We're we, Here fuck, We're shit, Queer up

I have 917382193 children and only one of them is real, and that's my cat

[dogglegog]

dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

[queerferalgremlinnooneaskedfor]

Shen Yuan trying to dom Binghe

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[maseratus]

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

[mousidy]

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

[mousidy]

[bisthefairy]

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

[maightymai]

[cipheramnesia]

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i am kissing you on the mouth right now

you are the only person who understands me. you and the person who tagged a series of unfortunate events

[allpiesforourown]

How I go to sleep after a long day of studying Chinese for baihe and danmei, knowing damn well Japanese is much easier and has way more yuri and yaoi

[queerferalgremlinnooneaskedfor]

Japanese has 1000 verb tenses and the same word has like 3 different pronounciations, I'd take Chinese over Japanese any day 😭

[ablaze-stan]

I love the idea of Shen Yuan wrongly interpreting the original goods Shen Qingqiu's appearance and replicating it wrong.

He wore eyeliner around his eyes -> Shen Yuan wears it on his lower eyelids, it opens his eyes a little more and makes him look kinder, but the original goods wore it on his upper eyelids for a sharper, meaner look;

His hair is neatly tied back -> Shen Yuan has bangs, but the original goods didn't let a single hair strand escape to his forehead;

He has an aloof and cold exterior -> Shen Yuan expresses very little emotion, but the original goods actually scowled and frowned a lot, cold was what people felt whenever he looked at them.

We have canonical confirmation that Shen Jiu pretended to read most of the time while not actually reading (going so far as to not even realize a book was upside down), so I think it would also be funny if Shen Yuan started talking to people about Qing Jing Peak's books and everyone kind of looked at him, because since when does he do that?

[demonsealtoons]

Tadc episode 9 spoilers ahead!

you have been warned

outfit concepts for the Tadc cast now that Caine is letting them do whatever the heck they want.

Pomni:

Jean shorts w/ red-yellow-blue striped stockings, doc martens-esque boots, and a checkerboard cardigan over a red shirt. (Casual)

white shirt with blue and red sleeves, sweatpants with yellow and blue stars. (Sleepwear)

short overalls w/ red and blue striped long sleeve shirt (alternate casual)

gangle

One of those ribbon laced sweaters in white with red ribbon, and a black pleated skirt. (Casual)

Velvet colored turtleneck with a basket weave pattern, and white jean shorts. (Alternate casual)

red nightshirt and shorts combo with white ruffles, presumably made of silk. (Sleepwear)

zooble

Black leather jacket, pink crop top, chocker with little 80s abstract shapes on it. (Casual)

black sweatpants with abstract shapes on them, white crop top with a gloink character on it. (Sleepwear)

spiked bracelets, black cargo pants, pink, aqua, and black striped shirt. (Alternate casual)

kinger

White dress shirt with blue sweater vest. (Casual)

plain white shirt with plaid blue boxers (sleepwear)

a C&A coding contest shirt (he won second to scratch) and a blue hoodie (alternate casual)

ragatha

blue overalls with ruffley purple shirt. (Casual)

Purple dress pants and purple crop top (sleepwear)

Blue jean jacket, lavender shirt, and blue dress. (Alternate casual)

caine

White dress shirt, red tie, black trousers. (Casual)

Tuxedo shirt (you know the one) with red shorts (sleepwear he likes to wear even though he doesn’t sleep)

Black pants and black tee with base 3d shapes on it.

idk maybe I’ll draw this later

[rirights]

how i feel searching up “haikyuu x reader” on tumblr at least 30 times a day

[queerferalgremlinnooneaskedfor]

Meanwhile I'm just

[fforsythiaaa]

Once when I was in undergrad, someone described something as “problematic” in class and our professor was like, “That’s cool, but ‘problematic’ doesn’t really mean anything. It means that the thing you’re describing has a problem, and in and of itself that’s not bad. Art, especially, should always have problems, or else it’s not interesting and not art, either. It sounds like you’re trying to say that this is bad, but you don’t want to say ‘bad.’ Is that right?”

So from then on whenever one of us called something problematic, he would make us talk it out until we could name the “bad” thing we were hinting at. In this particular class, 7/10 it was some type of oppression, and the remainder was like, “I’m uncomfortable because this is very new/confusing/pushing boundaries that made me feel safe.”

Once we stopped calling things “problematic” and stopping at that, class got way more interesting and... we all had to say, like, “that’s racist” or “that’s misogynistic” or “ew capitalism gross” out loud, which a lot of us had never done in a classroom before. Or we had to be like, “Uhhh... I’m not sure what’s so bad?” and confront our own beliefs and that was maybe even more useful.

