K I M Y

You an I were made of glass, we'd never last

[blush-es]

[rumpled]

Rush Hour bloopers.

[queen-of-quiet-queefs]

This is the cutest thing.

[jjnora]

jackie chan is so innocent

the majority of his bloopers anywhere are mainly him messing up his lines because English is like his third language

but he’s a cutie patootie uwu

[approach]

[jazzafari]

[difficult]

[adultnapped]

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

[fuckyeah2000s]

[goodeveningtowrite]

“When something bothered me, I didn’t talk with anyone about it. I thought it over all by myself, came to a conclusion, and took action alone. Not that I really felt lonely. I thought that’s just the way things are. Human beings, in the final analysis, have to survive on their own.”

— Haruki Murakami (via quotemadness)

[suspend]

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

[niceshibe]

[lulxdd-deactivated20161010]

he’s trying to confess to her…. but shes shy!!!

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

the drama

[seeklight-deactivated20210703]

This is between them TBH please respect their space

[toastbutteregg]

THIS PUPPY IS ADORABLE

[foolforyou-deactivated20240805]

[omruc]

What kind of boys do you like

i don’t actually like boys i’m just attracted to them

[quotemadness]

“I was afraid of being rejected, yes. I was also afraid of being accepted for the wrong reasons.”

— Erich Segal

[shopboyz]

[thecommonchick]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

[malamente1992]