I Just Got Diagnosed With Cool Guy Syndrome

24, ♋️, single lady, depressed, not that funny. Yee haw.

[thebootydiaries]

Interviewer: So, Mr Loaf…

Meat Loaf: please, call me meat

[unclefather]

me when i was 9 watching Keira Knightley in pirates of the caribbean: 

[seductive-eldritch-abomination]

😂😂😂

[sadiepickles]

The biggest scam your brain is telling you is that everybody else is human and allowed to make mistakes but that you yourself have to be perfect and flawless to deserve their company

[bob-belcher]

[kindaswaggy]

Still going to try my damndest for all the rest of the weeks, though.

[mbrainspaz]

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present. 

[sushinfood]

Finally, Someone Understands

[metalhearted]

[fxkdup]

[teej-666]

[kindaswaggy]

I feel so much and so little all at the same time lately.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[plantfunerals]

candlelit baths are so good bc they involve all the earths elements:

fire

water

bare ass

[vonkomagno]

[podencos]

So sweet and funny how people become close enough to each other that they basically create their own language

[cloudbeam]

[labella-instagram]

[talkgentlytome]

Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

[vvillowenna]

If you thought “hm those styles of art AND speech seem very familiar,” you are right because it is the same person that did these

[the-husbando]

Oh my god damn

[m00nlady]

i could really make use of a massage, an orgasm, hard apple cider & a check for $300,000

[erarg]

[biscuit-tornado]

[meowsapow]

[thewolfbroughtindoors]