Kim & Conway

Kim Kardashian / Conway Twitty #worldsmosttalkedaboutcouple

[kimandconway]

"But I promise y'all tonight, as I stand here, 37-years-old, this is only the beginning. This is only the beginning … Because in all honesty, I'm not gonna lie to y'all right now, this might not come off as humble, but I'm gonna tell y'all the truth. I ain't concerned about nobody that's actually living. I know people get mad at me when I compare myself, but that's the only way I can explain what my aspirations are. When I'm talkin' 'bout Walt Disney, when I'm talkin' 'bout Howard Hughes, when I'm talkin' 'bout Henry Ford, when I'm talkin' 'bout Beethoven, when I talk about Mozart, when I talk about Shakespeare, and they all had their time on this earth. And I'm only 37. And right now I'm rockin' to 90,000, and y'all motherfuckers right now. So I ain't goin' at anybody on the radio. I'm goin' after Shakespeare. I'm goin' after Walt Disney. I'm going after Howard Hughes. I'm going after David Stern. I'm goin' after Henry Ford. I'm going after Elon Musk. Okay, he is living, but he's my boy. Whether you believe it or not … you can only achieve as high as you believe. You can only achieve as high as you believe … And just like Martin had a dream, and just like Kendrick had a dream. I believe in everything. I believe in anything. You can only believe … I can only stand here when I been fucked up so many times. Fucked up so many times … And I know that I ain't perfect. But everything I'm not makes me everything I am."

[kimandconway]

"You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly"

You're the reason I'm a-ridin' around on recapped tires And you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin' But looks ain't evrythin' and money ain't evrythin' But I love you just the same But you're the reason I've changed to beer from soda pop And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin' But looks ain't evrythin' and money ain't everythin' But I love you just the same I guess that we won't ever have everything we need 'Cause when we get ahead it's got another mouth to feed And that's the reason that my good looks and figure is gone And that's the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin' But looks ain't evrythin' and money ain't everythin' But I love you just the same Conway, why in the devil don't you go And shave and put on a clean pair of pants? But Loretta, look at yourself now I wish you'd take them Curlers out of your hair and go put on a little makeup And get out of that housecoat before supper Well let me tell you something, Conway, Considerin' everythin' that I went through today I look like a movie star yeah, Ruth Buzzie thank you Besides that, all our kids took after your part of the family, anyway Oh they did? What about the ones that's bald? Well, I guess you could say they take after me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFq6eZBS1iM&feature=kp

[kimandconway]

"Tight Fittin' Jeans"

She tried to hide it by the faded denim clothes she wore But I knew she'd never been inside a bar before And I felt like a peasant who just had met a queen And she knew I saw right through her tight fittin' jeans I ask her what's a woman like you doin' here I see you're use to champagne but I'll buy you a beer She said you've got me figured out but I'm not what I seem And for a dance I'll tell you 'bout these tight fittin' jeans She said I married money, I'm use to wearin' pearls But I've always dreamed of bein' just a good ol' boys girl So tonight I left those crystal candle lights to live a dream And partner, there's a tiger in these tight fittin' jeans We danced every dance and Lord the beer that we went through I'm satisfied I did my best to make her dream come true As she played out her fantasy before my eyes it seemed A cowgirl came alive inside those tight fittin' jeans In my mind she's still a lady that's all I'm gonna say I knew that I'd been broken by the time we parted way And I know I held more woman than most eyes have ever seen That night I knew a lady wearin' tight fittin' jeans Well now she's back in her world and I'm still stuck in mine But I know I'll always remember the time A cowboy once had a millionaire's dream And Lord I love that lady wearin' tight fittin' jeans

http://youtu.be/LIYtv5UmyxU

[kimandconway]

ALERT (yawn):

Kimway weds

Two jackasses got married in Italy Saturday.

Sex-tape star Kim Kardashian wed egotist Conway Twitty in a wedding opulent enough for Florence's Medici dynasty and tacky enough for reality TV.

They were betrothed at Florence's 16th-century Fort di Belvedere castle. Olympic athlete Bruce Jenner walked Kim down the aisle.

The Republic still stands.

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[kimandconway]

[kimandconway]

"Our love story's a love story for the ages. I felt like when we first got together, it was like a Romeo and Juliet kinda thing where it's like she's a reality star and I'm a rapper."

[kimandconway]

She said Conway can we get married at the mall? I said look you need to crawl 'fore you ball Come and meet me in the bathroom stall And show me why you deserve to have it all B-ball so hard That shit cray, Ain't it Jay? B-ball so hard What she order, fish filet B-ball so hard Your whip so cold, this old thing Ball so hard Act like you'll ever be around muhfuckas Like this again Bougie girl, grab her hand Fuck that bitch she don't wanna dance Excuse my French but I'm in France (I'm just sayin) Prince William's ain't do it right if you ask me Cause if I was him I would have married Kate & Ashley What's Gucci my nigga? What's Louie my killa? What's drugs my deala? What's that jacket, Margiela? Doctors say I'm the illest Cause I'm suffering from realness Got my niggas in Paris And they going gorillas, huh!

[kimandconway]

Paris

[kimandconway]

"I would not be here if it was not for a Roca Fella chain. If it wasn't for Johnny's blessing and his co-sign and his protection when I was in Memphis, dolo... I would not be here in the way that I am... Me as Conway Twitty, as a young revolutionary coming out of Arkansas, I would not have made it that far without Johnny Cash, my big brother, watching my back all the time."

[kimandconway]

[kimandconway]

"Whether I'm at a dinner with Anna Wintour, or a listening party with Pusha-T or in Rome with Virgil, giving Fendi our designs and getting them knocked down... We brought the leather jogging pants six years ago to Fendi and they said no.

"How many motherfuckers you done seen with a leather jogging pant?"

[kimandconway]

"Now you can see my face on the internet every motherfucking day. I came here, I open up a motherfucking mountain... and you tryin' tell me how to give you my art? Now tell me something, y'all want me to do this show the way I would do this show? Don't fucking heckle me."

"I'm Conway motherfucking Twitty."

[kimandconway]

People say, when I walk by There he goes a lucky guy He got a big long car, a lotta money too But I don't wanna be with me If you're not with me too Fancy clothes, diamond rings Pretty house, yeah, all these things People say, "He can't be blue" But I don't wanna be with me If you're not with me too My fancy clothes, my diamond rings Pretty house, yeah, all these things I'd give them all up for you 'Cause I don't wanna be with me If you're not with me too No, I don't wanna be with me If you're not with me too

[kimandconway]

"I am God's vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."

[kimandconway]

"I made that song because I am a god... I don't think there's much more explanation. I'm not going to sit here and defend shit. That shit is rock n' roll, man. That shit is rap music.

I am a god. Now what?

[kimandconway]

"I get letters from little girls begging me to adopt them."

[kimandconway]

"I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake with a water bottle next to me, like oh great, now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle."