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Icarus, 30s, he/him, Queer, Still Horny and Unhinged. 🔞

[king-crochet]

I'm not using this blog anymore

so you should follow @thekingofcrochet where I'm unflagged and posting

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Tits…

… or ass?

vote in the tags for your fave 🍈? 🍑?

see more of both? —> 🍈🍑

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For the month of June I did a masturbation challenge: I masturbated (almost) everyday and recorded it.

Part of the reason was that I masturbate all the time - at least once if not twice a day.

The other reason that I learned as I was doing the challenge was that I wanted record of how normal masturbating is.

Some of my videos were like 3 minute long. The finale video is close to 30 minutes of continuous stimulation. I think the average length of the videos (pre-finale) was 5-6 minutes.

Sometimes I was already horny. Sometimes I had to remember to do the challenge. It was work.

Will I take a break from jerking it? No! I love masturbating! I love reading smut/watching porn* and then making myself feel good! You just maybe won’t see it unless I decide to record and put it up!

Masturbating is my “me time”. I get to have my fantasies and explore my body and do what I want.

I am my own selfish lover and if I want to cum until I’m so overstimulated I can’t handle it or of I want to tease myself until a light touch sends me over the edge, then I get to be in charge of that.

If you want to witness the evidence, subscribe (it’s on sale).

*I am a subscriber and patron of ethical porn creators.

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I’m doing a month long challenge on ✨the site✨ so you should subscribe!

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I made another mesh top ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Support my yarn habit

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Anime Boston 2026 Sketchbook Dump

I doodled my feelings & activities when I was cosplay at Anime Boston! You can see that my art style became more clear and consistent as I was drawing more.

I am absolutely obsessed with the Sukuna Drinking Boba pin that I got to make!

Higher Res Images on Kofi

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It's my birthday today!

Gifts are nice but kindness is better. Be kind to others and, most importantly, be kind to yourself today~

http://throne.com/kingcrochet

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My weekend in a nutshell.

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Of course the first person to find you stranded out here is a damn vampire! A damn…hot…uh, very sexy very …*gulp*… um, vampire who is definitely dangerous… not just gorgeous…um-

[model, styling, 📸 - me]

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Let me steal your heart ~❤️~

pics+vids+audio+extras

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come cuddle with me?

or we can do something else…

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Hello!

My job is in the process of letting me go & so in a few months I will be unemployed. Which is…not ideal.

If anyone can help (in whatever ways they can) while I work on getting a new FT job, that would be appreciated!

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The winter can be so dry

let me get you wet~ 😘

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𝕄𝕪 𝟙𝟚 𝕗𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕤 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕣~ 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙 𝕚𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕗𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖?

~𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖~

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I heard we had positive feelings about suspenders…

*clicky clicky*

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Did you know that you can use suspenders to hold up your pants?

I thought people only wore them to be sexy…

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How late night scrolling usually ends up going…

what do you think I’m looking at…