The Andrew Show

Howdy, I’m Andrew somehow 30, Simpson reference goes here

[homunculus-argument]

"Can we please stop falling for shitty rage bait foot fetish cooking videos" should not be a sentence that ever needs to be said, but alas.

[notoriouscarrotman]

Falling for the who and the what now

[homunculus-argument]

[ruinedchildhood]

[atlinmerrick]

I just laughed for one year watching this. The casual walk-off is just deadly.

[justgot1]

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[segamascott]

[freakoutgirl]

This is how June is going to feel

[squeakitties]

[felikatze]

[flareonfloof]

[aroace-ryland-grace]

some bouncing off the walls bullshit happening here

[aroace-ryland-grace]

this one is very important to me

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[neilcicierega]

I was having sex with iTunes on shuffle and I came during "Best" from Mouth Silence.

having sex with iTunes

[violentoffender]

[eric-coldfire]

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[standandwatchshitburn]

why so silent good messieurs

[nsfwitchy2]

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question

[depsidase]

[ruinedchildhood]

[gharibajameel]

sorry i know this is from mass efect and i think its supposed to be a big important moment but it looks like hes standin like this and got a big swangin thang lol

[mass-effect-heritage-posts]

Mass Effect heritage post

[pinstripehourglass]

You know NOTHING about the Zoe Quinn situation. It has f­uck-all to do with her gender. Educate yourself at knowyourmeme. They have the chronological order of events in the most unbiased style. Read up.

educate yourself at knowyourmeme

[pinstripehourglass]

never forget