I Really Want A Sugar Daddy

Trixie Mattel stole my heart a long time ago and now im just the empty shell of a woman

[kimchilis]

Oh my god I’m gonna walk into the ocean

[trixiepees]

……shes not wrong

[hobnob-69]

Sasha velours wig reveal wasn’t a cheap gimmick it was well executed and actually fairly simplistic. reveals are getting a bad reputation because of the queens who think they have to do the most to make a memorable performance when really if you have a solid concept that doesn’t detract from the actual lipsync you don’t need to be killing 50 butterflies and coming out dressed in a tinfoil body bag

[134340fm]

You can call me Barbra!

[somemanyships]

WELCOME TO THE ROYALTY OF RUPAULS DRAG RACE:

AQUARIA!

[slampiecee]

[hvmanfilth2]

Me when I created my blog: humble, naive and joyful

Me now: cold-hearted, sophisticated and vain

[notevennico]

Everyone to RuPaul right now

[guycuddles]

somebody call an ambulance because i just burned my hands with this tea

[sheaquaria]

couldn’t explain it better myself

[emptycinema]

Mama Ru’s had enough of this season’s queens

[adoredelqno]

sure, jan

[hobnob-69]

When the host body is ready, my essence will seep into their very being, binding my soul with theirs. From there a long and painful transformation occurs and my years are restored, ensuring I live for the millennia to come.

[bendelacremme]

Maya Angelou’s soliloquy from Snatch Game.

[134340fm]

a dork™

[hobnob-69]

How's ur head ?

listen here LISTEN HERE. I receive this ask TEN TIMES A DAY fucker I’m THE REAL RUPAUL do you think i have time for this shit? I single handedly created the best TV show on earth and you have the audacity, THE NERVE to come up to me and ask how my head is?

[hobnob-69]

My top 10 drag race queens of all time

10. Vivienne Pinay

Ah yes, who could forget this completely timeless queen? And though she fell short in her lipsyinc abilities she sure had some whacky catchphrases! Who could forget such classics as “Not today satan!” Or my personal favourite “There’s a snake in my boot!”

9. Serena Cha Cha

On season 9 we saw this anime protagonist defeat Penny Tration in an unforgettable lipsyinc extravaganza. Unfortunately the next week she was unable to defeat uuuuuuu Jinkx in mambo no.1. The entire nation was saddened when we saw her sashay away…

8. Mrs Brown

We loved her on the hit british TV series Mrs Brown’s boys, and we loved her even more on drag race! This Scottish queen is the second brit to compete, along with Charlie Hydes who unfortunately passed after a long battle with clicky joint syndrome.

7. The Beatles

In 1969 they debuted their first album “Glamazon” and we’ve been hooked ever since! They’re a clear fan favourite umongst long time fans of drag race as they harken back to a simpler era, and the nation couldn’t help but fall in love!

6. Valentina

THE MASK….nnnnnNNNNGYOOOHHH!!! VALENTINA BEHIND YOU!! LOOK BEHIND YOU…NnYOOH!!!! the MASK VALENTINA!!!

5. Roly Mo

Need i even say more? This fan favourite captured the hearts of everyone, including myself! His bold vibrant looks often warranted him staying on top of the competition, ultimately snatching the win of Americas next drag superstar!

4. Trixie Mattel

Life in plastic is fantastic, and i certainly find her fantastic! We can see her trying very hard, bless her cotton socks. A+ for effort.

3. Moot.

Doot Doot kahoot, It’s moot!! This gelatinous glob left a thin trail of talent wherever it slithered, and the judges were living for it! In a controversial twist ending Moot may of eaten and digested Adore Delano, but he remains a firm fan favourite and a definite shoe-in for all stars 4.

2. Jasmine masters

She’s told us to get a job, she’s told us to douche, and we’ve taken her advice to heart. The only reason she falls just short of the number one spot is because I’ll see her in Tesco sometimes shopping for bread, and she won’t even wave at me. Werk diva queen.

And the number one queen is…

You. Condragulations.