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note: this is not extensive and subject to be changed or added to. if you aren't sure, ask - through the askbox or DMs, whichever is most comfortable to you. this applies to characters i'll write for as well!
I write masc readers exclusively (can be cis or trans or not strictly identifying as a man. just generally masc). As a general rule, I keep the details of reader's gender identity/sex pretty vague, unless specifically requested. If you specify cis or trans, but neither of those details are relevant to the request, if probably won't be mentioned.
Top Reader only, when relevant
Adults only for romantic pairings, obviously. I'm not aging up characters. But I'll do a platonic pairing with any character regardless of age or gender
If the relationship isn't specified in the req, then I will presume it's up to me if it's romantic or not.
Primarily a male reader blog, really just masc reader, but im not gonna get picky about the particulars of where man ends and some expressions of nonbinary/gender queer expressions begin. use your best discretion when requesting and I'll use mine when writing/responding - if you're nervous about it, drop an ask or DM me. im open to writing m!reader with f!char, platonic (or romantic, if i like the idea enough). no smut tho.
I kinda write whatever, mostly ramble about some ideas I have. Sometimes it's an actual fic/ficlet or headcanon or scenario or whatever. You can request any of those (fic, headcanon/scenario, ramble), by the way. I'll kinda just do whatever calls to me if you don't :P
I don't tend to write them, left to my own devices, I tend to keep it pretty close to canon/within canon timelines as much as possible, but AUs, like omegaverse for example, are fine to request
Anything with Reader having a pregnancy - past or present, A/B/O or not - is a hard no, and I'm so sorry. With a character, it depends.
MASTERLIST WITH ALL CURRENT FANDOMS ARE UNDER THE CUT
Updated: 14 Aug 2026
Flavors
♡ (fluff), ❧ (smut), ۩ (angst), ° (neutral/idk how else to mark it, yet) and others to be added
Ambiguous Masc Characters
Because you don't have to pick a specific character. You can suggest a scenario or share an idea!
We have the one in which/with:
❧ the quirt
❧ sounding
❧ an "alpha" male
❧ the continued ramble of the one with the "alpha" male
♡ he's thankful
° idk who to write it with (androgynes m!reader)
❧ the mommy kink
❧ idk who to write it with: 2 the electric boogaloo (ftm! reader post bottom surgery idea)
° idk who to write it with: revenge of the indecision (kink woodworker reader w/ vanilla partner)
From the Calendar Boy Collection
♡ June (fluff snippet)
Actors
Ryan Gosling
Who I'll Write:
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Lars Lindstrom (Lars and the Real Girl)
pretty much any character of his to be so honest with you
What I've Already Written:
R. Grace
۩ never enough
♡❧ erid mornings
۩❧ the weight of us (req)
From the Calendar Boy Collection
♡ July
♡ August
L. Lindstrom
♡ belated introductions
Lewis Pullman
Who I'll Write:
Rhett Abbott (Outer Range)
Cameron Cassmore (Remarkably Bright Creatures)
Robert 'Bob' Floyd (Top Gun: Maverick)
Rocco Gauthier (Riff Raff)
Harrison Knott (Press Play)
William Lee (The Testament of Ann Lee)
Major "Caleb" Major Major (Catch-22)
Ben Mears (Salems' Lot)
Miles Miller (Bad Time at the El Royale)
Todd Stevens (The Line)
Jordan Weaver (Skincare)
What I've Already Written:
Multiple
hcs for how a relationship with a man (you) starts/develops
[r.abbott, b.floyd, r.gauthier, m.miller]
[b. mears, t. stevens, j. weaver]
[h. knott, c. major, b. reynolds]
hcs for how their sex lives develop with a man (again, you)
[r.abbott, b.floyd, r.gauthier, m.miller]
[b. mears, t. stevens, j. weaver]
[h. knott, c. major, b. reynolds]
hcs about miscellaneous domestic and playful habits
[r. abbott, b. mears, b. floyd, t. stevens]
hcs catch up
[c. evans, w. lee], relationship and sex life hcs
[c. cassmore], relationship and sex life hcs
miscellaneous hcs
a/b/o headcanons
R. Abbott
♡۩ Relationship Talks
❧۩ Ride, and the requested continuation, ♡۩ loser takes all
♡❧ short hcs
♡ good morning (snippet)
♡۩ childhood friends (req)
°❧ underwear hc, and ❧♡ more belated thoughts
°❧ a/b/o ramble
From the Calendar Boy Collection
❧ February (smut snippet)
C. Cassmore
♡۩ pick me up
hc catch up - SEE MULTIPLE SECTION
♡ domestic ramble (req)
R. Floyd
❧ The Hand that Sates (drabble)
❧ baby fever (snippet)
❧ cuffed (drabble)
❧ shower sex (snippet/hc, req)
