur, la vie de dieu. Ou de demi-dieu. Ou d'humain. En fait, la vie c'est dur tout court.

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persephone:

hades: she's so beautiful, so thoughtful... I wonder what she's thinking about

persephone, to herself: wed-nes-day?? whensday? wendnesday? wendysday??

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scarlett: ah yes, my train of thought

scarlett: or, as I like to call it, the anxiety express

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maximilian: hold the fuck up-

maximilian: it's me, I'm the fuck up

maximilian: please hold me

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daisy: what's "God"?

lucifer: you know, when you want something really bad and you close your eyes and you wish for it?

daisy: yes?

lucifer: God's the guy that doesn't give a shit

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ana: do you want to go upstairs?

adam: sure

ana: do you have protection?

adam: *visibly scared* w-why? who's up there?

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prophets and their god: relationships (take 9)

heimdall: sometimes I get sad

astra: why?

heimdall: well, then I remember your face and I feel better

astra: :)

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war: sometimes I get sad

theodora: good

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loki: who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just want to know

sigyn: it was me, I broke it-

loki: no, you didn't. Thor?

thor: don't look at me, look at Heimdall

heimdall: I didn't break it

thor: how did you even know it was broken? suspicious

heimdall: what? no, it's not-

tyr: not that it matters, it probably doesn't, but Freyja was the last one to use it

freyja: liar! I don't even drink that crap!

saga: guys, don't fight, it was me, just let me pay for it

loki: no! who broke it?!

heimdall: Mani, you've been awfully quiet

mani: oh, have I now?!

*later*

loki: I broke it. it burned my hand, so I punched it. I suspect any minute now they'll be at each other's throats

loki: good. it was getting a little too peaceful around here

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artemis: you idiot!

apollo: I'm sure you're right, but why?

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famine: who ate my pizza?!

aither: I did, but I only took one slice

famine: then why is there none of it left?

aither: I didn't cut it

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freyja: remember ladies, before you say or do anything, ask yourself: is this something that would get me diagnosed with female hysteria and locked in the attic by my relatives in the late 19th century?

freyja: if the answer is yes, proceed

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sigyn: stay out of trouble

loki: not my strong suit

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venus: do you take constructive criticism?

janus: not without crying

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maximilian: I hate when people are like "so tell me about yourself :)" what do you want like my trauma or my favourite colour let's be specific

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[texting]

anubis: Hermes, I'm sorry

anubis: please talk to me baby

anubis: muffin?

anubis: sweet pea?

anubis: the world's prettiest thug?

anubis: beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure

hermes: sorry doesn't bring back my fucking Skittles, Anubis

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scarlett, freaking out: why did you put Cheetos in the first aid kit??!

james, bleeding out: I thought it would be funny!

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maximilian: how do you think you're going to die?

james: a stress induced heart attack caused by one of your reckless plans

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persephone: do you think that men-

artemis: I do not think about me