Anyway. Whenever I see the word problematic, I can’t help but think of this professor being like, “Good starting point, now let’s get specific.” I think when we have to commit to saying “that’s ___” it requires a lot more careful thought about the truth and impact and complexities of whatever we’re claiming. Sometimes there really is some bullshit afoot, and also sometimes it’s art, and it should be full of problems, because that’s what art is.

[hypokeimena]

#'this is present in the text' is often a good first step #but those second and third ones (naming it; describing its function) are vital (via @elucubrare)

[lesbianleosanjuan]

Here's the link to every leyendas movie (on archive, with good quality, for FREE🤯)

Feel free to reblog for easier reach!

La leyenda de la nahuala

La leyenda de la llorona

La leyenda de las momias de guanajuato

La leyenda de chupacabras (original spanish)

The legend of the chupacabras (English, mid quality audio)

La leyenda del charro negro

Las leyendas el Origen

La leyenda de los chaneques

Will update this post with the full legend quest series later,, happy watching my dear nephews

[vikcacao]

some little teehee doodles of bloodymary

and also Simon's temporary design in my fic bc im a monsterfucker and i have a vision lmao

edit - here's the fic

https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/221557131?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#main

[ssenoritaawesome]

I finished the pitt. What should I watch next?

Answer here!

Industry

Hacks

The Idol

Rooster

Heated Rivalry

One Tree Hill

Girls

The Comeback

Scandal

The Righteous Gemstones

Succession

Voting ended onMay 9

[queerferalgremlinnooneaskedfor]

I clicked on Hacks bc I like it most out of all of these and I was NOT ready for that percentage 😭

[queerferalgremlinnooneaskedfor]

Just learned that mob (μωβ) in greek means purple

[queerferalgremlinnooneaskedfor]

Well hopefully third time's the charm

[ari-tan]

world trigger in the harry potter setting runs into one minor issue in that what the fuck is osamu's house supposed to be.

obviously you first think he's a gryffindor kinda guy because his main motivation is literally to help people. it's why he joined border, and it's why he's willing to butt heads against people that severely outrank or outmatch him if it means that he's doing the right thing. that boy is nEVER leaving border's goddamn buildings because that's literally how he is. just moral code + stubbornness = mikumo osamu i don't make the rules

thing is, his whole "bend the rules if they don't suit my goals" thing is also something that could land him in slytherin or ravenclaw. osamu's not a good boy protagonist: he has the biggest audacity level out of all the wt characters ISTG. if there was an audacity stat in the BBF osamu would top the charts EASY. he's also fairly intelligent, so there's that too (exhibit no 1: b-rank wars arc / exhibit no 2: away mission selection exam testing phase).

i think just about the only thing you could say for certain is that osamu's not a hufflepuff....... and i'm pretty sure someone's gonna prove me wrong too.

[queerferalgremlinnooneaskedfor]

He actually is a Hufflepuff, they do not give a fuck, look fairly normal but they surprise you, and basically whoever doesn't enter the other houses goes there, so if he fits in all of them, he should also be there

My friend made a great point in favour of Hufflepuff Osamu

[therebecreatures]

"Osamu must be saved without revealing I'm a neighbor!" What is it about Osamu that inspires this kind of single minded determination to keep him alive at all costs. Like Yuma, Jin. Kind of all of Border once Osamu wears them down.

Is it like a Gandalf towards hobbits kind of effect going on, but like everyone's Gandalf and poor Osamu is hacking his lungs out after running a mile

[queerferalgremlinnooneaskedfor]

Motherfucker is cashing in favors from A ranks WITHOUT PAYBACK like they rlly are giving him advice for free even tho he's been very vocal abt wanting to be A rank

[ari-tan]

world trigger in the harry potter setting runs into one minor issue in that what the fuck is osamu's house supposed to be.

obviously you first think he's a gryffindor kinda guy because his main motivation is literally to help people. it's why he joined border, and it's why he's willing to butt heads against people that severely outrank or outmatch him if it means that he's doing the right thing. that boy is nEVER leaving border's goddamn buildings because that's literally how he is. just moral code + stubbornness = mikumo osamu i don't make the rules

thing is, his whole "bend the rules if they don't suit my goals" thing is also something that could land him in slytherin or ravenclaw. osamu's not a good boy protagonist: he has the biggest audacity level out of all the wt characters ISTG. if there was an audacity stat in the BBF osamu would top the charts EASY. he's also fairly intelligent, so there's that too (exhibit no 1: b-rank wars arc / exhibit no 2: away mission selection exam testing phase).

i think just about the only thing you could say for certain is that osamu's not a hufflepuff....... and i'm pretty sure someone's gonna prove me wrong too.

[queerferalgremlinnooneaskedfor]

Osamu is just Divergent ig

[3hkowalski]

They’ll try to delete the program the moment they escape💔

rip.

ep7 just made me love Caine so much more aaaah he's so silly

[queerferalgremlinnooneaskedfor]

So. How does it feel to prophecy ep8...