۩° chatter (req)
From the Calendar Boy Collection
♡ February (drabble)
♡ March (drabble)
R. Gauthier
From the Calendar Boy Collection
♡۩ September
B. Mears
❧° the one with the werewolf (req)
From the Calendar Boy Collection
❧ November
M. Miller
❧ good wife (snippet/req)
۩ his housewife thing hc (req)
♡ boys on film
From the Calendar Boy Collection
۩ January
R. Reynolds
see ALL RETIRED FANDOMS
T. Stevens
From the Calendar Boy Collection
° October (req drabble)
J. Weaver
° Post-therapy hcs (reqs)
From the Calendar Boy Collection
❧ October (drabble)
Media
Marvel
Who I'll Write (organized by the phase they were introduced in and again not extensive, just who i thought of off the top):
Phase One; Anthony "Tony" Stark/Iron Man; Bruce Banner/Hulk; (Platonic) Natasha Romanov/Black Widow; Thor Odinson; Loki Odinson/Laufeyson; Bucky Barnes/The Winter Soldier is currently unavailable
Phase Two; Samuel "Sam" Wilson, Captain America - Previously Falcon
Phase Three; Peter Parker/Spiderman; (Platonic) Ava Starr/Ghost
Phase Four; (Platonic) Yelena Belova/White Widow; John Walker/US Agent; Alexei Shostakov/The Red Guardian is currently unavailable
Phase Five; Bob Reynolds/Sentry is currently unavailable
Phase Six; Johnny Storm/Human Torch; Reed Richards/Mr Fantastic
What I've Already Written:
Phase One
L. Odinson/Laugeyson
a sweet breeding (req)
A. Stark
brat!tony (req)
Phase Four
Y. Belova (platonic)
a quick thought
Breakfast at Midnight (brother!reader)
J. Walker
A (req) character analysis
From the Calendar Boy Collection
July (snippet)
Some other bullshit
Other Masterlists
Calendar Boy Series
Retired Characters/Fandoms
WIP Lists
Christmas Ask List [Completed 22 Dec 2026]
Ask about WIPs/Tag Game [accurate as of 19 Mar 2026]
cw: fluff, allusions to time-period typical feelings on sexuality
a/n: i'm trying something with the banner. i needed a break from a req and then this happened, so here's a quick little thing, ending is kinda weak and a little sappy bc i'm a sucker for that kind of shit
it wasn’t just once with the man on those tapes. miles lied for that man, broke the rules, went against managements’ instruction. for you.
and for your part, you were hard to distrust. hard for miles to be indifferent to.
he was used to being ignored and shushed. waved off and summoned by big names, like they were his sole focus. and sometimes, they were. for different reasons than those names thought.
it was a cosmic kindness, miles always figured. those people weren’t very nice, but discretion wasn’t as much a priority with them. as long as the snap of their fingers was followed by a ‘what can i do for you?’ they never really paid much mind to him. sure, they’ve been a few incidents. a few names who seemed to think miles’ service was apart of the hospitality. misunderstandings, management always reassured.
bonuses and hindsight, and whatnot.
you weren't a big name, or really any name, not yet. but you were supposed to be, after those tapes that miles never delivered. become one anyway for much less salacious reasons.
but you didn't yell, didn't push. didn’t complain when he made your drink wrong the first time. or the fourth. mostly kept to yourself and tipped well, irregardless of how deserving of it miles was (which often, wasn’t very). and at first, miles had been worried there wouldn’t be a tape to send at all.
even now, looking back through it, there isn’t much of one. you’re half out of your clothes. left in in undershirt and slacks.
your- it’s not like you’re naked. it just feels indecent to look at you without all those nice garmets. miles flushed something horrible that night in your room. he stood stiff at the door, could hardly look at you. and you laughed, short and breathy. ‘you, mr-?’
‘miller.’
‘mister miller, you are,’ nothing. you never finished that sentence. you’d jolted up where you were, sat up straighter. sobriety washing over you suddenly. ‘i don’t exp- uh, you,’ you’d gestured towards him, like you could pull the words from were he stood, ‘you’re, you,’ stumbling over words until you managed, ‘you don’t owe me,’ a beat. hestitent and gentle. ‘favors. i didn’t ask you to my room for that.’
it was strange. still is, miles supposes. there’d been so much anxiety over the kind of hospitality he’d be expected to give. from management. from you, because he really did want to like you. miles thought that invitation to your room would ruin that. he’d been waiting for your command. waiting to endure. and then he didn’t.
he’d almost been disappointed. he was disappointed.
