The Andrew Show

Howdy, I’m Andrew somehow 30, Simpson reference goes here

[armengoldira]

[blacklicoriceaddict]

[gay--dog]

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[the-haiku-bot]

i hope everything

works out in the end because

i am so so scared

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[eggthew]

I am choosing to have hope

[vamptits]

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

[halberdbooks]

Yeah

[moneybuydrugs]

everyone keeps telling me gods peed. not my business

[hyumjim]

[jupiterscorpse]

[kabaks]

[kabaks]

@gaysails​ how dare you be funnier than my post 

[hieromancer-deactivated20140526]

xbox ps3 3ds nintendo wii

xbox ps3 3ds nintendo wii

sephiroth sephiroth

[complexkomainu]

ALWAYS REMEMBER: THE NIGHT IS DARKEST JUST BEOFRE IT KEEPS GOING FOREVER

[dragon-in-a-fez]

cat in England wandered into a gender reveal party, knocked over a tub of blue dyed cornstarch, and came home looking like this

[teathattast]

[cosmonautroger]

[zegoldenpho3nix]

why would you leave that in the tags 😂

[mrsterlingeverything]

It is thursday morning. Visualize yourself as the marble, the chisel, and the untrained sculpter who just tried methamphetamine

[ohcorny]

folks, you'll never believe what generated naturally in vintage story tonight

[skrambled]

[ohcorny]

actually it's a

[bugbeast]