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“Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” Yay, a Sazh!

Terrible First Meeting Starters! || Accepting!

Hearing a voice pulled him from his thoughts, turning about to find a young woman asking to walk with him. The reason almost had him looking about to see if it was true, but he refrained. No need to give away that he knew. “Sure. Headin’ anywhere in particular?” He coupled the acknowledgment with a nod of his head, causing the Chocobo chick that stayed in his hair to pop it’s head out. With a lazy chirp, the bird glanced at her, before burrowing back in, and heading back to sleep. it looked to Rinoa and Rather than just have her walk with him until she was satisfied, he could at least help her get where she needed to go. It wasn’t like he was in a hurry to get anywhere, or something like that.

#𝐖𝐢𝐬𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐃𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐀𝐠𝐞 (askbox)#angelivelle

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Terrible First Meeting Starters

For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!

“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!” “You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.” “Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” “I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” “Get out of my way before I move you myself.” “Please, let me out of here!” “You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.” “Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” “You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.” “You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” “Please, someone help!” “You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” “Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!” “I’m sorry if I hurt you.” “Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!” “I’ve never seen anything like you before.” “Stand right there and don’t get any closer!” “Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.” “Ugh, my head. What happened to us?” “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” “If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.” “Holy shit. What have you done?!” “Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?” “Don’t panic, I can explain!” “I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.” “I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.” “Who are you? Where are you taking me?!” “This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.” “What the hell was that thing back there?!” “There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!” “Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!” “You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.” “I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.” “If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.” “Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.” “Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” “I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.” “Fuck off, this is private property!” “I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.” “Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?” “Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.” “That isn’t your blood. What did you do?” “I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!” “Come with me. I want to show you something.” “You’re not going to eat me, are you?” “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” “Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.” “You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.” “Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!” “I’m sorry if I scared you.” “I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.” “I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?” “We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.” “Let go of me!” “I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.” “You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!” “I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!” “Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”

#𝐄𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐄𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬! (memes)

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“Don’t shake the slippery tube, we cool on this? Do NOT shake the slippery tube!”

#𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐓𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫! (promos)#FF RP #FFXIII RP #Sazh Katzroy RP

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“Don’t shake the slippery tube, we cool on this? Do NOT shake the slippery tube!”

#𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐓𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫! (promos)#Sazh Katzroy RP #FF RP #FF XIII RP #Final Fantasy RP #Independent RP

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“Really? Now?”

Hope’s hushed tone barely reflected the annoyance he truly felt towards the idea of being held back while running away from heavily armed, trained soldiers. They did just pass by the alleyway that they hid in, but this wasn’t a reason to lazy about until the soldiers realized their mistake and shot them both down.

“Can’t this wait?!”

He understood Hope’s insistence. They had barely just gotten away from the soldiers after them, it really was no time for him to rest. But Sazh wasn’t 14, and he wasn’t in the best of shape, even including the fact he chased after Dajh for most of the time. “Just-Just a minute.” He panted, hands pressed to his knees as he doubled over, taking deep breaths. Soon, Sazh was standing tall, rolling his shoulders as if warming up. He hadn’t really gotten his breath back, but Hope was right. This really wasn’t the time. “Let’s go!”

#hopexdecoy

❝ Using a gun is like using a camera. You just point and shoot, right? ❞

Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune Meme || Accepting!

It took him a moment to process what she said. The…absurd innocence of it made him really question if he should be teaching her how to shoot. Why was he teaching her in the first place? What about Snow, or any of the NORA members? A slight passed his lips as he let the thought pass, looking to Serah and shaking his head. “Lot more weight to it than that. You point a gun at someone, something, you have to want them dead in your heart. You can’t just wave it around.”