you were kind and earnest. you were real and interesting and interested in miles. part of him wanted to end up in bed with you. wanted you to use to use him.
fingers careful on the roll, he skips down the film, towards the end. the part that might’ve been enough. not quite what management wanted. not as shocking or obscene. it’s not even a good angle, but then miles hadn’t really been thinking about it when he found himself curled up in the chair in the corner of the room. just to the side of one of the beds. didn’t really expect you, languid and comfortable, to push yourself back up. didn’t expect your hand light at his jaw or the ghost of your lips on his.
it doesn’t make great video. you can make out what’s happening well enough if you follow down the tape. if you haven’t seen it before.
miles only admitted he’s looked at, that he kept it, later. on another trip. because you came back. you tend to find your way back to the el royale, back to miles, every few months. you mentioned it, every once in a while. the night, not the recording.
it’s nice having someone like you. a friend, miles mentally labelled you. it’s a tricky label. doesn’t feel terribly accurate, but thinking about the words that feel closer to the truth bubbles something sickly in his throat.
only this last time did miles have the courage to mention it.
and you wanted to see it.
“is that it?”
“the, uh, right before.” the kiss. because that’s not the part you wanted to see. not quite. you just seem fixated on the after. right when you pulled back, when you hovered over him for a moment. when his lip quivered and his eyes were big.
you lean over his shoulder, muttering a quick sorry when he tenses under your hand. “you can barely see it.”
“i said it probably wouldn’t-”
“i know.” you press a kiss to his shoulder. he can't feel it over his knitted top, but he watches. always a little in awe over how freely you give your affection. “just wanted to check.” you bump him, “kinda wanted to see it. us.”
it's so simple.
you didn't even really think about saying that.
but it does get you something close to that doey eyed look. it's not as exaggerated, but just as darling. like “you were made for film, baby.”
i feel like i should've added this to the omegaverse post, but didn't think about it til now. if jordan's did present as an omega, he'd absolutely try to baby trap you
alternatively, putting these rambles [relationship, sex life - jordans the last one in both] in an omegaverse setting, i think one of those big blow up fights, one of the ones that's gets jordan into a rehabilitation program is exactly this. after weeks or months of mostly (drunk?) unprotected sex. and maybe you know that he's trying to do that, maybe you don't. jordan doesn't quite admit that it's what he's doing (if you're paying attention, you could probably piece it together) but he does throw out, "so just fuck me and our kid, then," or something of the like during an argument. and i don't think it's something he thought about, or even really knows if it's true (yet). and whether or not you even believe him is a whole other issue but that info drop does stop the conversation, just completely kills it. suddenly that argument means nothing in the face of whatever this new shit is.
i think it's a different and fun way for jordan to get into rehab, because there's so many factors at play that change motives on both sides. bc he might be lying. he might believe it, but just be wrong. again, you might believe. or maybe you're feigning belief to get him help. to get him away from you. even if it has to be through false promises and ultimatums.
i feel like i should've added this to the omegaverse post, but didn't think about it til now. if jordan's did present as an omega, he'd absolutely try to baby trap you
i like to think bob reynolds was an omega before the sentry project but the serum altered him so much and made him an alpha. another struggle for him to fret about... hehe
[context]
similar but slightly contradictory - i think it kind of works like that, like i think all those super serums certainly causes some kind of sexual dysfunction and definitely dampens secondary sex characteristics (the first few ruts and heats become horribly unpredictable because of the influx in hormones, but settle and become mild but a bit more uncomfortable once they settle; alphas can't knot, omega's can't produce slick; so on and so forth), and as a result causes early menopause for any presentation, or depending on the canon, a forth "faux" presentation that's most similar to a beta presentation with irregular/erratic symptoms.
if bob were an omega before pre serum, i can certainly see how he'd think he's becoming an alpha, and getting wigged out and horrified by it. i don't think he'd be the most open about these changes either, so he's just kinda quietly panicking and fretting until he works up the courage to tell another thunderbolt, a doctor, or someone just figures it out.
just reread the part of the abo post where you asid that rhett is ****most likely**** an alpha and im curious what do you think the rest of lewis pullman characters most likely are, just like listened out or something
-🫧(maybe? i aksed something a few days ago with that one at least)
hello!!
