it's time to do it now and do it loud!

tyrion helios alcaeus, 23, house fiona, he/him. unfortunately king of the kingdom of pacifica i guess? (CtD rp blog lol)

[kingheliosalcaeus]

if you asked me to write a fanfiction about the prince consort and i then i would just start writing you our grocery list or something by mistake

[kingheliosalcaeus]

wait. wait. i’m writing a fanfiction right now oh god here it comes out of my fingertips AAAAUUUGHHH THE ANGUISH ITS COMING AAAAAAAAAAHHHHGHUUHGAGHHGAHGGHGHAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHGHHG

“Welcome to my sexalicious court, princess Nautica,m” said KING TYRION HELIOS ALCAEUS OF THE KINGDOM OF PACIFICA IN CONCORDIA, with his perfect ASS on the new big enormous king throne, “i hope everything is sufficiently Swaggy and Yoloful to your liking”

“Die” said nautica. she used wayfare to teleport away from him into the fancy crowd of sexy and exciting men and some ladies. And then from the

corner of her

eye s she spotted ummmm

A SATYR with long flowing locks and amazingly sculpted biceps and abs that were also not too big or intimidating and large pretty sensitive eyes. “Hello my princess” he said

an then i think they kissed or something

[whitetailed]

oh i do like this.

[kingheliosalcaeus]

thanks. im an expert

[kingheliosalcaeus]

wait. wait. i’m writing a fanfiction right now oh god here it comes out of my fingertips AAAAUUUGHHH THE ANGUISH ITS COMING AAAAAAAAAAHHHHGHUUHGAGHHGAHGGHGHAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHGHHG

“Welcome to my sexalicious court, princess Nautica,m” said KING TYRION HELIOS ALCAEUS OF THE KINGDOM OF PACIFICA IN CONCORDIA, with his perfect ASS on the new big enormous king throne, “i hope everything is sufficiently Swaggy and Yoloful to your liking”

“Die” said nautica. she used wayfare to teleport away from him into the fancy crowd of sexy and exciting men and some ladies. And then from the

corner of her

eye s she spotted ummmm

A SATYR with long flowing locks and amazingly sculpted biceps and abs that were also not too big or intimidating and large pretty sensitive eyes. “Hello my princess” he said

an then i think they kissed or something

[kingheliosalcaeus]

how does nautica know that anyway

[seafoamsidhe]

oh, just heard some gossip

[kingheliosalcaeus]

was it in a fanfiction

[seafoamsidhe]

you know i don’t read those unless they’re about me.

[kingheliosalcaeus]

well maybe it was a fanfiction where you were at my house and came to my court and then started a torrid affair with one of my little noble guys or something

[kingheliosalcaeus]

how does nautica know that anyway

[seafoamsidhe]

oh, just heard some gossip

[kingheliosalcaeus]

was it in a fanfiction

[seafoamsidhe]

tyrion sits on a THRONE now? oh that is so monarchist of him. i’m so proud.

[kingheliosalcaeus]

i didn’t WANT TO but duke aeon wouldn’t SHUT up about it :/

[seafoamsidhe]

he’s right! you gotta have the look!

[kingheliosalcaeus]

what i GOTTA have is at LEAST a representative democracy :/

[kingheliosalcaeus]

how does nautica know that anyway

[seafoamsidhe]

tyrion sits on a THRONE now? oh that is so monarchist of him. i’m so proud.

[kingheliosalcaeus]

i didn't WANT TO but duke aeon wouldn't SHUT up about it :/

[kingheliosalcaeus]

am i on the naughty list. am i bad. wht if santas watching me RIGHT now. is the easter bunny real? iS THE TOOTH FAIRY REAL? DOES SHE HAVE MY TEETH? I WANT THEM BACK!!!!!! I WANT MY FUCKINBG TEETH BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[seafoamsidhe]

what would you do with your baby teeth???

[kingheliosalcaeus]

……wear them on a necklace

[seafoamsidhe]

:/

[kingheliosalcaeus]

i could keep them in a box or something too!! i just dont want someone ELSE having them. theyre MY teeth and i grew them and what if the tooth fairy eats them??? those are MINE. if anyone gets to eat them it should be me

[seafoamsidhe]

i think you have bigger problems than worrying about who has your teeth!

[kingheliosalcaeus]

what if the tooth fairy uses my teeth to make me a puppet?? Did you ever fuckig think about that nautcia???? HUH? WHAT if shes out there eating my teeth and controlling The kingdom???????

[seafoamsidhe]

you’re being ridiculous. first of all, she’d need more than just your teeth to cast that level of spell over you, so don’t stress about it

[kingheliosalcaeus]

THAT’S A REAL SPELL????????????????

