Phishhead /// Deadhead /// Cardiohead /// Jambandhead

unapologetic cardiophile // not quite unabashed heart fetishist

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After seeing your reply to the last anon, I feel like it's ok to tell you this. I really hope so and that you won't be offended. I'm a female cardiophile, and I have cum to the sound of your heartbeat multiple times. I always look forward to seeing your new posts, especially if it includes a heartbeat recording. When I listen to you, I rub myself in time with your beats. It feels even better that way. As I get closer to orgasm my heart beats faster and harder, and it's your heart making my heart beat like that. Put simply, your heart makes my heart climax.

Wow, thank you a whole bunch. It makes me feel good that my heart makes you feel so good. Maybe someday you'll have the opportunity to rub yourself silly to the sound and feel of my heart as you ear-steth me.

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one of many pics on my phishing trip to Syracuse. Gone Phishing. Next stop, Fenway Park. Let's go Phishing at Fenway, shall we? Phishing at Fenway sounds like a great live album.

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Love your description of your fantasy about feeling and stething a woman's heart as she lays in your arms rubbing herself to orgasm. So I wanted to ask: would it also turn you on if a woman rubbed herself to orgasm listening to your heart? Knowing that the sound of your big strong pump beating away in your sexy chest turns her on so much that it makes her cum?

1000% yes. I find it insanely hot when a woman is turned on by my heart. A woman so turned on by my heart that she cums brings that hotness to a whole new level of crazy.

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lub da-dub dub heart

If you are someone who has a galloping heart, as in four heart sounds like s1 2 3 and 4, or some murmur, click, or what have you that gives off two beats alongside lubdub, then your heart sounds like lub da-dub dub, lub da-dub dub, lub da-dub dub, or shut the front door, shut the front door, shut the front door, or shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up. This is some of the stupid shit I was thinking about on my long, heart-horny drive back from the concert. I'll admit that galloping hearts are pretty sexy.

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Lying on my left side while probing my subxiphoid and saying lub-dub on occasion. Enjoy my caffeinated, heart horny heart. He's pumping so hard. I love watching my guy pumping hard.

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Lying on my left side, probing my mitral area. Occasionally saying lubdub, lubdub. Day-after-concert heart horniness is in full effect. I was heart horny from Albany all the way home. I kept fantasizing about having a cardiogal lie on my hand while she's lying on her left side. OMG to feel how powerful her mitral feels. Mmm, the tip of her throbbing pump muscle banging mightily into the palm of my hand. She'd be so crazy wet knowing that her apex is pounding so viciously into my hand. As she's rubbing herself, she'd be like "OMG do you feel how strong she pumps??" "Oh my fuckin' yea! She's SO strong." Then I'd press my steth head there and listen closely. BOOMboom, BOOMboom is what I'd say to her. Her knowing how loud her heart is in my ear, and how strong she's pumping in my hand, will make her come fast and destructively.

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saying heart

I don’t do it often, but I have found that saying heart in another language makes saying heart so much easier, because I’m not actually saying heart.

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Giving myself a cardiac exam. Felt the need to steth myself. Mmm, extra attention on the mitral, which was booming strong and loud. Steth me please. Steth my mitral please. Ear steth my mitral please.

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at the brewery before last night's concert. What I wouldn't do to experience her heartbeat. I'll wear my cardiohead shirt in there one of these times. Maybe, hopefully, probably, she will ask about it. Mmm, I bet she has a poundy little pump.

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heart mri

I have always wanted an MRI of my heart. I wanna see how big he is. I wanna say “OMG look how big he is, and OMG look how strong he pumps.” I wanna see the way he squeezes and pumps and bulges and balloons. I wanna see the way he moves. Ultrasounding my guy is one thing, but to see him on MRI is a whole other level of eroticism. I wanna see him on a side angle especially, so that I can see the way my apex projects outward, and the way it balloons out and into my chest wall. I wanna see my apex thrusting into the ribs. I wanna see all my organs beneath my heart being pushed. I’d love to have a woman have an MRI with me so that we can compare everything about our hearts. That would be the most erotic thing EVER.

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shirt on or off?

For both gals and guys: When your heart is going to be listened to by a doctor, is your shirt on or off? What is the percentage of on vs off?

I would think that males are always asked to take their shirts off. A male doc might steer clear of having a female remove her shirt, unless it’s necessary? Maybe a female doc might give a female patient an option to take it off or leave it on? All I know is that my shirt has always been off. I can’t think of a time when my shirt has stayed on. Maybe when docs listen to hearts in an areas where people can see, they steth with shirts on. I've never been in that situation.

Having my pump listened to by a male has always felt icky and wrong. A male pressing a steth to my bare chest has always felt like a violation of some sorts. I haven’t been stethed by a doc in like 15 years. I could sure go for a ladydoc professional stething right about now.