[og post for context]
tillerson anon? if so, yes, 🫧 is free and yours for the taking! im working on a few reqs atm so i haven't gotten past the thinking about it part for the tillerson reader post, but something like this i can do over a break.
here is every pullman character that i write/have written for as what i think they most likely would be. this is just quick initial thoughts. if you have any questions/want a more indepth why just comment or hit my inbox.
spoilers to like everything ahead, obviously.
alpha
rhett abbott (outer range), link to that ramble above.
miles miller (bad time at the el royale), for similar reasons to rhett, miles is very fun to put in the omegaverse bc there's no "good option", but like i would presume an omega would not be allowed to enlist in the 50's/60's, even in they were a man. beta is also totally plausible, but again, kinda vibes kinda not. miles is deeply uncomfortable with his "nature" (read: social conditioning) and being an alpha is pretty in line with that.
beta
cameron cassmore (remarkably bright creatures), another link.
robert 'bob' floyd (top gun: maverick), he's a freak, might have fantasies of being something else, but i think it stays there. bob is a smart level headed guy, if were an omega, i don't think he'd bother with the navy, sure it's allowed. but worth all the bullshit? nah. alpha feels unlikely to me as well, but again that's veering more into vibes. he just feels beta to me.
harrison knott (press play), this one is purely vibes. he's dead for most of that movie and we're presumably seeing him through laura's memories for most of the movie rather than what he's really like, which makes him hard to pass judgement on. all that being said, look at him and tell me i'm wrong.
ben mears (salems' lot), this is based solely on my belief that ben would probably rely on suppressants pretty heavily if he were alpha or omega, not out of shame, just would find heats/ruts more a distraction. it'd piss him off more than anything else to forget his prescription and i don't think he's organized enough to really keep track of a script throughout all the partying and road-trips. there's a certain lack of forethought to his character that makes beta make the most sense to me.
omega
todd stevens (the line), part of it is vibes, i'll be real with you. it fits the dl rich boy thing he has going on. another part of it is, from what little we see of him, he's more pacifying rather than domineering when it comes to manipulating or being the adult in the room. as an omega, i think he's just really clever about hiding it and using his "nature" (again, read social conditioning) to his advantage.
can't quite place
rocco gauthier (riff raff), rocco's fun like rhett is and maybe i'll ramble about him too later. but he's not as easy to pin down for a most likely like rhett or cameron is. i do think he could work as any presentation, realistically. and i kinda loev every version
william lee (the testament of ann lee), william is a little complicated because he's another that could be anything. i lean more towards beta or omega, simply because he doesn't feel like he was ever socialized as an alpha. but i could see him being socialized as a beta, or as omega and trying to hide it. putting omegaverse in historical and religious contexts makes it this extra tricky. just off the top, i think a male omega or female alpha (probably ann lee) would be seen negatively in most religious contexts, and would probably be seen as synonymous with queerness. or it'd be some kind of superstition. not that either would need it, but either of the lee's having a 'nontraditional' presentation could be another push to involve themselves in the shakers, who seem to be more accepting of women in non-tradition (for the time) roles. it'd likely make william much more eager to delve into a totally sexless existence, because it makes his non-alpha status, and any implications that come from it, meaningless.
major "caleb" major major (catch-22), hard to put one down for him. because of how many issues his name caused, i feel like he goes against what i said for miles and could be anything. i'm inclined to lean towards beta or omega, but that's more vibes than anything else.
robert 'bob' reynolds (thunderbolts), another one that's similiar to rocco and rhett, i could see him as anything. and he will be deeply uncomfortable with any presentation. there's just a different flavor of discomfort and shame for every presentation.
jordan weaver (skincare), god what a nightmare he'd be if he were anything but a beta, that being said, while i have no idea which i do think he'd be an alpha or omega. i think he'd become obsessed with someone of the opposing presentation and just terrorize them as usual, using their opposing presentation as a proof of a deeper connection with his obsession (ex. complimentary traits)
hey, cameron anon back at it again. i read your a/b/o headcanons for rhett and i agree with it all honestly. i am curious about what do you think about cameron...?
hello cameron anon!
[cameron context, rhett context]
so the thing about cameron being in an a/b/o is i don't think he would really care. his presentation, his partners, it doesn't matter. doesn't change really anything for cameron
can't imagine him being fussed about different scents or mating cycles or really having much of an internal struggle with any presentation - not to say he wouldn't be affected or influenced by it, but he'd have a strong indifference to all of it. it makes cameron's interactions with in an a/b/o setting than investigate his (meager) personal feelings being in one. honestly, i think the mostly likely scenario is that he's a beta. just not very attuned to a/o dynamic, not very involved. it makes him the worst person to talk to relationships about, which scans with canon, just adds a different flavor to it. like his childhood best friends end up together, elizabeth and brad. and god forbid they presented as alpha or omega, because like they both had to have talked to him at some point. said something about the other ("gross"), a scent ("uh, just ignore it?"), mentioned dealing with heats or ruts ("is it really that hard to just," motioning a loose fist, which is way more embarrassing than if he'd just say 'jerk off'). at the very least brad probably would've - they were teenage boys together. any and every time anything relating to the alpha/omega experience comes up, he handles it with the same tact and grace he always has, which is none.
