[kanekoautodaddy]

no body, no crime summarized:

[ketamie]

i loved your thesis bro <3 hmu

[cringepics-deactivated20140527]

[kcytna]

[ozten-deactivated20171022]

[anxietyproblem]

[filmgifs]

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

[ollies-outies]

[studentlifeproblems]

[jonbutter]

Oh my god, the Ten Rules of Comedy

Punchline does not mean hit the child.

Don’t howl at your own jokes.

Tentacles funny. Razor sharp claws not funny.

Multiple heads should speak one-at-a-time.

No claws for tickling.

Scared kids don’t laugh.

Try not to hurt the audience.

Always keep sharp spikes in!

You won’t get a laugh if you don’t take a bath.

Never let them see you slobber.

[bogleech]

okay but how many children had to be eviscerated before this was all figured out

[arianna738]

My phone’s camera accidently started doing a vertical panorama. Decided to give it a go and got this really cool pic!

[tallon-underworld]

Dang

[theonecalledpreposterous-deacti]

“Do you love the color of fire?”

[god-of-brawlhalla]

Sometimes I forget everything is made from bits of stuff that the stars are made of, and this makes me feel warm inside.

[suspend]

[renegadebraveheart]

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

[martheh]

you’ve heard of Dance Dance Revolution, now get ready for

Sit Sit Stability

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[occidentaltourist]

Same energy

[crafty-butch]

more people (especially women) need to have zero tolerance policies in relationships (especially with men). you had to say no to sex more than once before he stopped? dump him. he called you a bitch? dump him. he ignored you when you were sick? dump him.

obviously this happens with other gender combinations too but so many men are like this, and so many women think it’s their job to improve these men. but you can’t train people into respecting you as a human being! you’re never gonna find the ones that actually respect you if you stick around trying to fix the ones who don’t.