sail on, sail on, sailor

The official blog of Princess Nautica Atalanta Nerissa of the White Sands. You can just call me Nautica! (CtD RP blog.)

[campyvillain]

[snoppy]

[tapireye-deactivated20220708]

Eyewear Designs by Zahide Betul Sahin

[queerofthedeep]

I have never related to an article headline so much.

[mayothompson]

[barbarella3d]

*casts this on you*

[ottermatopoeia]

*you suddenly come down with the grave affliction of friendship*

[kingheliosalcaeus]

wait. wait. i’m writing a fanfiction right now oh god here it comes out of my fingertips AAAAUUUGHHH THE ANGUISH ITS COMING AAAAAAAAAAHHHHGHUUHGAGHHGAHGGHGHAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHGHHG

“Welcome to my sexalicious court, princess Nautica,m” said KING TYRION HELIOS ALCAEUS OF THE KINGDOM OF PACIFICA IN CONCORDIA, with his perfect ASS on the new big enormous king throne, “i hope everything is sufficiently Swaggy and Yoloful to your liking”

“Die” said nautica. she used wayfare to teleport away from him into the fancy crowd of sexy and exciting men and some ladies. And then from the

corner of her

eye s she spotted ummmm

A SATYR with long flowing locks and amazingly sculpted biceps and abs that were also not too big or intimidating and large pretty sensitive eyes. “Hello my princess” he said

an then i think they kissed or something

[seafoamsidhe]

oh this is borderline treasonous thank you

[kingheliosalcaeus]

how does nautica know that anyway

[seafoamsidhe]

oh, just heard some gossip

[kingheliosalcaeus]

was it in a fanfiction

[seafoamsidhe]

you know i don’t read those unless they’re about me.

[kingheliosalcaeus]

well maybe it was a fanfiction where you were at my house and came to my court and then started a torrid affair with one of my little noble guys or something

[seafoamsidhe]

that’s not fanfiction, that’s the tabloids 😔

[seafoamsidhe]

tyrion sits on a THRONE now? oh that is so monarchist of him. i’m so proud.

[kingheliosalcaeus]

i didn’t WANT TO but duke aeon wouldn’t SHUT up about it :/

[seafoamsidhe]

he’s right! you gotta have the look!

[kingheliosalcaeus]

what i GOTTA have is at LEAST a representative democracy :/

[seafoamsidhe]

sounds like you have some work to do, then, don’t you? not enough time for lounging around on thrones with your fiancé?

[kingheliosalcaeus]

how does nautica know that anyway

[seafoamsidhe]

oh, just heard some gossip

[kingheliosalcaeus]

was it in a fanfiction

[seafoamsidhe]

you know i don’t read those unless they’re about me.

[kingheliosalcaeus]

how does nautica know that anyway

[seafoamsidhe]

oh, just heard some gossip <3

[seafoamsidhe]

tyrion sits on a THRONE now? oh that is so monarchist of him. i’m so proud.

[kingheliosalcaeus]

i didn’t WANT TO but duke aeon wouldn’t SHUT up about it :/

[seafoamsidhe]

he’s right! you gotta have the look!

[seafoamsidhe]

tyrion sits on a THRONE now? oh that is so monarchist of him. i’m so proud.

[kingheliosalcaeus]

am i on the naughty list. am i bad. wht if santas watching me RIGHT now. is the easter bunny real? iS THE TOOTH FAIRY REAL? DOES SHE HAVE MY TEETH? I WANT THEM BACK!!!!!! I WANT MY FUCKINBG TEETH BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[seafoamsidhe]

what would you do with your baby teeth???

[kingheliosalcaeus]

……wear them on a necklace

[seafoamsidhe]

:/

[kingheliosalcaeus]

i could keep them in a box or something too!! i just dont want someone ELSE having them. theyre MY teeth and i grew them and what if the tooth fairy eats them??? those are MINE. if anyone gets to eat them it should be me

[seafoamsidhe]

i think you have bigger problems than worrying about who has your teeth!

[kingheliosalcaeus]

what if the tooth fairy uses my teeth to make me a puppet?? Did you ever fuckig think about that nautcia???? HUH? WHAT if shes out there eating my teeth and controlling The kingdom???????

[seafoamsidhe]

you’re being ridiculous. first of all, she’d need more than just your teeth to cast that level of spell over you, so don’t stress about it

[kingheliosalcaeus]

THAT’S A REAL SPELL????????????????

[seafoamsidhe]

i mean, with enough glamour and the right cantrips, hypothetically...

[kingheliosalcaeus]

am i on the naughty list. am i bad. wht if santas watching me RIGHT now. is the easter bunny real? iS THE TOOTH FAIRY REAL? DOES SHE HAVE MY TEETH? I WANT THEM BACK!!!!!! I WANT MY FUCKINBG TEETH BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[seafoamsidhe]

what would you do with your baby teeth???

[kingheliosalcaeus]

……wear them on a necklace

[seafoamsidhe]

:/

[kingheliosalcaeus]

i could keep them in a box or something too!! i just dont want someone ELSE having them. theyre MY teeth and i grew them and what if the tooth fairy eats them??? those are MINE. if anyone gets to eat them it should be me

[seafoamsidhe]

i think you have bigger problems than worrying about who has your teeth!

[kingheliosalcaeus]

what if the tooth fairy uses my teeth to make me a puppet?? Did you ever fuckig think about that nautcia???? HUH? WHAT if shes out there eating my teeth and controlling The kingdom???????

[seafoamsidhe]

you’re being ridiculous. first of all, she’d need more than just your teeth to cast that level of spell over you, so don’t stress about it <3

[kingheliosalcaeus]

am i on the naughty list. am i bad. wht if santas watching me RIGHT now. is the easter bunny real? iS THE TOOTH FAIRY REAL? DOES SHE HAVE MY TEETH? I WANT THEM BACK!!!!!! I WANT MY FUCKINBG TEETH BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[seafoamsidhe]

what would you do with your baby teeth???

[kingheliosalcaeus]

……wear them on a necklace

[seafoamsidhe]

:/

[kingheliosalcaeus]

i could keep them in a box or something too!! i just dont want someone ELSE having them. theyre MY teeth and i grew them and what if the tooth fairy eats them??? those are MINE. if anyone gets to eat them it should be me

[seafoamsidhe]

i think you have bigger problems than worrying about who has your teeth!

[kingheliosalcaeus]

am i on the naughty list. am i bad. wht if santas watching me RIGHT now. is the easter bunny real? iS THE TOOTH FAIRY REAL? DOES SHE HAVE MY TEETH? I WANT THEM BACK!!!!!! I WANT MY FUCKINBG TEETH BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[seafoamsidhe]

what would you do with your baby teeth???

[kingheliosalcaeus]

……wear them on a necklace

[seafoamsidhe]

:/