and like, before i go on, i feel it important to say that like in my understanding and interpretation of the omegaverse, alpha, beta, and omega all kind of exist on separate but overlapping spectrums. like heats and ruts can be agonizing and intense. for some, probably for most/the more vocal of society. but it's not like that for everyone. there is no one human experience and i think a/b/o is the most fun when it reflects that. i say this bc i think it obv, but also bc i think cameron is on the more mellow/chill ends of those spectrums, regardless if he's an alpha or omega. like sure he's maybe had a handful of heats or ruts that have been rough - who hasn't, but by and large most of them aren't so bad. certainly nothing you'd hear about in a book or show. and maybe thats common maybe that's not, depends on the rules you set for your omegaverse.
the only thing i can see being a notable difference if he were an alpha or omega, would be how he's perceived. if he's an alpha he's seen as kind of an idiot but chill. one of the good ones. like he will always be kind of oblivious to the sexism and double standards in an a/b/o (in a not dissimilar vein to people who believe there is no sexism anymore bc feminism fixed it a while ago and is no longer needed), like he'll listen and sympathize/empathize when someone of any presentation laments about those kind of problems, but doesn't get that it's systemic. just kinda thinks it sucks, but it's just how things are in cameron's mind. on the other side of it, he's viewed a bit less favorably as an omega. he's a character who just doesn't do shit if he thinks it's dumb, so he doesn't really care about what he "should do" as an omega and doesn't feel much pressure to. again, no small part of this is a lot of those symptoms and traits that come with an alpha or omega presentation are really mild in cameron (sense of smell isn't as heightened so pheromones aren't as overwhelming/can't be used against him as effectively, mild ruts/heats so he never really had a need for suppressants, there's a lot of socialization that likely didn't happen given everything with his mom)
across all presentations, he probably attracts a lot of more assertive omegas, and laid-back or just submissive alphas. as an alpha, he's probably pretty attractive initially bc he's so laid back on gender roles and dynamics. deeper into the relationship gets a bit more complicated, surely esp before the events of rbc partners feel kind of duped because he doesn't really take of himself and is pretty selfish in a relationship for non-a/b/o socialization reasons. like he is just like that. during or after rbc, it's different because he does become a lot more independent with physical needs and more open emotionally throughout the story. as an omega, i think he tends to attract alpha's who think they can "fix" him, one's that think they can make him a good wife, which they can't. like he'll carry his weight (again during or after rbc), but he'll never feel pressured into taking care of that shit for someone else. and he has a very "then what do i need you for" attitude in any and every fight he has with one of these alpha's.
in reference to something i said here, i think cameron can almost never sit still, especially during a movie or a show. like he has to be invested for that happen, and there's just not that much visual media he's into like that. like him watching a movie with you is more existing around you and just sorta bouncing from project to project - chores, a music thing, whatever - around you.
occasionally he'll do that dad stance when a scene or a line catches his attention and gets horrendously butthurt over it if you point it out.
(also istg this is the last post for the day, i feel like ive blown up notifs enough today :P)
i do think if you were interested in feminization, lingerie, or anything that leads to rhett in women's clothes, rhett would not take it well. again not at first.
especially if it's in the beginning, after you find out, or maybe he shares his preference for a hipster or classic cut instead of boxers, it's a fight. there's no hands thrown or cruel sentiments in raised voices. just quiet. a few comments about weird kinks or that gay shit here and there - that's what he calls a fight between you two at least. when he's pissy and trying to get a rise out of you, get you where he is. that's how most fights with rhett go, really. it's a little different if you don't know any the underwear thing, yet. he's still quiet, but not shitty.
i don't think how long you've been in a relationship really matters with this one. it's more timing. how its worded. because rhett thinks he prefers direct communication. he thinks he prefers it, but he can't. not always. with plain things sure. updates about chorin' or dinner or plans. the day to day things. but not with more delicate things. not with sex. he needs to be eased and comforted into having the conversation.
it's not quite a yes you'll get. like he won't do anything he feels is too feminine or too complicated. a full set - bralette, stockings, the works - is a no. he's not going for it, esp not right out the gate. but a simple slip could be ok. maybe a night shirt meant for women.
rhett will feel ridiculous the first few times (because he will do it again because he likes it it's your kink and your reaction will be more a turn on that entire situation is a turn off). he's not a small man. sure, he's not build like a shit brick house like his dad, he's more on the lean side of things. just doesn't have the build for it. yet, there you are, looking at him like put the stars in the sky himself. slack jawed, in awe. like he's a pretty little thing, instead of an idiot in ill-fitting nightwear. it's far to tight on his chest, tighter than rhett's comfortable with and near baggy around his hips. it's shorter too. shorter than he anticipated. fabric just barely grazes the top of his thigh and if it weren't for the panties that came with it; that are a much more scant cut than he's used to, one that barely holds his dick; he doubts the slip would cover it.
