I'm the Only One

Mason. Coach. Drinker. Lover. Your next thought. 

[kingmotta]

@mottaman: A little cold never stopped me from walking out shirtless

[jauregernaut]

Mason fucking Motta. You haven’t changed a bit.

[kingmotta]

Now why would I do that? 

[jauregernaut]

Would it be stereotypical of me to expect for some random British guy to start offering me tea to get me in bed? There has to be at least one asshole English dude around here, right? There has to be that guy.

[kingmotta]

It really would be, but I’m a super hot american and I can do the same. 

[that-girllogan]

Fucking Mason. How are you mate?

[kingmotta]

Amazing as always. How are you doing? 

[sirsebsmythe]

Your distracting shirtless form for one. 

[kingmotta]

You know I get that a lot from the ladies.

[sirsebsmythe]

Er…Hi. 

[kingmotta]

What’s up, man? 

[starrdork-deactivated20160108]

[fxckenzo]

Instagram? Surprised you can fit your big head on the screen.

[raaken]

It’s not my head that’s too big for the screen.

Dat ass tho.

[kingmotta]

He gets it. Dirty minds think a like. 

[little-lion-clary]

Good. 

You do that. I hope that his work is up to par and I won’t be disappointed. I’d hate for my back and knees to still be in bad shape. 

[kingmotta]

A lot prettier then one. 

Oh man his work is the best. You will feel brand new. 

[little-lion-clary]

Are you a Gremlin then? Most attractive Gremlin I’ve ever seen. 

Hmm. Well that’s a good start. I suppose I might give him a try. 

[kingmotta]

We can call it that.

You totally should. 

[isabella-hudson-blog]

My day has so far consisted of being woken up at 4 AM because my husband turns the sound up too loud on his alarm, getting stuck in traffic, which made me late for my first day at my internship, getting sworn at in Russian because I called some lady out for cutting in front of me, and nearly getting plowed down by some old lady with a fake tree in a box at a grocery store. 

[kingmotta]

Damn you’re still married? 

[little-lion-clary]

Hmm. I can’t say that I necessarily disagree. Though I’m afraid that might feed your ego more.

Is that so? Interesting. And is this professional credible? I’d hate to end up seeing a fraud.

[kingmotta]

Just don’t feed it past midnight. It may never go down easy. 

Well he is a coach. And knows a couple things about knees and backs. 

[little-lion-clary]

You know, I don’t really doubt that. 

It’s hard work but I manage. Oh should I? Know any professionals that think they can help me?

[kingmotta]

My mom says it the eyes/ 

Well I can give you a feel numbers, but only one is worth your time. 

[little-lion-clary]

Uh-huh. You get a pass this time. 

Depends on the kind of dirty. Grease? Yes. Oh I’m sure you are. I’m on my back a lot too. 

[kingmotta]

That’s gotta be my fifth one for that day. 

You know they say you should always have help when being on your back and knees. A professional might come in handy. 

[little-lion-clary]

Uh-huh. You get a pass this time. 

Depends on the kind of dirty. Grease? Yes. Oh I’m sure you are. I’m on my back a lot too. 

[kingmotta]

Those seem to come easy for me still. 

Oh yeah? I’m sure all that being on your back and knees can’t be good for you. You should let a professional help you out.  

[peyton-chang]

Oh Mason you haven’t changed one bit.

[kingmotta]

Why change? I love who I am. 

A southern California boy. 

[little-lion-clary]

Oh that would be brought up. 

Yes I have a soul and no you can’t joke about it. It’s stupid. I’m just a sassy mechanic.

[kingmotta]

I was just asking. 

So you like to get dirty I see? I hear that is a lot of getting on your knees. Totally kidding.