scaredy wolf

- imogen - 21 - he/him - mobile links: about || kin

[cloudthesamoyed]

[quietly but with passion] aaaaaaaa

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it

[cyborgslayers]

ok *has problems*

[dal-selfships]

oh to be a bored prince who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener boy

[equalitymeanseveryonethesame-de]

oh to be a cute gardener boy who secretely places roses in the prince's room because he is in love with him

[rhulksdiscordkitten]

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain

[wintersbookofmagic]

A tarot deck where The Fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face

[luxwing]

I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living

[oribiys-remade-deactivated20200]

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

[battenna]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[sweetgrassbraids-deactivated202]

*hands you a little lizard* *hands you a little lizard*  *hands you a little lizard*  *hands you a little lizard*  *hands you a little lizard*  *hands you a little lizard*  *hands you a little lizard*  *hands you a little lizard*  *hands you a little lizard*  *hands you a little lizard* “hands you a lil-*

[doppelgender]

got banned from my last dungeons & dragons campaign for insisting that paladin was pronounced like paula deen

[nyctosaurid]

human instincts

ghost detection

no one here knows you but they all hate you

go pet that large predatory animal 

[literary-potato]

Today in “Hozier liked”

[minotauri]

mom said it’s my turn to conjure the old gods

[allerliefste-archive-deactivate]

oh to be a little cat and sit in a windowsill

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: we need to study

brain: hhuuUUUUGUHHGHUHGUHGUHUUH :((( oops SORRY! woopsie doopsies ! we mad ea big ol uhuhfdioufhdsiuiuaksj!!!!!!!????!?!?! :((((((

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

is everyone reblogging this ok

[exhibition-of-vanishing-time]

No

[aidashakur]

Leaving your house & returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

[astraldemise]

skyrim is a bad game because i cant hug my friends or my husband. maybe i want to let the people in my life know i appreciate them dearly even if they just have three lines of base dialogue

[astraldemise]

and before one of you says something like “oh why dont you just play stardew valley or animal crossing or some other game where you get to be nice to people” please understand that i enjoy hunting the city guards for sport but that doesnt mean that im not full of love