Secret Hawaiian Girl @kingnoob- - Tumblr Blog

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strawberryamanita

i accept this new Christmas canon that an Asian woman in drag is the Boss Santa

LAO BAN SNATA OMG

Omfg this is great

Wait… Noooo…

Homemade camera rig takes stunning close-up pictures of snowflakes

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“Soppy” - Illustrtation by Philippa Rice

fallingforamalfoy

YOUNG TOM IS JUST SO CUTE I CANT. I REALLY CANT.

dreamydrarry

THE FEAR IN DAN’S FACE HAHAHA I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

madoneworld

‘Did you call me a wuss?’ Haha love it xx

lovingregs

What’s your favorite part about him?“ “His eyes, oh my his eyes. I could stare at them for hours. His hair, it’s always a mess but I love it. His smile, I swear it could light up New York after dark. His laugh, it give me butterflies everytime I hear it. His love, it makes me feel whole again. His humor, he makes me laugh until my stomach hurts. He’s everything I need, everything I want.”

(via tullipsink)

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How to make me melt:

Step 1: Pin me against the wall

Step 2: Put your hands around my throat

Step 3: Growl “You’re mine”

gold-kushkloudz

passionfruit-papi

luizenicole-deactivated20210615

Re-blogging again because of the gif 😂😂

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RN.

blindthoughts

😂😂😂😂 👀

facestool

This pretty much sums it up !! Lol

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Ladies I have another question for you....

What’s one thing you wish guy did while he was going down ?

thelifeofbunches-deactivated201

Actually suck on the clitoris instead of flicking it with his tongue like how a cat drinks water.

melanin-enhanced-deactivated202

I have so much to learn thelifeofbunches

goddessevrth-deactivated2023072

Go slow. Not everything has to be fast paced and crazy all the time

packtheammo-deactivated20170223

Hold my thighs. Like grip them, just firm enough…

thetennesseehoneyy

Yasss that clit flicking shit is not the wave.

melanin-enhanced-deactivated202

What about sucking on the clit ? thetennesseehoneyy

tiffanyaliyah

Fingering at the same time is always nice, but not in and out, find that gspot and massage it why you lick and suck the clit. I will die.

alexundefined

Touch/grab my thighs, my ass, slowly touch down my spine, everywhere, somewhere. Tease me good before you go down & while you’re down there.

torreyashanti

Deadass with the thigh thing Kiss those inner thighs too Pretend you’re passionately kissing the kitty Not a cat drinking water Also don’t even do it if you a)don’t like doing it b)you’re going to do it for 2 seconds

uninhibitedsoul

I couldn’t hit reblog fast enough.

the-haitian-queen-deactivated20

Don’t be to shy to open it up and really get the clit. Like if dudes really spread the lips and focused on the clit I would lose my mind

jeniphyer

slow down on the flickering thing, that rapid shit isnt pleasurable, slowly running your tongue back n forth tho? Yes.

thigh kissing is nice, ass grabbing, thigh gripping, a little passionate teasing takes you far and honestly gets her wetter by the minute

slow down, take your time at first, dont just dive in, enjoy your meal

that rapid flicking thing doesnt do much for me (i cant speak for every girl) but slow runs across the clit are lovely, just focus on the clit, let your fingers do some work if you get tired or something

I dont know about every girl but that mimic-my-dick-with-my-tongue technique doesnt do shit

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Notice how they’ve all basically said the same thing? I hope you men pay attention. Every woman is different but here are the basics to pleasing us.

1. Stop the fucking flicking shit.

2. Focus on the CLIT. Suck it, circle it. Engulf it. If she moans, keep doing that.

3. But pls, do visit thighland. Inner thigh licking and kissing will set us on fire.

4. What is this fingering shit? Massage the gspot or get out. We feel nothing with that little stabbing motion. Also, stop sticking your 2 inches of tongue in there. Come back up to the clit.

5. LONG stokes with the tongue.

6. Stop humming. Most of us use vibrators so that little humming trick you learned from GQ will pale in comparison.

7. Speaking of vibes, the reason you’re in our bed is because you can do 1 thing our wands and rabbits can’t do. And that’s grab us. Grab us, squeeze us, we want to feel your hands on our body.

