#swinglish

[clownaddict]

As I spend a lot of time on the internet, that means spending a lot of time reading, writing and listening to the English language.

But like, as a non native english speaker, this kinda fucked with my Swedish a lot to the point that I occasionally forget words in my own goddamn language.

I speak a weird mix of English and Swedish (Swinglish) and I cannot stop please send help and possibly a translator

[vispen103]

Morning stream is out on my youtube page now. Did some timewalking dungeons before my friend hoped on. Follow me on: 👉Twitch.tv -> Vispen103👈 👉YouTube -> Vispen103👈 For more streams and videos! #twitchstreamer #youtube #youtubevideos #worldofwarcraft #legion #timewalkingdungeons #cataclysm #deamhunter #tanking #swedishstreamer #swinglish

[thecrusher007]

How to have Breakfast in Sweden 🇸🇪 Step 1 går till window Steg 2 tittar på the snow Steg 3 har lite kaffe Steg 4 lyssna på heavy metal Steg 5 går till Party huset och House of Metal Listen to Meshuggah spela @23.15 and cry. #pardonmyswinglish #swinglish #skål #godmorgon (at Umeå, Sweden)

[kimoutofcontext]

Kim: this whole time I thought Adobe was pronounced "ah-douwb" Like "Humble adobe" me: HUMBLE ABODE YOU MEAN Kim: FUCK

[otramble]

Swinglish

My Swedish Mom asked if I enjoyed a movie she recommended. I texted back yes, “but cheesy ending”

In Swinglish this translates into “fast cheesy slut”

[imoldbutimstillintothat]

Petition to change the word chest (the body part) to the literal translation of the Swedish word, bröstkorg, i.e. breast basket.

[neverlandandbeyond]

Jag dricker vitt och rosa vin

but not röd.

[swedenfromthecheapseats]

Today in Swinglish

I am looking in the toolbox for sandpaper. Traakigogik helpfully says "There are three different rolls of..." [pause] And I helpfully finish his sentence: "Oh yeah, in three different levels of grovness." Hilarity ensues.