Literally Kim Kitsuragi

Hello, I’m Kim Kitsuragi. Lieutenant, ex-Precinct 57.

[kim-kitsuragi1908]

kras mazov is alive and well in my shed . if you want him. hes kind of a Pain in the ass

Kras Mazov is very much *not* alive and well, citizen, though if you *are* hearing him and believe him to be hiding in your shed, I can refer you to a group of “like-minded individuals” that would agree with him and maybe get him to “go away”, or an asylum to put him in; your choice. And yes, he is in fact a bit of a “pain in the ass” as you have said, or at least he was according to my partner, though I have not read the sources of information on him myself, mostly due to lack of interest, so I cannot confirm this.

[kim-kitsuragi1908]

Uhh Kim. Kim is it a crime to steal the moisture from frogs Kim. My oldest brother said that it is but that he does it anyway because he needs to dehydrate the frogs before dissecting them and bringing their hearts to an active volcano to burn it and "summon The Ancient One". I am very afraid as he has been becoming more and more erratic as the days go by. It started as just a weird quirk of him but it has now become a full-on obsession. I fear for the saftey of myself and my family. Please respond.

- Leo

Please do not panic Leo, you and your family are going to be ok, so please try to stay calm. As for the question of the frogs, it is perfectly legal to both extract their moisture *and* to dissect them, as they are considered pest in most regions of Revachol and are unclassified in almost all regions where they’re not. As for the “volcano sacrifice”, unless you have seen this sacrifice in person I believe you may have been mislead, as most volcanoes throughout nearly all of the known isola have been dormant for nearly a century, so it’s possible he may have been putting on an act. If he *has* somehow found an active source of volcanic activity and has not reported it already, please report it to the RCM along with it’s location *immediately*; if that is the case, you and your family *will* be given safe refuge from both the volcano and this alleged psychosis that has overtaken your brother. Stay safe, Leo.

[kim-kitsuragi1908]

kim! geuse what!!! im not going to kill my firend!!! the tall blonde one remeber?! im going to bite them!!! thats better right?! they dont think i can (idk why they think that i have in the past!!) they keep playfully challenging me to!!! im gonna b i t e them so successfully

Yes, I do vaguely remember your friend, and I’m glad you have decided to not murder them as you were planning to before. Still, they can still sue you for assault should you decide to bite them without their permission, even if they’re challenging you to, so please ensure they have allowed you to do so (or at least allowed you to try if they believe they are invincible) before you decide to do anything.

[kim-kitsuragi1908]

Lieutenant Kitsuragi, I was living near the Whirling in Rags, around the time of the murder you investigated there. I the day it happened, though, so I just missed it. Anyways, while I was there, I had repeated nightmares of the man who ended up in the tree. His grisly death haunted me before it even happened, it seems. Seeing him walk around afterwards was surreal, to say the least. Then, the night he died, I slept peacefully and dreamless. When I heard about his hanging, it was pretty spooky, though, funnily enough, out of all his deaths in my dreams, none of them were of what actually happened. I heard that your partner on this case was able to...speak to the victim, in some way. Did it happen to be supernatural in nature? Psychic, perhaps? I did experience a huge headache around the time of your investigation, so maybe it correlates. As a skeptic, what's your take?

As for my side, I cannot fully tell you whether or not the detective had done anything most would consider “psychic” during The Hanged Man case. During that time my partner was going through some recovery, and as such he had in a sense the “detective instinct” to recognize details of a crime scene at a glance, though due to him being early in this recovery at the time, I could not fully tell you if he was truly doing something beyond “reality” or if he was just subconsciously solving a case without realizing he was doing so. I can put you in contact with him if you’d like, he could probably give you more information than I could on the matter.

[kim-kitsuragi1908]

theres a strange language and drawings on my wall now i think also in blood. after the authorities came and cleaned it too.... i though all this would blow over but no. more shit i gotta deal w

If you report the blood carvings to the RCM complaints department as vandalism, you can have some workers from your district come to clean it as “government upkeep”, free of charge again of course; if this is the second time it’s happened though I’d recommend having someone come do some forensics on the writings, and make sure you have a proper lock on your door in case someone is playing a sick joke on you here. Regardless of the source, hope it clears up soon citizen.

[kim-kitsuragi1908]

Kimmy my boy do I get fries with my burger 2day.? Papa need his salt 🧂 🍔 but the reál

You get fries with your burger by *asking* for them, citizen; and salt is free in most establishments along the Revachol coastline, so don’t worry too much about losing any of your hard-earned reál.

[kim-kitsuragi1908]

WOE BE UPON YE, CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊

REPLY TO TIP? - [ NO ]

REASON - “You cannot use the ‘Curse of Ra’ upon Kim Kitsuragi, there is no desert nor sandstorm drier than this sense of humor.”

[kim-kitsuragi1908]

hello kimothy, how are you doing?

My name is not Kimothy, it is Kim Kitsuragi, and this is an official RCM hotline so please keep all tips, anonymous or not, relevant to at least *some* extent to the district of Revachol. (I’m doing well though, citizen, thank you.)

