An announcement from your most swaggalicious King Troll:
Names were changed to protect the innocent.
By the Gods, you peasants sure seem to be a wild bunch now aren't you?
And then of course Jesus creeping in on you all, but I should be thankful since he did give me the insight scoop and who I am to go question the Son of God?
Now let's see where to begin? How about at the beginning, seems Saint, Sunshine, Lumberjack and Mental Peasants all decided a fun way to kick off the night was by getting shit faced. Now won't you all be feeling that tomorrow? But I digress lets move on shall we? Of course no party is complete without drama, seems Lumberjack let it slip about his little Puppy Dog lover to Goth Peasant. And hmm seems Saint shares his loose lips almost letting slip about a certain well know journalist liking the young ladies to Sunshine. Let's not forget Mental Peasant he didn't seem completely like himself, ain't that right Rich Bitch?
Ah but fun times awaited us all when spin the bottle started. Now some friendly pecks were shared here and there, between friends. Ah what fun but seems some enjoyed it more than other, looking at you Rich Bitch, Cat Woman, and PP. But then Lumberjack and Goth ran off, poor Puppy Dog got left all alone and left with his tail in between his legs. Some money was exchanged in the room, but for what? Sexual favors, drugs, hmm you decide.
Seems PP though just couldn't stand sitting back for long, coincidentally there was a fire in the bathroom. But who done it? Cat Woman, PP, or Saint? Let's hope Lumberjack finds out soon before he spends all his money on party favors instead of remodeling the bathroom. But seems PP be getting chummy with Rich Bitch, you'd think Mental would have something to say about that but seems he's finally seen the light. Sunshine has captured that little ball of crazy's heart or...at least part of it. Sunshine seems head over heels for this young psycho path, let's hope things don't end to badly. Watch out Sunshine, don't wanna end up on an episode of Criminal Mind, now do we? Poor Mental can't seem to make up his mind, then again seems his mind is quite a dark and scary place these days.
No one said love was easy now did they? Especially with you little fuck ups. Looking at you Lumberjack, now partying hard is fun but don't make such an ass of yourself next time. Especially for poor Cat Woman's sake, poor little peasant just want some love, but don't force it now, you hear? Left much the same Puppy Dog did, ah Lumberjack will you ever learn not to hurt people? Seems Goth and Saint hit some rough waters as well, or maybe just Saint. Yes folks we have an eyewitness, our savior himself who saw Saint skinny dipping in the hot tub, bet Goth got quite the eyeful, eh?
Now PP and Rich Bitch got quite close by the of the night, Mental seemed wrapped up with Sunshine and Goth and Saint where off by the tub something about love and trust and all that fuzzy shit. All wrapped up in their own little bubbles not like anybody was dying...oh wait. Lumberjack seems like he can't handle it anymore and tried to off himself again. Lucky for his plaid ass Mental and Sunshine got him down, then it was just depressing. Saint and Goth joined in this little sad party. Boo hoo yada yada, while PP and Rich Bitch were off in their bubble. PP god damn his soul almost tossed out Lumberjack's one chance at life by almost shooing away the ambulance. Wonder what will happen now, Saint is with him but eh what good is she really?
More announcements later this week onto the lives of you filthy peasants. Until then love and swag, your most gracious ruler, King Troll.
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