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yo why did they even stop making bionicle like that shit was dope af fam reblog if relation

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i’m sure all of you thought i had forgotten about my one true love: sprite soda. ah, but my love will never die. my thirst cannot be quenched. i will always crave it, need it. you cannot stop me. i can no longer stop myself. i shall  c o n s u m e

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do you ever feel//

like someone with a cold// your nose is all stuffed up// or is that just the mold//

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a post about FNM

Friday Night Megaman

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s.o.s.

my DM has made the decision for the penultimate boss fight of our campaign to be a colossal, world-eating, cosmic level feline. what a catastrophe.

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new modern jutsu list for edgy teens

chair no jutsu kirb no jutsu i don’t feel so good no jutsu please just let me die the world is agony no jutsu gamecube startup no jutsu

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hold up!

y’all bitches talkin’ ‘bout MTG the Gathering?!

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Forewarning

Yeah I got into Magic the Gathering so that’s gonna occupy quite a few posts now. Have fun in my... Swamp >:3c

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WHOOHOOOOOOO

i’m back.

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Moo, motherfucker.

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ideas are hidden

running a d20modern campaign for some friends, and i took a lot of liberty with “modern”. it was more a future scenario than a modern one. so they were gonna fend off a plot to overthrow some borderline peaceful druids by the city (read: slaughter) and in my mind, the city had mechs. so my devilish side came out and instead of just doing the normal thing, i made a mech out of bionicle pieces. stats and all, this thing was a beast. 

...

then one of my players f*cking PURPOSEFULLY activated the SD sequence to blow it up

after i told him the explosion would destroy the building they were in

and after i ooc warned him that they probably wouldn’t survive

he went and did it

all their characters died, but they beat government.

this post had a point, but i lost it. i guess it would be “bionicles can be used for dnd”. have a good day

(DISCLAIMER I DID NOT KILL THEM TOO EARLY. WE WERE LOOKING FOR A WAY TO END THE CAMPAIGN BUT I FIGURED THEY WOULD AT LEAST SURVIVE UNTIL THE LAST BOSS FIGHT. THEY WERE ALL IN AGREEMENT AND WE ARE NOW PLAYING OUR LATEST 5E ADVENTURE :D )

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petition to have Edward Elric and some other character(probably Mustang)’s voice actors read the scene with the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Roy: “I think we should end it there, Fullmetal.”

Ed: “Nonono! We’re not finished here!”

Roy: “What about that?”

Ed: “What, this?” *gestures* “Nothin’ but a scratch!”

Roy: “A scratch? Your arm’s off!”

Ed: “No it isn’t! Hey! Stop leaving! GET BACK HERE AND FIGHT M”

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Ignis: *slams daggers on table* THAT'S IT!!

The guys: ???????

Ignis: I'VE COME UP WITH A NEW RECIPEH!!!

The guys: ?????!?!?!?!?!?!!?

Ignis: *carving up the camping equipment* "DELICIOUS AAAAAAND NUTRITIOUS!!!!!!" :DDDDDDDD

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someone, i believe, has lain a finger (or more) unto my italian pasta dish

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those of you wondering why my content is getting “worse” clearly misunderstood the purpose of this blog. those of you visiting for the first time, however... i’m very sorry.

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if noctis and his pals aren’t in KHIII life will continue as normal and literally nothing will change but I WILL BE UPSET OKAY

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thus, he defied the gods. taking the forbidden fruit into his hand, he glanced at its delectable coloration... its texture... it was simply irresistible. no one could be expected NOT to eat it... right? he braced himself, took a bite, and... was rushed to the hospital and later died because DON’T EAT DETERGENT YOU FUCKS