Farewell, Stay Pretty

20. @llanesjess

[beyoncesson]

LMFAO

[virgoassbitch]

Why do men always have to act like they gotta teach you shit… like?? I don’t know who fuckin asked you but it sure wasn’t me so keep your motivation speeches to yourself

[seulmates]

every interaction with a man is a combination TED Talk, valedictorian speech, personal training session, and getting grounded by your dad 

[jonahsimms]

[onlytwitterpics]

[jeliyfish]

[sugarless-gum]

Cristela Alonzo. 

[flowerinaflame]

[angelm0on-deactivated20180205]

[bidoctor]

[victorpopejr]

Used Car salesmen be ready to overlook anything

[thechronicleofshe]

this is probably the funniest guy I have ever seen

Salesman: [frantically] “Good credit!? Bad credit!? No credit!? No problem! Are you dead?! Fuck it! Ghost credit!”

Ghost: “I’m gonna get a Subaru!”

[mcdonald-s]

[hokaegu]

oh my lord this pleases me

[crazydiamonds]

[just-a-trans-nerd]

There are so many things about this vine that fucking kill me

-The suspenseful showdown music you hear in movies -The fact that they so obviously stuffed something huge into their shirts to imitate breasts -The second kid urgently slapping his hands together while talking -The sunglasses -The fact that this all started over “hanging out with Kaitlin yesterday” -Rebecca pulling out the fucking toy gun -“I won’t hesitate, bitch.”

[beachdeath]

we haven’t even covered: 

-the camera slow-zooming in and out on rebecca’s face -to great effect for the surprise gun reveal -rebecca’s eyebrows going up as she utters the first consonant of “bitch” -rebecca’s voice dropping an octave on “bitch” -the inflection and the little head shake on “hesitate” -the BELIEVE THE HYPE t-shirt -i’ve seriously watched this vine… hundreds of times

[momofficial-deactivated20191105]

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

why do boys get 100 times worse when they’re around other boys

[taurusqueer-deactivated20200607]

demons strengthen with numbers

[kindasortanotreally]

wakes up: tired

mid day: tired

afternoon: could literally sleep for 20 hours straight

evening: normal

middle of the goddamn night: its time to Go!!!!!!!!!

[midnightinparis]

colorful cacti

[cutefunnybabyanimals]

Kermie, a baby sloth via /r/aww http://ift.tt/2avcBGe