[uzumakigerry]

Is drunken sex rape?

[uzumakigerry]

tfw when ur gettin free burger king l8r

[uzumakigerry]

1717171717171717171717IM 17 WTF

[deact20110910jasonwrestlessharks]

Reblog, go on your blog, and click the triangle.

[ghost-a]

I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS

this is legit so sick. 

mindfuck

whoaaa

this is AMAZING

EVERYONE DO IT aaaaaaaaa

[vegetiod-deactivated20170521]

 WHOAH.

GUYS, JUST DO IT.

[destroyed-and-abandoned]

Four million dollar mansion burns to the ground in Ohio. Article

[wylonaforest]

Yes

[uzumakigerry]

No. HOLY FUCK NO.

I swear to god. Just because they're rich, doesn't mean they're not people. Wind your neck in, a family just lost their home. A family just lost their prized possessions. A family just lost their memories you insensitive jerk.

[ilikelivingintoday-deactivated2]

Kevin Durant talks about his mom during MVP speech.

[uzumakigerry]

Seriously, I have mad respect for the single mothers who have almost nothing, but give it all to their children. The ones who sacrifice it all for their children, just so they can be happy.

Mum, I love you. I love you so fucking much. You've always been there for me, Chris and Lauren. You drove 20 miles in pouring rain just so I could get home safe tonight. You nearly break your bones just so we don't go hungry and can live. I love you, Mum. I will always love you. And heck, even though I may shout at you, or get nasty or angry, I never mean it. And hey, we may have differing political beliefs, but I love you, and there's no one I'd rather have there for me than you.

Love you, Mum <3

[uzumakigerry]

When you're leaning out the window for a cheeky wee ciggie and you hear your mam rumbling upstairs and think she's gonna come down

[ruinedchildhood]

In first period tomorrow like

[ahooooooy-bitches-deactivated20]

[seachromes]

STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters… S.T..R … My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance) They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid’s husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don’t die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this… STROKE IDENTIFICATION: A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke…totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough. RECOGNIZING A STROKE Remember the ‘3’ steps, STR . Read and Learn! Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke. Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions : S * Ask the individual to SMILE .. T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg ‘It is sunny out today’). R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS . If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call the ambulance and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher. NOTE : Another ‘sign’ of a stroke is 1. Ask the person to ‘stick’ out their tongue. 2. If the tongue is ‘crooked’, if it goes to one side or the other that is also an indication of a stroke. A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved. And it could be your own.

First reblog post that actually saves a life.

This is a life-saving post.

the more you know

yeah don’t think that this can’t happen to you or someone you know if they’re young. my cousin’s wife is 33 and she had a stroke last year

I’ve had a stroke. It happens to people, and the more you know about this kind of stuff, the better.Because it could be important to know.

[obnoxiouscolours-blog]

LIVE SAVING. WOOOAHH. REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG 

[animeaves-deactivated20230612]

Had a family member almost die of one, so signal boosting because you never know when you could save a life.

[butimaloneandfree]

Because I feel bad if I don’t reblog…

[growing-roses-in-concrete]

What I genuinely cannot understand, is people insisting on historically and racially accurate casting but then also insist to have people of other ethnicities sandwiched in, in the name of social justice. Either pick accuracy or diversity. You are NOT going...

[growing-roses-in-concrete]

JUST STOP.

What I genuinely cannot understand, is people insisting on historically and racially accurate casting but then also insist to have people of other ethnicities sandwiched in, in the name of social justice. Either pick accuracy or diversity. You are NOT going to have everything both ways.

[uzumakigerry]

Diversity is the wrong way to go if you're trying to be accurate.

If you want to make something good, make it accurate and don't push minorities in for the sake of diversity.

[laugh-it-up-guys]

[rainbow--dash-101]

at the risk of this going horribly im going to do this

[fuckinwetback-deactivated201703]

reblogging this

because i’ll regret it

[i-like-landscape-okay-deactivat]

i accept

[vesaniaa-deactivated20130612]

This isn’t going to end well

[worldsdreamergirl14-deactivated]

[alyssar]

Let’s see how this goes…

[evil-carbohydrate]

Doing this

[noodle2thedoodle]

I better win for once

[frie-nds]

MATT LeBLANC: There’s only five people in the world who know exactly what being on Friends was like, other than me. There’s five of them. David, Matthew, Lisa, Courteney, and Jen. That’s it. Marta and David were close, but when they left the stage, no one knew what they did. We could never leave the stage, metaphorically speaking. Still can’t. Still on that stage. That will follow us around forever.

More important than anything else is the look on people’s faces when you cross paths with them in the street, or in the store, or in the grocery line. You can always tell that you were—maybe still are, maybe always will be—a part of their family. Movies have this thing where it’s an event. You get dressed up, you go to dinner, and you go to the movies. You’re outside of your element. But with television, people are watching you in bed, at their kitchen table eating. You’re in their house.

I did not want it to end.

[sapphic-trek-deactivated2020062]

Yo yo yo

[uzumakigerry]

Hello today all I'm here to tell you happy st. patrick's day!

Have fun!

Drink a lil bit!

Enjoy yourself!

Just don't be an asshole and spew shit like "Kiss me, I'm irish!" or "I'm irish! Of course I'm drunk!"

Seriously, not cew, dudes. 

ACTUALLY WHO GIVES A FUCK BECAUSE IT'S ALL IN GOOD JEST A LITERALLY NO ONE ACTUALLY MEANS ANY OF IT.

Ireland dude.

[uzumakigerry]

So, you want me to stand up for my self. But when I speak about my grievences, apparently I'm wrong. Ok.

[uzumakigerry]

Decisions, decisions.