Merc With Mammaries

ＷＡＮＤＡｗｉｌｓｏｎ Tʜɪs Mᴇʀᴄ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ Mᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴘᴀᴄᴋs ʟɪᴘɢʟᴏss. Aɴᴅ ɪᴛ's sᴛɪᴄᴋʏ.

[kindadeformed-blog]

theme's under construction. 

[kindadeformed-blog]

❝Did you fucking eat the last of the casserole ?!❞

[victorcreed]

The Deadpool Corps

Can we go back, this is the moment Tonight is the night, we’ll fight 'til it’s over So we put our hands up like the ceiling can’t hold us Like the ceiling can’t hold us

[foundxr]

                         ” Interesting colour design, I must say. “

    ( he’s commenting on the outfit             and numerous weapons. ) 

[kindadeformed-blog]

"Thank you, thank you. Very flattering, right?" She pauses, waiting for a compliment she assumes will come after her previous statement. Sadly, she's talking again before she can get a response; damn her short attention span. "Wait -- you're Professor X, right? Do you go by that name yet or is that further down the timeline?"

[absolutepoison-blog]

"Yes it does. Another questions?"

[kindadeformed-blog]

"Oh-ho-ho-ho," she's twiddling her fingers because she's damn pleased she got a straightforward answer. "The Joker -- you ever think about tapping that? "

[absolutepoison-blog]

      “Nice suit.”

[kindadeformed-blog]

"Tha--nks. Nice hair. Does the carpet match the drapes?"

[kindadeformed-blog]

This Means War

[mr-withamouth]

"But I’m so loveable!!!"

[kindadeformed-blog]

"In the words of my spirit animal (Cher from Clueless): as if!"

[kindadeformed-blog]

This Means War

[mr-withamouth]

"You know… Everything you do to me is technically just self mutilation. Sounds like a party, baby!"

[kindadeformed-blog]

"Worth it."

[gayorc]

[kindadeformed-blog]

Lady Deadpool appreciation post

[mykrift]

Lady Deadpool & Headpool by Mahmud Asrar *

[kindadeformed-blog]

This Means War

[mr-withamouth]

"I said, ‘I stole your enchiladas!’"

[kindadeformed-blog]

"I'm going to noogie you so hard you cry for the rest of your never-ending life."

[kindadeformed-blog]

"Wait, what did you say? Kinda zoned out. Thinking about those enchiladas I have in the fridge."

[kindadeformed-blog]

Damn gurl you fine. So how about you come to my place and do it like they do in the Discovery channel? ;)

"I like the way you think."

[buryme-withmyspurs-a]

+conmotus

Well — this is new.

[kindadeformed-blog]

“Yo — girlfriend from another—…” she falters, brows furrowing, “what rhymes with girlfriend and means universe?”

[existentialcrisistime]

the only difference between lunacy and genius is timing.

[consciousness-achieved]

"We are confused…Why would you bring up this topic? This Unit does not have male Genitals for Geth do not reproduce."

[kindadeformed-blog]

"This guy -- some fool -- shot his nuts with a gun. That's why. Very important topic to bring up."

[redlightriot-blog]

JUGGS McCOY~!

Oh, its you!  Gnarly Tits!  I missed you.  Been punishing more schlongs I assume?  

[redlightriot-blog]

"Oh man, I wish I could of had front row tickets to see that. "

[kindadeformed-blog]

"Next time."