pictures and words and stuff

Australian. 24. Adventure.

[addelburgh]

[faithful-viewer]

Take those things off. No, I shan’t, it’s Christmas!

[jeffreysdeanmorgan]

[pixitapp-blog]

One of my favorite gifs 

[did-you-know]

Professional art director Alan Lawrence created a photo series that imagines his 4-month-old son as the Elf on the Shelf, and he’s posting them on Instagram as a countdown to Christmas.

Baby Rockwell is quite mischievous.

He’s not been put in any danger, because his daddy has many photo-editing tricks up his sleeve. 

But you can’t edit in that natural-born cuteness!

I now want to imagine that all elves are exactly like this.

I’d also like to imagine that the following incidents happened in succession…

…Because this is exactly what happens whenever I get drunk.

Source

[kanyuzugu-deactivated20160506]

[mylittlebookofquotes]

Jobs fill your pocket. Adventures fill your soul.

Jaime Lyn Beatty  (via theantiquated)

[only1600kids]

officially the cutest thing I have ever seen in my 500 years of existence

[tiralatele]

[jaidefinichongg]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[carnahan]

And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…

[airred]

santa’s creed

[theslickest-deactivated20240718]

this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute

[maliciousmelons]

closing your tab instead of opening a new one

[science-and-superheroes-64]

[petercapaldy]

The Oncoming Storm

[weloveshortvideos]

[beebasktheblumpbod]

THis pancake shit is geting out of hand

[1sa2]

oh my lord…. love it.

[caffreystaffy]

This my favorite moment of Bob Burgers

[disneodeon-cartoon]

[fast-and-beautiful]

When your boyfriend just starts singing the theme song to this out of nowhere…

[gobblecheese]

It's your show babe!

[grootficguy]

i just left my job. i couldn’t work for that man after what he said to me.

[qeckoi]

what did he say

[grootficguy]

“you’re fired”

[charaznable]

why do text posts these days sound like vaudeville humor