could it be youre craving my mcnuggies?

myles. 26. bi trans guy. he/him.

[embalmed-dreams]

[bestofinspirobot]

[turnways]

Cum is the 5th humor and brother, I'm about to start acting hilarious

[turnways]

Why did I say this?

[piranes11]

how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

[chilewithcarnage]

[sparkleclowns]

by the way i'm pretty broke right now and i'm very sore recovering from a pretty intense procedure (they opened up/reconstructed my iliac veins & IVC). if anyone has some spare cash and wants to help me out with buying food and stuff while i rest up and my veins basically reroute themselves to start working properly, i would appreciate it SO much 💞

[antiquesintheattic]

[tboy-trash]

i keep forgetting joe biden isn't dead

[autismking]

[autismking]

they’re selling guns on poshmark now?

[yuriartillery]

hold on let me try to invent a version of myself who can get us out of this mess [holds really still for a minute and a half and then turns to you with a flat affect] we probably should have killed ourselves an hour ago

[roaldamundsen]

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

[roaldamundsen]

?

[roaldamundsen]

can people stop saying insane things on this post

[everyteenager4free1]

[boymounter]

my dad bought a cnc for making signs

[klefable]

this is the cutest comment ive ever seen on youtube

[sanitymakesposts]

All my haters become lactaters when they suckle at the teat of success

[sanitymakesposts]

All my haters become fellators when presented with the cock of victory

[sanitymakesposts]

All my followers become judgemental when confronting my posts of internet

[melodies-stereo]

[junglejim4322]

[idc0o]

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me