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something about cardiophiles

I’m assuming that every big city has at least one place that holds kink/fetish events. Providence, as of a couple of months ago, was at Alchemy, but is now at Platforms Dance Club. Someone should find a place where more than just the one cardiophile who posted about the place will show up. Even if only cardioguys show up, at least they are all at a kink/fetish place, where all the gals and guys are there because of their kinks and fetishes. If all the cardiophiles wear a steth around their necks, everyone there will notice and be intrigued, and people will ask “hey, what’s the deal with the stethoscopes?” A kink/fetish event is the one place where we can all be open and honest about our stethoscopes and our heart interests.

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I have some ideas for your shirts… perhaps an image of an anatomical heart right in the center-left of your chest, and text that reads: listen here with an arrow. Or even press here to restart haha. Or maybe something cute like “soundtrack to my life, listen here”

Just a thought! You might get some interaction!

"Place ear here," written through a simple image of a heart on my chest might welcome someone to wanna place their ear there. I'd hate to have to explain the shirt, or why I have it, to guys who will ask. An easy explanation is that I like having a woman's ear on my chest. I'm guessing, at concerts, I'll be around gals who will want to put their ear there but are too afraid to ask or do so, or who will actually put their ear there, or at least will comment on it. I just really don't wanna talk to a group of guys about my shirt or hearts. I hate that shit. And what if some guy asks to put his ear there? I don't wanna be in that situation.

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Look inside a beautiful and healthy woman‘s heart (starts at 16 minutes)

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This is so great because I get so worked up when seeing a woman being stethed or probed when she's lying on her left side. The probe being on this woman's apex is so sexy. I'm guessing that her apex beat is quite palpable. I was hoping that the close-up shots would have revealed a visible apex beat. Extremely hot is when she takes hold of the probe. Seeing her holding the probe to her own heart is OMFG! What really gets me going most is when she is shoving the probe under her xiphoid process...sooooooooo hot. I bet her pulse is very strong there. Now I'm in such a mood that I'm having wild fantasies of shoving my ultrasound probe under someone's xiphoid process. Remove your shirt and bra and lie down. It's time to take a good long look at that heart of yours.

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lubdub me

Soooooo in the mood to be ear-stethed. I want someone to be totally enraptured by the feel and sound of my beating heart. I love the thought of someone loving the feel and sound of my pump muscle. Tell me how strong he's pumping. I'm in the need of a good lubdubbing. Lubdub me.

"I was feelin' so bad I asked my family doctor just what I had I said "Doctor (Doctor), Mr. M.D. (Doctor) Now can you tell me what's ailin' me?" (Doctor)

(Good lovin') Now gimme that lovin' (Good lovin') All I need is lovin' (Good lovin') Good, good lovin', baby (Good lovin')"

I'd change the lyrics to

(Good lubdubbin') Now gimme that lubdubbin' (Good lubdubbin') All I need is lubdubbin' (Good lubdubbin') Good, good lubdubbin', baby (Good lubdubbin')

Now it's a cardiophile song.

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The first of many pics I took yesterday. I took this at Two Roads Brewery in Stratford, very conveniently located right off the highway. I stopped there for one strong beer before heading to the concert venue, which is 25 minutes down the highway. I arrived at Two Roads at noon. A festival was going to be taking place there starting at 2 PM, in which three jam bands I like were going to be playing, one of which was setting up the stage when I arrived. I stayed for around 45 minutes. I also bought a homemade one-hitter off of one of the merchants who had just set up shop. Twas a long and fun day. Tailgating was a blast, as was the show. I jammed and danced my ass off. My pump got quite the workout.

NEXT STOP, SYRACUSE. Going Phishing. I'm not looking forward to the drive there, and definitely not the drive back. If thee be a cardiogal who dwells in or near Syracuse, and wants to hang out for however long, and do or not do cardio stuff, drop me a line. I'll have my bag O' steths, bp cuff, doppler, and ultrasound machine, in case thee wishes to indulge in the lubdub.

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So, the other day while lying nude, on the ground, on my back, I looked down and noticed my femoral pulses very easily. I had never seen them before. I can't even recall if I've ever tried to feel them. Maybe they have always been there that visible, or maybe the changes to my body on account of my intense stretching has brought them about. Whatever the case, I can see them, and very easily. They pulse very strongly.

As I was recording, I noticed my guy bouncing to my heartbeat. I thought about not editing him out, but then changed my mind back. I felt that I didn't need the mature label seeing that I'm not showing my guy, at all; however, tumblr thought otherwise.

One more day until The Cardiophile Conviviality Cookout. Come see see see The C C C. Happy happy happy, joy joy joy.