Kim out of Context @kimoutofcontext - Tumblr Blog

The only vegetables I eat are SAUSAGE.

Yeah it's pretty depressing, it takes place in the same era as the Rapes of Grath.

me: I have a really bad headache...

kim: well your screen is pretty bright...

me: it's always been like that, and the headache is in the back of my head

kim: *with complete confidence* Well that's where your eyes are.

EWW. This miso soup tastes like cum!

Nice Goo.

me: Did you turn your computer off? the screen is black

he: no it's in nightmare mode...

Talking about shaving my eyebrows

Kim: You're not betty boop..

me: betty boop has eyebrows though...

Kim: no...from star trek...guinan...

me: WHOOPEE GOLDBERG?

Kim: YEAH. WHOOPEE. BOOP. -gestures emphatically that they are similar-

GIMME GIMME YOUR FOOT BEFORE MOON. ...NOON.

Me: I'm always right! Kim: You're not the DM of my life...

Me: The ocean is a fickle mistress and we're not on speaking terms. Kim: Yeah she's a salty bitch!

mimicking Nurgle from warhammer 40k inviting a visitor into his garden: LOOK AT THE PUS ROSES, AND THE ROT-A-DILLIES!"

He: don't ruffle the beard! Me: oh you're doing the no shave november? He: WhatyES I AM

me: -zombie groan- Braains. kim: -frantically looking at his feet-...-pauses- oh I thought you said slugs.

me: I've got pins and needles in my foot kim: just adjust the size of your feet.

Kim: this whole time I thought Adobe was pronounced "ah-douwb" Like "Humble adobe" me: HUMBLE ABODE YOU MEAN Kim: FUCK

Hey you know what today is? The fourth. May the fourth be june with you.

Soda and salty nappies.

Kim out of Context