it's raw and exposed in a way rhett would struggle to articulate if he tried. but he doesn't. and when you're kneeling in front of him, shifting the front of the underwear aside to take his dick in your mouth, hand raking up the nightgown, it's one of the hottest things he's ever experienced - another tidbit just between him and hedgestone. he doesn't try to put words to that either. just pulls you over him the moment you pull off, with a sudden need for you. even if the intention wasn't to fuck him before, it's something he needs now.
rhett will rarely, if ever ask for it (it's less of an ask and more of a 'already dressed when you get home' situation that, make it a decade in, you'd be able to count on one hand every time that's happened), but he's much less likely to turn you down when you ask.
dirty talk is always hit or miss for rhett. usually a miss, or he'll ignore you. when those pretty little pieces of clothes are included in the bedroom, i think he can handle praise more than he usually can. i think i've put it somewhere (or at least i shouldve) that he can praise when its about his body, not him. compliments are much the same.
being told he's being good, you're proud of him. that's too much, you sound silly, you don't know what you're saying. all responses you've heard from rhett enough that he doesn't have to say them for you to know he's thinking it. he has no idea what his face does, or you just read minds and lie about it. but you know. you stop yourself most of the time. occasionally test the waters. it's how you find out his appearance is on the table. it's how you (both) found out about his thing with the word pretty. being called it. i think being called pretty is a bit more intense, holds a bit more weight when he's wearing one of the night gowns or women's underwear in a way rhett vehemently denies. a way you should absolutely take advantage of.
heyyyy i was wondering do you have any domestic/soft headcanons about cameron?
hello!!!
yeth, i do!
cameron cassmore x masc reader domestic headcanons
cameron is someone who before the beginning of the relationship, when you're just talking is fun. and i think once you're established, it's fun too, but that in-between bit can be difficult.
before you're together, i think he's a bit awkward, in a not knowing to not say that type of way.
this isn't as present in the movie, but it's kind of implied cameron has some kind of special interest/hyperfixation with animals. specifically reptiles and aquatic life. several times through out the book he just spouts or thinks about random factoids that he can't remember why he knows. at a few points, he brushes it off as 'i prolly googled it out of curiosity'. it's something he rattles off when relevant (aunt jeanne's garden, a few times at the aquarium). and tends to think about when he's idle. i think it's something that would come out when he's nervous as well, so every date you leave with at least a handful of factoids.
i don't think he's good at deciphering the difference between a date and a hangout with someone who's romantically interested, so a lot of the (rare) dates he plans are much much more casual. like coffee dates don't really occur to him. he's more of a 'go to the supermarket and watch the live lobsters fight' date kind of guy. there's a fic someone wrote about him bringing you to the aquarium after hours. it's gender neutral, i believe. and the way that's written/how it plays how feels incredibly on brand for him. and if you plan more formal dates, i don't think he's opposed, i just don't think cameron would think of that.
after you're in a relationship, once he's comfortable, feels like he has his footing, i think he's someone who gets weird about his partner a little quicker than most. in that way most couples do. he likes to bother you. do bits and little jokes to himself to an audience of none while you're turned away. like he's deeply unserious with his person, i do believe that. he'll ask if anyones home and interrupt with a 'huh?' when you start answering. oh, you were writing something? he took the pencil. you're doing something and don't notice? he'll mime a one-sided fight with you. sometimes he'll just follow you around your place, noodling on his guitar. he stands in front of shows your watching. he'll decline to watch a movie, only to join you halfway through with a list of questions. some of them are on purpose, some of them aren't. the line between which is which is impossible to make out.
i do think he likes to keep busy. i think he generally has a hard time sitting still. if he can't find a little home project to start (or god forbid, the apartment complex won't allow him to just fix whatever he finds - from experience they tend to not like that), he'll just follow you. bother you with questions, fill the silence with random thoughts or whatever he's been researching recently. if he can ever get around the 'nerd shit' of it all i think he'd really like ttrpgs, or card games like mtg. i doubt he'd play much, but the systems themselves would be fun for him to learn about. it'd be another thing for him to ramble at you about. bc there's a good bit of that in your relationship. any information he comes across that he's excited about or thinks you'll find interesting is rambled at you at least once or twice. more if you don't stop him, let him know he told you already. he has a fantastic memory for information, just not things he's said.