8. If you can reach, grab a titty.

9. Some women are self conscious about how they look/taste/smell down there. Or worry about taking too long to orgasm, so let her know you’re enjoying it. Moan, groan, sound like you’re eating a plate of ribs

10. Do it til we cum or GTFO!

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@sosaysdeb 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

mindoftheunkind

Yall better grab a damn notepad and pen!

liferuining-soulsnatcher

I actually like the flicking part But I rather have someone suck and swirl at the same time No teeth Get sloppy with it, let me know you’re enjoying it Massage my nipples and play w my titties Don’t let me run And the other things I like are purely kinks so Ima just leave it there

puffsaddy

im tryna eat pussy now..i didnt get on tumblr for this.

liferuining-soulsnatcher

Lol what did you get on for ?

freeasiwannabe

👆🏿👆🏿😂😂😂😂

Amen for this entire post tho!!! Ladies good job! Men please take notes. That thigh and ass grabbing, inner thigh kissing, massaging will go a loooooong way!

onlyblackgirl

They pretty much covered it all 😂

tinynooboo

Basically this video is my go-to for showing someone how to eat pussy. Personally, I’m really self conscious about my bits and so I like a lot of reassurance that I taste and smell good. I get really wrapped up in making sure my partner is having an enjoyable experience and get too in my head, so lots of moaning between my legs and maybe if they’re masturbating to me definitely helps me enjoy the experience more.

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YASSS Nina Hartley!

mrcheyl

Hale told me to give her three random words and she’ll do her best to improvise a song based on them, then this happened.

collinscoffin

Give me her

jaden2000

Everything else became annoying background noise to this

skelewh0re

I almost didn’t watch this and then I did and woah just please stop and listen to her

kingnoob-

Damn

queeringoutloud

We can go from cuddles to cumming real quick.

towntraveler

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be nosy

1: The last person you kissed screams they love you, you say… 2: Did you get to sleep in today? 3: You never know what you got until you lose it? 4: Do you have siblings? 5: How many kids do you want? 6: Who was the last person you held hands with? 7: Did you stand on your tippy-toes for your last kiss? 8: Do you think if you died, the last person you kissed would care? 9: Last person to talk on the phone? 10: Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone? 11: When’s your birthday? 12: Remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed? 13: What kind of phone do you have? 14: Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants? 15: Are you a different person now than you were 5 years ago? 16: What were you doing at 4 am? 17: Would you rather write a paper or give a speech? 18: Are you lying to yourself about something? 19: Last night you felt…? 20: What’s something you cannot wait for? 21: Ever told your parents you were going somewhere but when somewhere different? 22: How many hours of sleep did you get last night? 23: Are you a morning or night person? 24: What did you get your last bruise from? 25: Do you reply to all of your texts? 26: Your phone is ringing. It’s the person you fell hardest for. What do you do? 27: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed? 28: Anyone you would like to get things straight with? 29: How many months until your birthday? 30: Favorite thing to eat with peanut butter? 31: Did you like this past summer? 32: What were you doing before you got on the computer? 33: Your ex is sitting next to you, with their new partner. What do you do? 34: What is the last thing you said out loud? 35: Your mood summed into one work? 36: Are you doing anything else besides taking this survey? 37: What are your initials? 38: Are you a happy person? 39: Do you still talk to the person you liked 4 months ago? 40: Where do you want to live when your older? 41: Have you had your birthday this year? 42: What did you do yesterday? 43: What will you be doing tomorrow? 44: How late did you stay up last night? 45: Is there anyone you would do anything for? 46: Is it hard to make you laugh? 47: Do you believe ex’s can be just friends? 48: Do you think any of your exes will eventually want to be with you again? 49: How many people have you had feelings for in the year of 2012? 50: Do you wish your ex was dead? 51: Have you ever dyed your hair? 52: Would ever take back someone that cheated? 53: Was New Year’s Even enjoyable? 54: Bet you’re missing someone right now? 55: How would your parents react if you got a tattoo? 56: Sleep on your back or stomach? 57: If you could move away, no questions asked, where would it be ? 58: What would you change about your life right now? 59: Has anything upset you in the past week? 60: Are you on the phone? 61: Today, would you rather go forward a week or back? 62: Would you take $40,000 or a brand new car? 63: Have you ever talked to someone when they were high? 64: Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone? 65: Have you ever copied someone elses homework? 66: Are you the type of person who liks to be out or at home? 67: Do you automatically check your phone when you wake up? 68: Have you ever stayed up all night on the phone? 69: Could you use some sleep right now? 70: Are you going to have a baby by the time you’re 18? 71: Does it bother you when someone hides things from you? 72: What’s your favorite color? 73: Have you ever slept in the same room with someone you liked? 74: Have you ever been looking for something and it was already in your hand? 75: Do you get annoyed easily? 76: If someone liked you, would you want them to tell you? 77: Do you have a person of the opposite sex that you can tell everything to? 78: Does anyone call you babe? 79: How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 80: What do you prefer, relationship or one night stand? 81: What color hoodie did you wear last? 82: Is there someone who meant alot to you at one point, and isn’t around anymore?