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Hangover is starting to kick in.

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Sometimes in life all you want is cheese and muffins at 11.33pm but you can't eat cheese and muffins because two nights ago you ate cheese and muffins around midnight and had really vivid bad dreams so you know your only option is to not eat cheese and muffins and you are just like 'well what the hell do I eat?' and it's kind of like 'hmmmmm life, what did I do to deserve you?'

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Hey I like your blog.. anyway is BackToSchoolGiftCards(.)com legit? My step sister said she got a $500 pizza hut giftcard from FedEx on Friday but I'm skeptical.. You seem smart so tell me what you think.

I don't want a fucking $500 pizza hut giftcard. How fat are you trying to say I am???

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The sky could be blue, I don't mind, without you it's a waste of time. The sky could be blue, could be grey, without you I'm just miles away.

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Xo (Taken with Instagram)

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You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.

J.D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey

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There are some things I like in life today. If you are not Will & Grace, Tim Tams or my book, you are not one of them.

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Shoot at all the bluejays you want, if you can hit 'em, but remember it's a sin to kill a mockingbird.

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There are two types of guys who fall for beautiful women. Either they're slime balls who just want to get laid, or they fall in love with you instantly. It's pathetic.

Random chick on Sex and the City

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What's so great about another person anyway? All they do is manhandle your boobs and eat all the ham.

Karen Walker

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Remember to breathe and everything will be okay.

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<3 

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Conversation between me and a 6 year old girl at work today

Little girl: You look beautiful.

Me: Aw thanks honey. You look beautiful too.

Little girl: Are you wearing make-up?

Me: I am.

Little girl: My mummy says you don't need to wear make-up to look beautiful.

Me: That's right, you don't need to.

Little girl: So why do you wear make-up?

Me: Well, I'm only wearing a little bit of make-up.

Little girl: I don't think you need to wear any make-up and you will still look beautiful.