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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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occasionally subtle
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@yuridetector
Happy holidays everybody
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“let women be friends” no. if 2 women share screentime they have to fuck nasty about it forever. on account of because i said so.
actually they don’t really even need to share screentime. if 2 women simply exist in the same piece of media they have to fuck nasty about it forever. such is the law. unfortunate for you if you don’t like it, but this is not a democracy. the dictatorship of yuri enjoyers prevails.
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guys guys.. galex... gal ex... gal sex... GAL SEX
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age gap yuri
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say hurray it's toxic yuri
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the yuri is mandatory. yes, you have to. it is law. goodbye.
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it's always morally correct to put athletes in yuriful situations
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This is yuri, methinks
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astrologers will call them good friends
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This too is yuri.
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I've seen yaoi hands but what are yuri hands? Are there yet other hands?
Here is a quick reference to the main few hand types:
Yaoi Hands- Large and robust
Yuri Hands- Short fingernails
Yogi Hands- Holding picnic basket
Yeti Hands- White haired and strong
Yoni Hands- See "Yuri Hands"
Yoda hands- 3 fingered and green
Vigoda Hands- Wrinkled, and holding a gun in nearly every film
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When will someone pay ME ten thousand dollars to force yuri-ify me
(A Yuri Story About a Girl Who Insists "It's Impossible for Two Girls to Get Together" Completely Falling in Love within 100 Days)
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I found an old journal I kept when I was in elementary school, and when I was like 10-11 I wrote a short story about two dolls (both girls) in Santa's sack of presents together, bonding as they traveled across the world in Santa's sleigh on Christmas Eve. They were scared they were going to be separated and never see each other again, but then it turned out they were going to the same house, and they got to stay together forever.
This too, is yuri
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"why are there so many scissors in this bakery named for yuri?" "you're smart, you'll figure it out"
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Gals being pals-- Florence and Claire with a good excuse to dress up fancy and dance.
Since drawing this they have upgraded to Girlfriends!!! It's yuri!!!
Fun fact: Victorians and Edwardians LOVED having big silly fancy hats to match every dress, so... Their hats are as their avatars! A plague-doctor and a knight.
The Beast and the Knight
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