Give Crashman Birds

Ellis • They/Them • Queer as in Fuck You • Legal Adult

[ujipm]

[dajo42]

i quit cold turkey

quit what?

cold turkey

yeah but what did you quit

im telling you, i quit cold turkey

alcohol?

no i quit cold turkey

i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit

and im telling you i quit cold turkey

wait. you quit cold turkey?

yes i quit cold turkey

like the meat?

no i dont like it thats why i quit it

cold turkey?

no im gradually weaning myself off it

[man-peach-reborn]

[blackdykegirlblogger]

ik pride is all ppl think of when june hits but i also wanna say HAPPY CARIBBEAN AMERICAN HERITAGE MONTH BITCHES ‼️‼️‼️

[depsidase]

[dominiqueramseyart]

Flametail - A drop in the ocean 2025

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

[softichill]

I loooove ominously giggling when I'm getting my friends into smth new. They ask me a spoilery question and I get to do this

[zovie9638]

another BILLFORD ANIMATION!!!????

Hope you enjoy Previous

It seems I have short therm memory because despite how hard it was the first time, I do it again, not even a month later. BUT...I did it in less time than the first one EVEN THO IT'S LONGER??

I also find it funny how there's so much stuff neglected in it, while there's also a bunch of "useless" details (visual and audio). Partially because the School Adobe license was ending Sunday, and I didn't know if the thing would close in my face at 00h00. It didn't, so I managed to complete it and worked on it till 4am, then said goodbye to photoshop and close it. This is also why the weekly comic will be late.

Looking for music AFTER finishing an animation is not the greater idea either. Especially with this animation, the moods changes, so should the music too, but I am no musician, got no money and a idea I was gonna stick to.

[thequeenoftheentiregoddamnworld]

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

[safitheartist]

There is so much discourse online that can be boiled down to malicious bullshit with the goal to devide communities.

I want to hold everyone's hand here and say, if someone on here says something that specifically targets another queer group that person should not be entertained. This goes for discourse regarding gender identity, labels and self expression, race, feminism and so on.

We do not need to play minority Olympics, everyone has their own individual experiences and arguing which amorphous group got it "the worst" Is nothing but reductive.

The oppresser benefits most from the oppressed fighting each other so they are too distracted to fight them.

[minotauri]

ocean sounds for those of you who need it

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[ahdok]

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

[prokopetz]

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

[probabilitydirigible]

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

[probabilitydirigible]

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

[thepageofhopes]

This has to be my favorite patch note ever

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[angelwasnothere]

Day 3. Jason kidnaps Dick

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[technikki]

new personality test dropped

[charaznablescanontoyota]

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

[ryannorth]

much to consider

[shamlesspandanerd]