So not the drama

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Multitask.

I'm pretty sure the restaurant offers pre-made salsa.

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How the hell does one make hot salsa while eating burritos?

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It starts with one time then you’re both having burritos at midnight making some hot salsa.

What?

#i can't breathe

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So you’re cheating on me with another friend, is what you’re saying.

Lowering me to pizza while you have the good mexican food with the brit.

It was one time.

I was being a good person and showing him where to get good mexican food.

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oh my god I promise I will never choose to try doing the splits.

Probably. We’d have to lure Ash out of bed and kick Patrick off the couch.

That’s probably best. He would kill me immediately.

YES!

That's probably a good idea.

Food is most likely the best way to go.

I can't have that. Who's going to help me hide tongues and have Sharknado parties with me if you're dead?

I take it you like fanny packs?

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Sounds a little like dating.

It's all very casual, friend-like, hang outs.

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Alone?

Yes.

You know, if you don't count people at a party and people at a bar and people at the mexican restaurant.

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You guys dating?

No, we've just been hanging out.

#are you sure?

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Oh my god my legs scream at the thought. Jesus Christ. Oh my god.

Along with the whole spinning head thing. And…hm…maybe we should ask Ash & Patrick about the hangover thing.

He’s something…but he is actually a really good lad. Don’t be too intimidated. He’s just very different from us.

PLEASE PLEASE tell me fanny packs are on that list.

If you ever choose to do them, take it slow.

They probably know a bit about those.

I'll keep the list a secret from him to protect your life.

I'm going to say they are because I've seen a couple.

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This isn’t another weed head right?

No. Not that I know of.

#oh girl!

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Oh, there’s the deal breaker right there.

Humor trumps good looks. And really attractive accents. And tattoos.

#okay!

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oh god, I can barely touch my toes do you think I can do a split. Please…don’t make me attempt. I’m not wearing the pants for that.

It gets in the way…y’know if you’re talking to a dude and he stumbles over his words and BOOM it’s like a hurricane.

It very well might. Ash and I hide in our room when he’s in a rage.

Is this the 90s?

It took me a year to be able to get it. I wouldn't wish the pain of a split s virgin on anyone.

Alcohol leads to hurricane tongues. That should be a label on liquor bottles.

He must be something if he's making two guys hide from him.

Might as well be. A lot of 90s things are making a come back.

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And british.

And funny.

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And you succeed.

Especially if you’re a snake. Or Simon. Or a drunk dude.

I’ll get you a pen. No calling him leprechaun, no talk of reindeer, and he doesn’t like curry or spicy food.

You can beep me too. Either really.