you never have to trick him into doing shit, he's an adult. pretty avoidant when he doesn't wanna do something. like he might say the word no but you can tell when a ill get to it is a im not doing that. but if you're already doing chores or something around the house he's been putting off and he's following you, rambling, he's going to help. he'll barely notice it's happening, far too focused on you. talking to you. watching how you look at him, to notice he's done most of the dishes or taken out the trash. or whatever other side project or chore you were working on.
some other thoughts about rhett bc he plagues my mind. a/b/o thoughts
rhett's such a fun character to plop into the omegaverse because i simply can't imagine him being comfortable with himself or his own body because of those secondary sex characteristics. like beta is the closest to comfortable he'd be, but he would feel weird about it. in his mind he should be more dominant, should be an alpha (or omega, but he'd rather not think about that) like the rest of his family, because most of the abbott's probably are alpha's. it feels that way to me (they all have this seeming instinctive need to care for eachother in terms of carrying burdens rather than expressing affection or being soft with each other - for/with amy being the exception - which feels like something that'd be an alpha social norm in an a/b/o setting. i see cecelia and royal as alpha x alpha, but i could see an argument for alpha cece and an emotionally constipated beta royal) and like perry is kind of the favorite. their parents put a lot more focus and energy on him. and i get part of it is amy, she's down a parent. but they do pretty consistently either forget or just ignore his existence. he fucks off for like half a season, no one's seen him in like a week and, if memory serves, and there's not much of an attempt to find him or reach out. all this is to say, i think normally rhett feels like kind of an outsider in his family and being a beta wouldn't help. he'd resent that he never presented as anything, as much as he's glad for it. it'd just be something else to blame this distance he feels with his family (though i think he kind of does like that emotional distance he feels from his family, that's a ramble for another post tho).
being an alpha would be a nightmare and i think worst case scenario for rhett internally. it's also the most likely scenario, imo. i think he wouldn't really be comfortable with the social expectations placed on him and it's part of what lands him in so many fights. like he is a bit of a hothead, sure. but i also think part of it is trying to prove to himself that he's a good alpha. hide from everyone else that he's a bad one. because most fights we see him in/try to start are on someone else's behalf (the only exception of this i can think of at the moment is the one with perry in the kitchen), despite the person he's fighting for really not wanting that. he never really fights on his own behalf and i think that's pretty closely related to his belief that he's a bad alpha. and by societal standards he probably would be. like rhett doesn't do much for himself and doesn't really stand up for himself. like if he's personally hurt by something, not as a brother or a son or an abbott, but as rhett he doesn't really say anything. his plan initially was to just leave and not say a word about it to his family (another thing im not sure im remember right: i believe there was a a few scenes where he tried and it was just kind of inconvenient and he was already pissed at his family, so he just gave up and said nothing). i can't imagine him being comfortable being the head of the house or the dominant partner in a relationship (or being in a relationship where he feels there is a dominant partner). like rhett would not be a bad alpha on an interpersonal level and i think a lot of people would appreciate how chill he is, that feels like how most people that aren't rhett would see it. but he wouldn't and he'd be so uncomfortable with how he presented.
being an omega isn't worse exactly, but it is its own horror. there's the whole aspect of being different from his family, like with being a beta. depending on the universe rules, especially if it's super rare, being a male omega is just wildly embarrassing to him. rhett will be on suppressants for a long while, if not forever. fights are just as prevalent for pretty similar reasons to the alpha section. trying to convince himself he can be an alpha, a good one. that if he doesn't think about it, keeps taking those suppressants, hides that he's not an alpha well enough that others think he is, it's basically the same thing. if everyone thinks it's right, it's as good as. that being said, there's certain stereotypes for an omega that i think he'd take a lot of comfort in (bc i think a/b/o shit isn't anything more than the biological stuff, the rest is just built in sexism). ive said before i think rhett enjoys the more domestic parts of life. he'd like those aspects of it. laundry and grocery lists. the details of home life. he doesn't want them to be his sole responsibility, but he enjoys getting to it before his partner can. he wouldn't like being a homemaker, if it's known that he's an omega. something he can't hide, like something his parents talked about when he was a kid, when he presented, rhett would be perpetually off-put by the expectation that he would be someone's housewife. and i don't think the tillerson's would leave him alone. moreso to piss his family off than actual interest, but it would be an ongoing plot throughout his life. (a fun plot idea could be instead of wayne demanding for a night with cecelia in exchange for the land, it could be rhett's hand for one of his living son's {m! reader maybe(?)}, or himself. doesn't matter that everyone would be miserable about it, if anything that might make the whole thing more enticing for wayne).
