OC questionnaire for Sam
Let’s learn more about our favorite depressed narcoleptic !
01 What is the worst nickname that anyone has ever called you?
Sam has a love/hate relationship with the nickname “sammy” which robin would call him it, either affectionately or to annoy him. Only robin called him it. It was their thing. :/
02 Have you got a favorite flower?
Sam doesn’t know shit about flowers
03 Do you add a sauce, ketchup or other artificial flavorings to your food?
Sam likes ketchup and mayo and shit. He doesn’t really care.
04 Describe yourself using only words that begin with the letter 'T'.
“Tainted” Sam would say, to describe how he feels about his sexuality. His trauma. :(
05 What is your lover's pet name for you?
Robin would call him “Sammy” or “babe” In me and kat’s rp winter calls him “Samuel” “Pookie” jokingly
06 What is your least favorite colour?
Sam does not like the color red as much as he used to. Probably thinks that poop yellow color is gross too.
07 Who did you vote for in the last election, and did they win?
I don’t think sam can answer this HFSJDKFDS
08 What is/was your grandfather's name?
Sam does not know much about his grandfather on his father’s side. He’s a forbidden topic. It’s probably some german name though.
09 What is the best present you ever received?
Sam treasures his guinea pig Astro. He is the best gift he’s ever received.
10 What is 17 1/2% of 97 + 42 x (6 / 2) – 137 ?
Sam says “That’s not a thing.”
11 What would be the best possible way you could die?
Sam would like someone to choke him to death or snap his neck. He would also like to overdose and choke on his own vomit. In more peaceful things, he’d like to die in his sleep.
12 Given the choice of absolutely anything, what would be your dream job?
Sam’s dream job would be...guinea pig handler.
13 What position do you sleep in at night?
Sam sleeps on his side, but can fall asleep in any position due to narcolepsy.
14 What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
Sam is easily embarrassed by everything. To answer it playfully he’d say how his mom tried to get him into tennis but he failed miserably at it. In serious answer, he finds it embarrassing how much he lets people walk over him.
15 Who is your favorite fictional character?
Sam’s favorite fictional characters are Poe dameron, Han Solo from star wars and Reuniclus from Pokemon.
16 What food do you hate most in the world?
Sam doesn’t like...raw foods. Like sushi.
17 When was the last time you were ill?
Sam can’t remember.
18 If you were transformed into a wild creature, what would it be?
Sam would transform into a guinea pig. Hands down.
19 What was your favorite toy as a child, and whatever happened to it?
Sam’s favorite toy as a child was probably a pikachu toy. He might still have it hidden somewhere after he moved.
20 What's the most amazing thing you've ever seen?
Sam would answer this with “You ever seen a Guinea pig popcorning? That’s amazing.” or [insert real ufo sighting]














