"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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@kingdork-thedeadbastard
"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset
the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years
taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult
at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)
'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65
it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age
it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.
you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.
young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!
there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big
If I ever stop talking to you & remove you from my life, I hope you understand how hard it was for me. I have a bad habit of holding onto the little bit of good in ppl, no matter how bad they clearly are for me. So if I don’t fw you anymore, it’s bc you pushed me past my limits
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
REBLOG IF YOU WANT ANONS
Every time I do this I get weird af anons n I love it 🐝🐝🐝
If you are a girl and you like girls, like or reblog this so I can befriend you.
Let’s play
why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you
my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”
like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety
What do german wheat farmers say?
Gluten Tag.
What do Germans living in Russia say?
Putin Tag
What do Germans living in Texas say?
Shootin Tag
What do German musicians say?
Fluten Tag
What do german apple farmers say?
Fruiten Tag
What do german Jews say?
Nothing, they’re all fucking dead.
Assholes.
OH SHIT NO NO NO
OKAY
I SAW THIS
AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A WHOLESOME PUN THREAD
SO READ
THE ENTIRE
THING
OUT LOUD
TO MY
66 YEAR OLD FATHER
OH GOD XD
@jewishmagpie is this one too much, or is it in line with your dark humor stuff?
Oh nooooooooo!
uhh they actually say jew-ten tag 😒😒😒 try again sweetie «°ω°»
I am laughing oh my God (it escalated quickly. Um.)