I'm a Homosensual

Welcome to the Hogwild room. 34, He/Him, Chicago.

[liddle-king-trashmouth]

It was wimdy

[guerrillatech]

[lemoncat101]

[datura-inoxia]

Nature is healing

[drudg30n]

[hikes-and-moans]

“You’re so hot” if I’m so hot why haven’t you sent me $1,000 🤔

[jame7t]

Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro

[isitahairbrush]

Mondayze

[princncess]

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

[princncess]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

[fantaboy91]

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[rosslynpaladin]

I need you young people to know it was almost never this hot when I was a child. Millennials and Gen Xers are all nostalgic and excited about summer because it was about ten to twenty degrees cooler to experience it back then!

I cannot express to you how FAST it has gone. I grew up in a world that does not exist now. We're starting on the path to reverse it, globally. You might not know how much solar has EXPLODED in the last decade or two. It's gone from a side thing, a weirdo novelty that was just Not Viable... to whole countries investing in infrastructure. but we have to keep fighting big oil and fascism everywhere we can in order to keep on this road to a new better less scorching burning earth.

But any time you wonder wtf the weather is doing- THIS IS NOT NORMAL, NO. THIS IS NOT WHAT IT WAS EVEN TWENTY YEARS AGO.

[dostoyevsky-official]

i was also thinking about how sensual the snow was, how suggestive the curves of the snowbanks appeared, their softness

[alterugdalf]

[staryifftroopers]

The pudge is pudgy and squishable btw

[puppyfag420]

Open up the Criterion Channel puppy. That’s right. The one mommy pays $10.99 A Month for. Good little faggots want to watch The Battle of Algiers and Battleship Potemkin with me. Do you want to be a good little doggie and watch La Chinoise? Yes Mommy knows these films are on the Internet Archive but she wants to watch them on her smart tv. Please stop complaining we haven’t watched a movie in weeks and Mommy’s Letterboxd fucking sucks. Puppy don’t you dare open up Balatro oh my god.

[helloitsbees]

propaganda on my dash

[helloitsbees]

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? BOINKING AN OOMF? A LONGTIME, SHORT-DISTANCE OOMF?

[horce-divorce]

"I would never jeopardize the beans" pales in comparison to it's newest successor, "beans r not woke. How could u do this?"

[jimbyvevo]

felt real big after a great arm day 💪🥸

[glamslam]

just trying to be the moderately handsome mutual you want to kiss a little

[sapphling]

i think "conservatives can't make good art" is a generally juvenile and incorrect sentiment that you'll find debunked by plenty of good art made by bad people and bad art with good politics, but it is always really stark when a piece's most monumental failings all very obviously boil down to the fact that, like, the creator does not see or write women as people with any particular interiority or purpose beyond childrearing

[sapphling]

i'm glad everyone took this as an opportunity to start jerking themselves off in my notes about how conservatives ARE incapable of making good art you're RIGHT parsley that IS what you said instead of engaging with the misogyny part in any capacity

[tothechaos]

hate when people say something along the lines of "we must get along so well because you are/i am [some astrological sign]" to me. what are you fucking talking about. we get along because im fucking nice. a decision which i regret when you say shit like that

[tothechaos]

this post is a good rent lowering gunshot. in case anyone needs one of those

[sikitis]