How should I handle this guy the king likes more than me and my friends? We gotta get him outta here.
Throw him in the dungeon and let him rot in jail
Drag him to the ocean and have him eaten by a whale
Throw him in the Tigres and let him float awhile
Third option but then sit back and watch him meet a hungry crocodile
Put hun on a camelâs back and ship him off to Ur wit a cowboy hat without a brim
Fifth option but also with a boot without a spur
Give him jelly donuts then take them all away
Fill his ears with cheese balls and his nostrils with sorbet
Use him as a footstool or a table to play scrabble on
Ninth option and then tie him up and beat him up and throw him out of Babylon
Something else thatâs sneaky and might just work