Kingcoffee

I'm a Dominant man with 20+ years experience in the BDSM lifestyle. If you are not 18 or older you don't need to be on my page. NSFW!

[kingcoffee74]

Due to the change

I'm going to keep this open and only check it on occasion after the changes. If you wish to chat with me then HMU and lets see if we can't work something out. Have a great day and stay safe.

[do-it-my-way]

Just wanted to say

Happy Thanksgiving to one and all!

[kingcoffee74]

Anyone going to take that dare?

[jenmolly]

Let’s talk? 🍑🍆💦

If you reblog, I automatically follow back😘

[kingcoffee74]

Take either of those away from me and it will not be a nice day for anyone

[pandaaamonium14]

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

[skrillcholas-cage]

oh my god these are great

[princemetalthunder]

fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes

[icuckmyhubby85]

[biozziemumblog]

Yumm

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[kingcoffee74]

[mz-kimberly-michelle]

[kingcoffee74]

Yes me to

[kingcoffee74]

Experience comes with age!

[kingcoffee74]

[kingcoffee74]

[kingcoffee74]

A Slave in the Making

Slave in the making

Allison comes to and finds herself cuffed,shackled and locked in a dog

cage.The last thing she can remember is laying down on the couch to

take a nap.As her head throbs she looks at her surrondings.As she

looks around the dark room she can see all different types of sex

tables,benches and racks all around her.She catches a glimpse of a

figure in the darkness but can not tell who it is.As Allison starts to

plead for help Kim steps from the shadows and the color drains from

Allisons face.Kim looks into the cage as she tells Allison "I  told

you that I would get my revenge.You hurt my family and now is the time

you pay !" Allison starts to beg for mercy as another figure emerges

from the darkness.As the figure gets closer Allison can tell it is a

man and he has a thick leather collar and a pad lock in his hands.As

he opens the cage and locks the collar around Allisons neck he tells

her that she is nothing more than a toy to him and if she does not do

as she is told she will be severly punished.He looks at Kim and

says"you may stay and watch my Pet but I am going to show this slave

no mercy".Kim looks down at the now terrified Allison."I would like to

stay for as long as I can take it.Thank you Sir.

He chains her to a point on the floor and adds leg collars to hold her legs in a kneeling position. He grabs a whip to slap on her ass.

[kingcoffee74]

Just something I wrote

This King has no Queen.

He sits back and waits to be seen.

Watching the princess and rest.

He wonders about thinking what is best.

Think about how life plays its game.

Will he ever be the same?

Maybe he should change the game.

It doesn't matter either way.

All he can can do is hold on for another day.

[thedomsden-deactivated20180502]

[hisquiet-deactivated20181218]

Quiet… Shhh…

[mygirl1980]

This is true

[kingcoffee74]

Have to find a real sub first and not one of the many fakes.

[kingcoffee74]

I'm currently unfollowing everyone. If I don't have a conversation with you then I will not be following you.