[kim-kitsuragi1908]

That's fun! Maybe I should my stuff public so citizens can ask me questions too!!!!

-HDB

Maybe, detective, just remember to keep in mind that other people can see how you respond; and *please*, send these to the private line, no matter how obscure it is there are still citizens who see these.

[kim-kitsuragi1908]

What do you think about the cases, that ended up with suicide of a killer (probably during the investigation or after the murder) ? You had at least two of those. How did that affect the investigation? What did you do about it?

While I’m not sure what case you are referring to fully, as there have been a few cases such as this the past fews years, though I assume you’re mainly referring to my partner. There have been some cases where he has told me about having nightmares where he could not talk a witness down from killing themselves, something that *did* have an effect on his work the day following. It helped to comfort them, nightmare or not, that in this hypothetical it was not his fault for someone else’s actions, he was just doing their job and he can’t act on that person’s behalf unfortunately. As for other cases that have ended in the unthinkable from the suspects, most of them I had undergone before having my current partner, and after some of the things I witnessed in the undercover juvenile unit, it’s hard to phased when the same things happened to adults, much less hardened criminals or killers.

[kim-kitsuragi1908]

KIIIIM WHEN DID YOU GET A TUMBLR???

- HDB

Detective, I told you to send questions like this to my personal log, please make sure you send any of your other questions *there* going forward, since all of the logs sent here are filed on public record. As for your question, the prior statement half-answers it, as this “Tumblr” is where they decided the logs would be put on display, though I’m not fully sure why. Maybe to keep them in a relatively difficult place to find, I’m unsure.

[kim-kitsuragi1908]

This little boy keeps saying lots of loud things to me :( he told me he has "the Pigs" on his side and will sick em on me if i don't give him all my money 😔 is that true? i saw him talking to that strange detective guy once...

It’s best you just ignore that child, loud as he is he is little more than a nuisance, just don’t acknowledge him and he’ll likely leave you alone. As for the money, no, he does not have “The Pigs” on his side, please do not give him your hard-earned reál. While he *did* talk to “that strange detective guy” at one point, he has no affiliation with the RCM besides having acted as a witness during a case a year or two ago. Hope this helps, and try not to get mugged of what you’ve worked for, citizen.

[kim-kitsuragi1908]

Someone put a picture of your Kineema on Facebook marketplace for two Real. Is this true? I'm looking to buy.

No, this is not true, my Coupris Kineema is very much not for sale. Thank you for your interest, it *is* quite a nice car, but it is unfortunately *not* for sale. If you could send the location at which this “Facebook marketplace” was offering the vehicle to the RCM database shortly, it would be greatly appreciated.

[kim-kitsuragi1908]

Kim i dran k sum bleach al the way dwn to th bluhe and now im startign t feelll lke a wizzard........oghu

*Please* send your location to the RCM database as *soon* as possible citizen. You are *not* a wizard, you are in fact someone who has consumed a lethal amount of bleach, and RCM emergency services will be approaching your location shortly. Please do not try to cast *too* many spells before help arrives, and do *not* drink any more of the “magic juice”.

[kim-kitsuragi1908]

Oh, i mean the other kind of piracy, you know, downloading content for free through torrents and other ways.

Oh, I will admit that I do not fully know what that is, citizen, though what I will say after an explanation from my partner is that unless there is, say, some corruption or unwarranted scenario in which the producers of a certain product betray their core team of “hypothetical” writers behind this “theoretical” product and thus kill the soul of the product as a result, it is probably not a very good thing to acquire something for free when it normally costs reál, unless of course financial circumstances present a need to do so.

[kim-kitsuragi1908]

kim my tall blonde friend keeps on begging me to try and kill her what its getting tempting............. she keeps asking for hypotheticals. i think there is a wall or something where i could commit the crime. kim idk what to do anymore i dont wanna but......... *the demons wanna*

I do not know who this friend is, nor what hypotheticals you have in mind, citizen, but I would like to remind you that murder is, in most places, *illegal*, Revachol included. So regardless of whatever the “demons want”, please choose very carefully before deciding to act out something that you can’t get away with. There is no wall behind which you hide a dead body in Revachol, or at the very least not the stench (My partner can attest to that last bit).

[kim-kitsuragi1908]

Mr. Lieutenant Kitsuragi,

How did you get so gender?

Sincerely,

An Inquiring Mind

I do not quite know by what you mean by “gender”, but I will my best to answer your question nonetheless. I am *not* who I was born as or what my past has defined me as, as if that were the case then I would not be sending this message as a member of the RCM, but rather I would likely be either a shunned Seolite working odd jobs throughout Revachol, or not living in the district at all because of the notions people hold for people who “look like me”. That to say that I am not made by how I look or what my origins are, I am who I have decided I will be, I am how I choose to approach situations of all kinds, I am what I decide to wear to represent myself each and every day, and so are you. I do not know who you are, citizen, but you are who you say you are, not what people try and label you as because of what you might have been at one point in your past, nor are you what they label you as due to some preconceived stereotype. Be you by deciding who you are now based off who *you* want to be and how *you* want to look and dress, not based on what some racist lorry driver or random bigot may say.