[seafoamsidhe]

i mean, with enough glamour and the right cantrips, hypothetically…

[kingheliosalcaeus]

brb i will just b e hiding in an undisclosed closet Forever now

[kingheliosalcaeus]

am i on the naughty list. am i bad. wht if santas watching me RIGHT now. is the easter bunny real? iS THE TOOTH FAIRY REAL? DOES SHE HAVE MY TEETH? I WANT THEM BACK!!!!!! I WANT MY FUCKINBG TEETH BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[seafoamsidhe]

what would you do with your baby teeth???

[kingheliosalcaeus]

……wear them on a necklace

[seafoamsidhe]

:/

[kingheliosalcaeus]

i could keep them in a box or something too!! i just dont want someone ELSE having them. theyre MY teeth and i grew them and what if the tooth fairy eats them??? those are MINE. if anyone gets to eat them it should be me

[seafoamsidhe]

i think you have bigger problems than worrying about who has your teeth!

[kingheliosalcaeus]

what if the tooth fairy uses my teeth to make me a puppet?? Did you ever fuckig think about that nautcia???? HUH? WHAT if shes out there eating my teeth and controlling The kingdom???????

[seafoamsidhe]

you’re being ridiculous. first of all, she’d need more than just your teeth to cast that level of spell over you, so don’t stress about it

[kingheliosalcaeus]

THAT’S A REAL SPELL????????????????

[kingheliosalcaeus]

am i on the naughty list. am i bad. wht if santas watching me RIGHT now. is the easter bunny real? iS THE TOOTH FAIRY REAL? DOES SHE HAVE MY TEETH? I WANT THEM BACK!!!!!! I WANT MY FUCKINBG TEETH BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[seafoamsidhe]

what would you do with your baby teeth???

[kingheliosalcaeus]

……wear them on a necklace

[seafoamsidhe]

:/

[kingheliosalcaeus]

i could keep them in a box or something too!! i just dont want someone ELSE having them. theyre MY teeth and i grew them and what if the tooth fairy eats them??? those are MINE. if anyone gets to eat them it should be me

[seafoamsidhe]

i think you have bigger problems than worrying about who has your teeth!

[kingheliosalcaeus]

what if the tooth fairy uses my teeth to make me a puppet?? Did you ever fuckig think about that nautcia???? HUH? WHAT if shes out there eating my teeth and controlling The kingdom???????

[kingheliosalcaeus]

am i on the naughty list. am i bad. wht if santas watching me RIGHT now. is the easter bunny real? iS THE TOOTH FAIRY REAL? DOES SHE HAVE MY TEETH? I WANT THEM BACK!!!!!! I WANT MY FUCKINBG TEETH BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[seafoamsidhe]

what would you do with your baby teeth???

[kingheliosalcaeus]

……wear them on a necklace

[seafoamsidhe]

:/

[kingheliosalcaeus]

i could keep them in a box or something too!! i just dont want someone ELSE having them. theyre MY teeth and i grew them and what if the tooth fairy eats them??? those are MINE. if anyone gets to eat them it should be me

[kingheliosalcaeus]

am i on the naughty list. am i bad. wht if santas watching me RIGHT now. is the easter bunny real? iS THE TOOTH FAIRY REAL? DOES SHE HAVE MY TEETH? I WANT THEM BACK!!!!!! I WANT MY FUCKINBG TEETH BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[seafoamsidhe]

what would you do with your baby teeth???

[kingheliosalcaeus]

......wear them on a necklace

[whitetailed]

i fucked that old man

[kingheliosalcaeus]

YOU FUCKED SANTA?!?!??!?!?!??!!

[whitetailed]

ya lol. this was pre-lacunus

[kingheliosalcaeus]

i think im go nna have an aneurysm

[kingheliosalcaeus]

am i on the naughty list. am i bad. wht if santas watching me RIGHT now. is the easter bunny real? iS THE TOOTH FAIRY REAL? DOES SHE HAVE MY TEETH? I WANT THEM BACK!!!!!! I WANT MY FUCKINBG TEETH BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kingheliosalcaeus]

HELLO? WHO’S DAIDI NA NOLLAG??? IT’S SO COLD IN HERE

[seafoamsidhe]

it’s irish for father christmas, silly! he’s friends with queen morganna, so i’ve got a direct line.

[kingheliosalcaeus]

SANTA? FUCKIGN SANTA? CLAUS??????????

[seafoamsidhe]

not exactly, but close enough!

[kingheliosalcaeus]

oh my god.

[whitetailed]

i fucked that old man

[kingheliosalcaeus]

YOU FUCKED SANTA?!?!??!?!?!??!!