You hear a war horn in the distance, an army of knights made of shadows, ice, stars, and shells approaches, they have ballistas and trebuchets with them
@king-shellistar-offical is here to raid your castle and he isnt playing around
{there is no response, the doors seem almost like they want you to enter}
He retaliates with a kick to the gut
ERGH!
{a lot of stars disappear}
{they grab your leg and throw you into a wall#
He bounces off and lands on his feet, the cracks are bigger and are now softly glowing white
He summons several stars of his own and they fly towards you
The stars instead of glowing they create darkness, the darkness feels cold
{he gets hit repeatedly and falls to the ground} {his jester outfit is flickering between sans’s normal one and the star speckled one}
The king quickly runs up and slaps "sans"
SNAP OUT OF IT! THERE ARE PEOPLE TO PRANK!
THERE ARE?!?!?!?!
Why didn’t you say so sooner????
Because I wanted to see how strong I am compared to dad, he wont let me fight him.
We have to prank @/the-elysium-offical ok?
im a lot weaker then your dad on account of talking to less people just so you know
Still a good test of my powers. You should also see about getting something to stop you from being mind controlled.
Anyways do you have a elevator button on you?
yeah, you need it for somethind?
To fix an elevator and go up a floor. This place has been warped into a poorly made dungeon.
Evryhing I've faught so far besides you has been a waste of my time.
((Been enjoying this a lot, he just has a kingdom to run))
here yo-
*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*
AAHG!!!
ROUND TWO!
FIGHT
{his outfit goes back to the starry one}
ready?
{hes holding something, you hear static}
KNEEL
You are forced to the ground as if an unseen hand was pushing you
{he presses something on it, you find yourself on a cooking show on a chopping board, he is seemingly giant and holding a knife and is trying to dice you up}
Despite all logic he parys the giant blade and jumps forward twards the giant sans
{he catches you by wacking you with a white hot frying pan}
{you feel like you are being flambed}
He goes supernova again!
Evryhing gets really cold
{he swaps something in the device out!}
{you find yourself in an old western standoff against him in what looks like a cowboy movie}
Give me a moment.
He pulls out a crimson vest, hat, and holster both without shadows like he is
He puts them on
He pulls out a rather beautiful silver and peral blue revolver and puts in his holster and gets into position
Somehow he has a perfect Texan accent
You ready partner, because this kingdom ain't big enough for the two of us.
((Gifts from engi))
then you outlaw best go on the run for' i show you why im the sheriff of this ere' town.
Then why dont I show you why they call me the crimson king!
He gets ready to draw the big iron on his hip
{instead of a gun he reaches for the device, he presses a button as what seems to be a vhs tape falls out}
{he inserts a dvd into a different slot}
then go on an' show me.
He smiles wickedly
His teeth are red
BANG, BANG, BANG!
He shoots thrice and 3 crimson bullets pierce right through you!
He spins his gun in a flourish and holsters it.
{before you can even shoot you find yourself in the streets of a city "sans" minions going about their life, a sans minion dressed like a schoolgirl running to school with a piece of toast sticking out of her mouth catches your eye for no apparent reason}
Now what in tarnation!?
This doesn't seem like a very fun fight Mister.
He takes off the cowboy gear
I was hoping to have some fun with that, but someone decided to mess with the channels like a bored child.
Shellistar snaps
Ice spikes go flying in every direction
{they all shatter, the schoolgirl gasps}
How could you?!?
{she taps a little charm on her bag before undertaking magical girl transformation}
I, sailor conch shall strike the dastardly crimson king down for murdering innocent people!!!
He smiles
The world around you goes cold
He puts the hat back on but not the rest of the outfit
He slowly walks towards you, frost spreads form each step like fleeing snakes
{she throws a tiara at you you find that you cant create ice anymore}
He continues to walk forward unbothered
Your own shadow tries to tackle you!
{she lets it tackle her}
Oh No!!!
what am I to do!!!
Your shadow holds you to the ground
Shellistar is in front of you, he pulls out his gun and points it at your head
And who the hell are you!
{a rose is thrown like a dart at your hand nocking the gun away you see skeieconch standing in a high up window wearing a tuxedo and mask}
Need some help?
Tuxedo mask?!?!?
{he jumps down kicking you in the face}
ARG!
he flips over from the kick but lands in a crouch
Not you again! I was jut about to make that brat pay for stoping my ice!
He quickly stands and the rest of his costume suddenly manifests on him
Not today evildoer!
Saylor conch you know what to do!
{he kicks you in the side again, though you see him drop something}
He grunts and slides sideways down the sidewalk
Now yor just making me angry!
He rapidly shoots at skeieconch
{A huge pink laser engulfs you#
((Funnily enough lasers dont harm shellistar))
He collapses as if knocked out
{he takes off the mask}
Good job usagi!
Thanks dad!!!
{she goes back to the normal schoolgirl appearance}
Wanna go get ice cream?
Can I get strawberry?
of course!
{they start walking away}
He waits till they are out of view then gets up and dusts himself off
I wasnt expecting him to have a child...
He walks over and picks up the dropped item
{it looks like a casset tape, labeled “usagi’s favorites”}
Huh... I have an idea.
King shellistar does a full evil villain laugh
SCENE CHANGE!
The crimson king is front of a camra in a hidden basement, all screens within the city show only his broadcast
WELCOME CITIZENS! I hold hostage a verry important tape of your local hero!
If you do not give me the elevator button I seek I shall destroy this cassette tape and reviel their true identity!
He reveals the cassette tape straped to a bomb and a blurred photo of usagi
You have 24 hours to leave the button at this location-
A location appears on the screen
or you can kiss your sweet hero days and best moments goodbye!
The crimson king does a supervillan laugh and the screen goes dark with the broadcast ending
GASP!
What do I do???
You matter more to me then the button ok
{he puts it in the location}
Shellistar takes the button and leaves the cassette tape where the button was leaving note on it to please return it to the local hero
Shellistar returns to the elevator
{the moment you try and leave with the button tuxedo mask kicks you in the face whilst saylor conch grabs the tape}
Shellistar seems genuinely surprised but quickly pulls himself back into character
And here ah thoght you two would have some honor!
Seems I'll have to teach ya both a lesson!
King crimson gets ready for a fight