i do think regardless of his presentation, he'd be attracted to alpha's. and like he certainly has a type within that. like he prefers a more dominant partner, but rhett doesn't want to feel like he's weak or submissive in a relationship (even tho in a very nonsexual way he tends to be. he pretty consistently looks to his partner for what to do. for permission. ex. leaving town, being interviewed by the deputy on the street). it's a connection he either holds a certain amount of shame for; typical for an omega, emasculating as an alpha, bizarre to have a preference as a beta; or just refuses to acknowledge.
rando rhett hc that ive had this idea for a minute but felt awkward posting, before i remembered im a pervertfreak and this is my pervertfreak account and this is wildly vanilla in comparison to my usual, methinks.
rhett wears women’s underwear.
not at all time. certainly not on night he’s riding. never on a date. not purpose. and it’s mostly cheap ones with simple or no design on them. it’s not really a thing for him, aesthetically or sexually, it truly is just more comfortable cut of undergarment. but he will take it to his grave. and maybe rhett has a few nicer ones. all meant to be gifts for girlfriends past. if he has them, rhett would convince himself of that much at least.
and like, it could be a sex thing sometimes. occasionally it is. when he’s in a mood that drives at least a couple towns over. a mood that lands him between whatever guy hits on him first and a shitty bar bathroom wall. it happens sometimes. if you’re in a relationship, something akin to these [relationship, sex life] rambled hc one, i think it’d be another of those kinks he doesn’t really see as a kink. it’s just a thing sometimes. it’s hard to say if he’d appreciate you getting him a pair either. it’d really depend on how deep into the relationship you are. like too early and it’s humiliating in the bad way, and worse if you don’t mean it as a sexual gift. it’s awkward. it’s fucked up. it’s a dig at him. later into a relationship, one that’s stable and yes, it’s still horribly embarrassing. you’ll still get a little red tinging his ears, but he’s not upset. he’s not pissed. it’s more endearing. something’s he can take it as a sweet thing.
i just had a stupid specific idea of when he was younger, like late teens-early twenties wearing a pair of an old girlfriends underwear. maybe as a joke, maybe because she was into it. or maybe by complete accident. maybe it wasn’t even a partner, just a hookup he stumbled out of the next morning with some of the wrong clothes. whatever the circumstance, rhett liked it. he kept doing it, liking having a private thing he has. something harmless, comfortable. something that feels bigger than it is. something just for him.
I have ideas for Miles x Bob R and a Will x Bob R fic where Miles and Will have powers, but how do we think others characters would be if they have superpowers?
Cameron has real reluctant mutant vibes. Like, it's maybe something he inherited from Erik but only through finding Tova does he understand what his powers are. Probably something music or ocean related... More the "wants to be left alone" kind of hero forced into helping to protect the town/Tova, or as a way to prove himself.
Bob F is real captain America type. Can fly along with Top Gun and develop a tag team with Bob and Sam. Also totally Clark Kent's with the glasses.
Thomas Keefer... Now he's fun. Like the shadowy dude behind Valentina who tries to coup for power in government. Or he's secretly the right hand for the villain the Thunderbolts are trying to defeat and uses Bob to take them down and then take over the organisation, and either reforms because of working with Bob or stays grey/evil for a Hero x villain AU 👀
Harrison is like, stuck, flickering through the multiverse. He's not supposed to be alive, so the universe, and I'm sure there are some bullshit dumb multiverse police (am I right @lalalunascope ??) are trying to take him out but Bob refuses to let those boobies that nice man die.
Oh and Dan with that guy following him around? Well 👀 make him evil Jordan controlling him to get Bob's attention...
if you're going by marvel rules, harrison is a nightmare for the tva (basically the multiverse police). there'd also be the timelords for dr who, which don't typically deal in the multiverse/other dimensions, but have before out of necessity. there's certainly a bunch of fun opportunities for chaos to just follow this p chill dude, esp depending on how aware he is of just casually walking through dimensions. (i presume rhett's ability would be similar to harrison's, just skipping through time unwillinging/unable to stop, instead of universes.) although it also could be a thing of where he's not really alive, just so dimensionally displaced that's he's reliving/re-enacting things that happened when he was alive. like a ghost that isn't tied to anywhere so he appears everywhere. or OR, super tangentially - he could be a like a reoccurring buffy-dawn scenario where he's some type of manifested energy disguised as a person. he's always doomed to meet an "untimely" fate bc it's a temporary date, but he never knows he's not quite a person, unless he's told. never really remembers any of his "past lives".
also as a fun side thought, love the idea of jordan having some kind of mindreading or empath shit going on that he simply cannot turn off. a power that he's had before he came *like that* and could be why he's like that. esp if he starts using to cope, and becomes deluded by the "meaning" of his power