#𝐖𝐢𝐬𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐃𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐀𝐠𝐞 (askbox)#birthdayruiner

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sky’s the limit, but for her it’s just the beginning

aranea highwind // panfandom // written by artemis

#𝐆𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐚 𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐓𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫! (promos)#[They is great]#[They is kind]

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SENTENCE STARTERS | UNCHARTED : DRAKE’S FORTUNE

❝ Are you sure you want to be defiling your ancestor’s remains like this? ❞ ❝ History can be wrong, you know. ❞ ❝ Unless you wanna end up in jail, we should probably handle this ourselves. ❞ ❝ Using a gun is like using a camera. You just point and shoot, right? ❞ ❝ Less talking, more shooting! ❞ ❝ …I just can’t leave you alone for a minute, can I? ❞ ❝ I had everything under control…until they blew up the boat. ❞ ❝ Well, if it isn’t the beautiful and talented ____! ❞ ❝ What do you say we get out of here before we attract any more attention? ❞ ❝ A man/woman only interested in the climax. You must be a real hit with the men/ladies. ❞ ❝ You don’t need to worry about me. I can hold my own. ❞ ❝ Do you realise that this could be the biggest story of the year?! ❞ ❝ Hold on…I’m not as young as I used to be. ❞ ❝ Well, this is just great…Another goddamn dead end. ❞ ❝ I’m not looking for a lousy piece of tin, I’m looking for treasure! ❞ ❝ All’s fair in love and war. ❞ ❝ Can you imagine the amount of money something like this would be worth?! ❞ ❝ Wow…Now there’s something you don’t see everyday. ❞ ❝ Okay, looks like we’re gonna have to do this the hard way… ❞ ❝ This lead better not be another wild goose chase again. ❞ ❝ You should mind your manners. This is, after all, just business. ❞ ❝ ____’s dead, and we’re next if we don’t get out of here. ❞ ❝ Have you always been this popular? ❞ ❝ I always seem to attract the scum of the Earth…No offence. ❞ ❝ This isn’t gonna be a vacation, you know. It’ll be dangerous. ❞ ❝ Strangers are trying to kill us and our friends are missing, likely dead. Great start. ❞ ❝ I know I’m not a big time treasure hunter like you, but at least I didn’t get arrested. ❞ ❝ I doubt you’re gonna find treasure stuck in there. How’d you get yourself in this mess? ❞ ❝ Always ready to make an enemy, aren’t you? ❞ ❝ Tell you what – lead me to the treasure, and I just might let you live. ❞ ❝ Honestly…How much trouble could one girl/boy be…? ❞ ❝ Did you really think you could escape from moi? ❞ ❝ I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but we’re kinda outnumbered here. ❞ ❝ I don’t need your bullet ridden corpse on my conscience. Let’s go! ❞ ❝ Y’know, I read a story once about this cursed treasure…You don’t suppose that– ❞ ❝ Woah, you’re reading. Not just a grave robber after all, huh? ❞ ❝ I’m a lot of things, sure, but one thing I’m not is a back-stabber. ❞ ❝ Either I rescue you, or I beat the crap out of you. Hell, I might beat the crap out of you anyway. ❞ ❝ Would you slow down? There could be enemies up ahead. ❞ ❝ Well, you’re looking awfully good for a corpse… ❞ ❝ You sit tight while I look around. One person will make a lot less noise than two. ❞ ❝ Really, sometimes I think you left your brains back in the slum where I found you. ❞ ❝ Chasing this treasure of yours is proving to be more trouble than it’s worth. ❞ ❝ Well, this just keeps getting better and better… ❞ ❝ If we don’t make it out of here, I just want you to know…that I hate your guts! ❞ ❝ You should realise by now that I plan for every contingency. Now drop your weapon. ❞ ❝ I’m the only person in this damn place who knows what the hell he’s/she’s doing! ❞ ❝ You’re so pathetic, scrambling around for your petty little treasures. ❞ ❝ Do you have any idea what something like this is worth to the right buyer? ❞ ❝ What a day…saving the world, triumphing over evil – pretty typical. ❞ ❝ It’s a shame that we’re leaving this place empty handed… ❞ ❝ You’ve got a funny idea of what it means to be romantic! ❞

#𝐄𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐄𝐧𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬! (memes)

@vanilleofthediaclan continued from [ x ]

“Never said you didn’t.” The old man gave his rebuttal with a slight smile, though he couldn’t help but rub at the back of his head. Nervous habit and all. Reaching out after a moment, he did put a hand on her shoulder, attempting to be reassuring. “It’ll work out.”

#vanilleofthediaclan #[There we go]#[New thread :D]

❝ It felt like fighting. It felt like falling. It felt like dying. ❞