[teashoesandhair]

I just walked past a mirror and did a double take and thought "dang, I look more sophisticated and suave than my usual baseline level of -4, why do I look so elegant?" and concluded that it was because my lips looked slightly darker, like I was wearing a subtle but daring shade of mauve lipstick, which gave me an air of worldliness and fine taste, like a lady who might flirt with a detective to put him off the scent

And then I realised it was because I'd eaten so many dark chocolate truffles left over from Christmas that I'd stained my mouth

Très sophistiquée

[morathor]

There is elegance in decadence

[teashoesandhair]

GOD this comment just changed my entire life

[dogposts]

This is the most adorable thing I’ve seen in awhile. 13/10 would watch twice.

[grumpytrans]

poor person: wow i rly want this thing, ive saved up some money so i can finally afford it!

some dunce: wait i thought u were poor???????¿¿¿¿¿¿ u shouldn’t want this thing, u can’t hsve it, shouldn’t u b living in complete squalor????¿

[officialfrenchtoast]

when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up

[gahdamnpunk]

Honestly!!! This is just psychological trauma in the making

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

im not your little dad anymore, girl

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[weirdness-is-good]

This is a thousand times better than any Hollywood movie’s twist ending.

[krabby-kronicle]

[yeeowch]

“weird” is just a setting on my dryer

[iamoutofideas]

whats it do?

[rainbowgazes-archive]

makes the clothes wetter

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

That is weird

[toastbutteregg]

wholesome tweets that will make your whole week (x)

[browsedankmemes]

2020 vision

[baochii]

*eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats bread* *eats br

[purronronner]

when pesach ends

[garbagegoblingay-deactivated202]

fuck i felt that in my fucking soul

[dailytwitterposts]

[regret-ii-deactivated20150508]

[hchocolate]

If your partner does not support you with your studies or career drop them

[allteeensrelate]

anxiety: hey its time

me: for what

anxiety: its time

me: ?????????

anxiety: :)

me: ????????????????????????????????????????????

[cincobucks-deactivated20220418]

Having too much pride is no bueno