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I just like to post/reblog what I enjoy here, but will stay away from nsfw stuff. Icon by GhoastOaks and avatar by feralgator!

[freegameplanet]

Songs From The Iron Sea is a beautiful underwater adventure where a magical creature attempts to escape a metallic nightmare!

Read More & Play The Full Game, Free (Windows)

Gameplay Video:

[kinda-okay-incorperated]

Happy Out Of Touch Thursday

[monopoly-man-777]

Once in a timeline, out of touch remix plays, and we have to thank the tumblr gods it this to go on for so long

[titkoks]

[rosmaryne]

Sims 4 werewolves real let’s goooo

[rosmaryne]

why do they look like that tho,,,

[rosmaryne]

oh I hate this

[were-ralph]

this is what happens when you don’t have a single furry on your dev team.

[cowboy]

I’m hacking into your dick and uninstalling your balls

[cowboy]

After seeing the general reception I hereby dedicate this post to trans women

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

ummm well so basically when you go outside you walk through a portal called a door. not all doors are portals but all portals are doors btw. there's an invisible woman behind you with a sword

[boyboobs]

what happens if I put my cock and balls through the portal but nothing else

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

....okay does a 27 hit

[boyboobs]

yeah I took my armor off

[feraligatr]

ıt has come to my attention that both washroom and kelsey’s are canadian terms and that is the reason this post didnt reach a wider audience

[feraligatr]

ok attempt number #2 for my american followers: 

 me: i need to use the Bathroom 

 waiter: baby you at an applebee’s, shit anywhere

[feraligatr]

shajkldhskjladfhjklsdgkljdaghdsajlkgh

[pukicho]

High chance we are in the evil dimension, guys.

[rosiedisaster]

No shit dumbass

[pukicho]

I am going to nibble off your ligaments

[several-pots-of-coffee]

No one in the nice dimension says stuff like this.

[titkoks]

successor to “I’M A GIRAFFE”

[melgillman]

I drew a quick little comics essay today about a topic near and dear to my heart: horror for kids!

Or, “why some kids like to read books that scare them, and why you should let them.”

[archiduchess3]

Once, my son got afraid of a clown. And of course, he was terrified to go to bed.

So for a few nights, he had drawn it and we would put it on fire.

I’m not sure it was the best way or the more educational, but it felt good to see this asshole burn.

[titenoute]

Ok but I have to ask. Did it work?

Also, unrelated, didn’t you have a friend who did the same thing, but with a gnome drawing?

[archiduchess3]

It did work

I’m not sure about the gnome. I know he saw one, but I don’t remember if he had to get rid of it

[titenoute]

Oh good. Fuck scary clowns!

I remember he had seen it and he drew it. Then he proceeded to loose his fave pencil after.

So he decided to burn the drawing bc maybe, just maybe, the gnome didn’t want to be drawn and to his pen in retaliation.

He found his pencil after he burned the picture.

I always found this story hilarious.

( No I don’t think he found his pen thanks to that. If my memories don’t fail me, he was just a pretty messy dude)

[hakkikun]

THE FORGERS EVERYONE!

[actualbird]

my parents who have been married for like a billion years are having their billion year anniversary in a few days and theyre renewing their vows. they put me in charge of planning and program and emcee-ing and they told me to “have fun with it” so heres my first two slides of the program

[deadpan-snarkeet]

I wish this necklace was the real deal.

wh

…

Phoenix, it’s me. Believe in yourself.

[rinjirenee]

saldfjkasdfj oh my god

[thenatsdorf]

Cat sounds compilation.

[drtanner]

Don’t let the short duration of this video fool you - it is VERY good.

[kiwi]

[bcnnibeau-deactivated20200330]

we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

[bcnnibeau-deactivated20200330]

case in point

this is a Hell of a downgrade 

[garbage-empress]

worst crime capitalism ever committed was eliminating Horny Oil Painter as a viable career option.

[theaologies]

So great news actually the horny oil painter style is starting to make a comeback with millennials who’re into adult romance novels, but not in the way you expect!

Anna Moshak is the artist!

[little-bullheaded-shit]

Once again monsterfuckers are creating the bright path for humanity

[algrenion]

my Local Neighbourhood Squirrel DEADASS just leapt onto my window pane, maybe a foot from where i am sitting and just fucking stared at me with his hands on the glass he violated my privacy and im calling the cops

[algrenion]

he stayed like this for like a straight ten seconds

[algrenion]

i put it on facebook and one of my best friends just fhkahjlkhaklhjgklhkljhKHKJHKFHSFKJ