when did you clean this last?

hi! i'm biscuit, I'm a 50 year old queer dude. that parking lot your car is in used to be my parents house and for 20 bucks I won't tell you all about it in detail

[void-drifter]

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

[sparkytheandroid]

life feels exactly like this now

[butteredtoads]

Has anyone done this yet

[bearsockz]

home cooked meal

[robertreich]

"Efficiency."

[republican-terrorists]

Intentional.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[sergle]

u good?

girl obviously not

[soup-mother]

Hi I'm American movie director, here's my idea for a live action movie based on a widely beloved series: Ok so a team of US soldiers are transported to another world.

[soup-mother]

Bold new direction for the zelda CDI series

[soup-mother]

I was gonna make a joke about sonic, then remembered the sonic movies, then I was gonna make a joke about pacman, and remembered pixels. So really the point here is that the United States is Satan.

[solardrop]

i think he's handling things really well.

[fluffyplushiesworld]

Happy Pride Month Tumblr ✨

[fluffyplushiesworld]

[depsidase]

[sapphireh3arts]

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

[scarsofmybliss]

I grew up around naked old people who weren't even my family! Gasp! And it was a good thing. I grew up around old-school hippies at a place called Lothlorien (in Indiana) and one of my friends dads held a sauna day every Sunday in the middle of the woods (like you cannot drive to their house, you park about a quarter mile away and walk into the woods kind of woods). All day random old people came to get naked, high (pot), and sweaty. Just random old peen and boobs swaying with the leaves. No big deal. These are things that I believe made me more at home in my body, made me more excited about aging, made me more willing to fight for my security and safety.

[dee-the-red-witch]

Bodies are just bodies. Nothing sacred and nothing inherently shameful or sinful either. The fact that we still can't get that through everyone in however many years it's been is just fucking idiotic.

[love-and-hisses]

AVAILABLE FOR ADOPTION

NAME: Tortellini (F, gray and white)

AGE: 3 1/2 months

NOTABLE FEATURES: silky soft fur, gorgeous green eyes, subtle classic tabby stripes on her back and sides. Bounce a ping pong ball for this girl and watch her FLY.

WHEN SHE GROWS UP SHE WANTS TO BE: in the WNBA

REQUIRED: **MUST** have another kitty to play/snuggle with. If there's not already a playful kitty in your home and you're looking for a second, her brothers Wonton and Pierogi are available and she gets along great with them.

LOCATION: Huntsville, Alabama area. (Out of area adoptions are allowed, but adopters must come here to complete the adoption because Tortellini "doesn't believe in" the GPS.)

EMAIL Forgotten Felines of Huntsville at [email protected] or fill out an application at https://tinyurl.com/ffhsv2

[geekysteven]

The Pride set I want has minifigs throwing LEGO bricks at cops.

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[heedra]

really losing my patience for any 'feminist' statement to the tune of 'we need feminism because women fill a fundamentally different and necessary role than men and will be better at doing x y or z'. like actually i think we need feminism because it is an unbearable death of the spirit by inches to exist in a world where you are not seen as a fully realized human being because of a single cultural determination, and because a world that enshrines such things creates systems that are fundamentally sick to the core

[thyrell]

[were--ralph]

the last boba in my bubble tea